Dear Rebel,rebel gooner wrote:dear gus,,
didnt know you had a gay magazine out for your more liberal democrat readers
Back again so soon, my my you do have have problems it seems!
Thank you for taking an interest in one of my media publications. As you know, Gus-A-Vision plc is a modern communications and media corporate that likes to provide something for all in the community.
I am slightly disturbed though, with your wedding so close, that you still find yourself trawling the internet to read homo erotic publications. This and your worrying link with your friend S***M**H*R, mentioned in a previous letter to myself, are a real cause for concern.
Do you also find yourself drawn to spend your evenings in a shop which lonely men frequent to buy alcoholic drinks? Has your employer for instance, taken away your internet access due to the amount of indecent material viewed during work time?
If you are gay, be proud to be gay, with a name like Rebel you are half way there already! Now is the time though to tell your wife to be that your proposed marriage is a sham and that you have a secret love affair with an African man named Emmanuel.
Please do not worry what your family will say, your father is senile and clearly a mentalist so he will be none the wiser.
Next!