Bournemouth (A) 14th Jan 13.30

[Midz]

All streams frozen for me although it's doubtful I'm missing anything important.

[robbo10]

Our postman's hard...I've seen him wearing shorts even on non sunny days.

Are his shorts really tight then?

[robbo10]

I bet Sanchez is devastated he's not part of this humdinger........

[Gunner Rob]

Fuck knows how anyone can watch this sort of game at home - I would have been asleep by now!

Even in the pub I am struggling to keep awake. This is just so tedious between two very average sides.

[supergeorgegraham]

Paint on my wall is drying nicely

[robbo10]

Paint on my wall is drying nicely

What colour mate?

[GoonerMuzz]

Paint on my wall is drying nicely

Any interesting patterns as it dries?

[robbo10]

England's Danny Welbeck....

[rodders999]

Bellerin

[Gunner Rob]

Does 7th place get you in the Europa League?

Because this team won’t finish any higher.

[Midz]

Our postman's hard...I've seen him wearing shorts even on non sunny days.

Are his shorts really tight then?

[xisstential]

Holding, Mustafi & Chambers look like 3 Jihadists.

[sk-gtfo]

Lacazette looks depressed...

so would I be if I signed up to play with Ozil and Sanchez and instead I'm playing with Iwobi and Welbeck...

[NickF]

Lacazette looks depressed...

so would I be if I signed up to play with Ozil and Sanchez and instead I'm playing with Iwobi and Welbeck...

From "golden triangle" to "golden shower"!

[sk-gtfo]

Does 7th place get you in the Europa League?

Because this team won’t finish any higher.

Why do you think that?, beyond 6th place all the rest are mid/lower table fodder. We are getting in the Eurovision league whether we like it or not.