The "Total and Utter c***" Thread!!

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Re: The "Total and Utter c***" Thread!!

Postby StuartL » Wed Aug 23, 2017 8:52 pm

The Barca-whores crying about Neymar breaking his contract to the point that they are taking him to court over a loyalty bonus paid to him....Same time they continue their policy of unsettling players under contract at other clubs..
They just received near on £200m and are trying to sue him for £7m or so - do they not think they got enough in the transfer to compensate for any loyalty payment. :censored:

Football is finished.

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Re: The "Total and Utter c***" Thread!!

Postby arseofacrow » Thu Aug 24, 2017 3:36 pm

The Barca-whores crying about Neymar breaking his contract to the point that they are taking him to court over a loyalty bonus paid to him....Same time they continue their policy of unsettling players under contract at other clubs..
They just received near on £200m and are trying to sue him for £7m or so - do they not think they got enough in the transfer to compensate for any loyalty payment. :censored:

Football is finished.
Football hasn't finished eating itself.

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Re: The "Total and Utter c***" Thread!!

Postby Bradywasking » Mon Aug 28, 2017 4:44 am

The woman who recently changed her sanitary towel in front of her five year old son , who then drew a picture of what he saw..Mother then shared this picture (including specifiic red crayon or marker ) on social media.
Have we become that desperate for our five minutes of fame on social media..?

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Re: The "Total and Utter c***" Thread!!

Postby OneBardGooner » Mon Aug 28, 2017 12:08 pm

The woman who recently changed her sanitary towel in front of her five year old son , who then drew a picture of what he saw..Mother then shared this picture (including specifiic red crayon or marker ) on social media.
Have we become that desperate for our five minutes of fame on social media..?
Bloody Hell! :shock:

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Re: The "Total and Utter c***" Thread!!

Postby OneBardGooner » Mon Aug 28, 2017 12:09 pm

Arsene Wenger and Stan Kroenke.

Utter Cuntage's :evil:

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Re: The "Total and Utter c***" Thread!!

Postby Rosie_titters » Mon Aug 28, 2017 6:32 pm

My neighbour Ken the Thief, who things it's alright to start his tractor at 5.30am every fucking morning :banghead: :banghead:

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Re: The "Total and Utter c***" Thread!!

Postby StuartL » Wed Aug 30, 2017 8:45 pm

The woman who recently changed her sanitary towel in front of her five year old son , who then drew a picture of what he saw..Mother then shared this picture (including specifiic red crayon or marker ) on social media.
Have we become that desperate for our five minutes of fame on social media..?
Bloody Hell! :shock:
No ...... Bloody Mary !

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Re: The "Total and Utter c***" Thread!!

Postby OneBardGooner » Thu Aug 31, 2017 6:12 pm

Arsene Wenger and Stan Kroenke.

Utter Cuntage's :evil:
Ditto.

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Re: The "Total and Utter c***" Thread!!

Postby Rugby Gooner » Sun Sep 10, 2017 6:43 pm

Tony Blair,
For demanding that Britain needs tougher immigration controls. :shock:
This is the c.unt who threw open British borders in 2004,claiming that only 10,000 or so would want to come.5 million+ and counting,our schools,housing,and NHS are at breaking point,and thanks to political correctness anyone who raises concerns are racist.
Tony Blair calling for immigration control is like Keith Richards telling people that they should not do drugs. :banghead:
Leaked documents also came to light a few years ago in which the Labour Party stated that the policy to allow unfettered immigration was a deliberate action as they wanted to dilute British culture,WANKERS! :twisted:

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Re: The "Total and Utter c***" Thread!!

Postby Sean » Sun Sep 10, 2017 8:47 pm

Well fucking said. I'd happily watch that bastard burn alive :censored:

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Re: The "Total and Utter c***" Thread!!

Postby OneBardGooner » Mon Sep 11, 2017 5:55 pm

Well fucking said. I'd happily watch that bastard burn alive :censored:
Well I've got a 2 litre can of high octane jet fuel and a box of matches if you want to borrow them mate! :D :wink:



ps: Of course, you would have to play the appropriate Torch Song when you did it...you know just to add to the ambience of the occasion. 8)

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Re: The "Total and Utter c***" Thread!!

Postby arseofacrow » Thu Sep 14, 2017 9:04 am

Maybe they can rename the stand at Watford:

The Graham I did nothing while kids were being abused Taylor stand.

Fucking :censored:

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Re: The "Total and Utter c***" Thread!!

Postby DB10GOONER » Thu Sep 14, 2017 11:04 am

Maybe they can rename the stand at Watford:

The Graham I did nothing while kids were being abused Taylor stand.

Fucking :censored:
Might be worth pointing out that these are still just accusations. :| Against a man that can no longer defend his name and reputation.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... ston-villa

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Re: The "Total and Utter c***" Thread!!

Postby arseofacrow » Thu Sep 14, 2017 1:55 pm

Maybe they can rename the stand at Watford:

The Graham I did nothing while kids were being abused Taylor stand.

Fucking :censored:
Might be worth pointing out that these are still just accusations. :| Against a man that can no longer defend his name and reputation.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... ston-villa
Well, the youth team manager, through his lawyer, confirmed they all knew about it. Which led to the guy's sacking. So, I'll take my chances mate.

Fucking *word censored*

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Re: The "Total and Utter c***" Thread!!

Postby StuartL » Fri Sep 15, 2017 8:28 am

Maybe they can rename the stand at Watford:

The Graham I did nothing while kids were being abused Taylor stand.

Fucking :censored:
Might be worth pointing out that these are still just accusations. :| Against a man that can no longer defend his name and reputation.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... ston-villa
I'm not sure the responsibility is being put on Taylor's door ?
I thought he was first team manager - doubt he was directly in charge of the other guy but seems a convenient scapegoat to get others off the culpable liability hook.


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