The "Phat Tung Harry Kane Is a Diving c*nt" Thread

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Re: The "Jurgen Klopp is an utter c***" Thread!!

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Re: The "Jurgen Klopp is an utter c***" Thread!!

Postby goonersid » Sun Jan 14, 2018 6:48 pm

Can we please have the biggest c u n t in footballs name on the title of this thread until he eventually fucks off!!!

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Re: The "Jurgen Klopp is an utter c***" Thread!!

Postby DB10GOONER » Mon Jan 15, 2018 1:21 pm

Can we please have the biggest c u n t in footballs name on the title of this thread until he eventually fucks off!!!
Sorry, no mate, too obvious. :lol: :wink:

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Re: The "Jurgen Klopp is an utter c***" Thread!!

Postby Allgunsblazin » Mon Jan 22, 2018 9:55 pm

Had a Lady Godiva on the Jacks to beat the victims!....
Happy Days! 10/1..... :barscarf:

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Re: The "Jurgen Klopp is an utter c***" Thread!!

Postby OneBardGooner » Mon Jan 22, 2018 9:57 pm

"WENGERCUNTSLOP" A Liar, A Coward, A Dis-honest and Sidey, Sneaky C.U.N.T :cussing:

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Re: The "Jurgen Klopp is an utter c***" Thread!!

Postby Allgunsblazin » Mon Jan 22, 2018 10:04 pm

"WENGERCUNTSLOP" A Liar, A Coward, A Dis-honest and Sidey, Sneaky C.U.N.T :cussing:
Mate don't have a coronary over him, I knew all along that he would be the death of this club, and some big beatings are coming his way for sure...

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Re: The "Jurgen Klopp is an utter c***" Thread!!

Postby OneBardGooner » Thu Jan 25, 2018 7:02 pm

true.


Saw this and could barely believe my eyes


http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42816855

Bet if Fifa banned the team/club from europe for a couple of years that might get through...fucking evil scumbags

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Re: The "Jurgen Klopp is an utter c***" Thread!!

Postby OneBardGooner » Mon Feb 05, 2018 6:31 pm

Dear Mods,

Whilst the thread title in its current guise is very appropriate and well deserved, I think it's time for a slight change to the :

"The Phat Tung Harry Kane Is a Diving CEEEEEEEUNNT" Thread

He has said:

"In the build-up to Saturday's north London derby against Arsenal, Kane recounted the moment he was released by the Gunners as an eight-year-old, describing the decision as the "probably the best thing that ever happened to me"."


Still didn't stop him crying like a Bitch for weeks on end.

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Re: The "Jurgen Klopp is an utter c***" Thread!!

Postby DB10GOONER » Tue Feb 06, 2018 4:47 pm

Dear Mods,

Whilst the thread title in its current guise is very appropriate and well deserved, I think it's time for a slight change to the :

"The Phat Tung Harry Kane Is a Diving CEEEEEEEUNNT" Thread

He has said:

"In the build-up to Saturday's north London derby against Arsenal, Kane recounted the moment he was released by the Gunners as an eight-year-old, describing the decision as the "probably the best thing that ever happened to me"."


Still didn't stop him crying like a Bitch for weeks on end.

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Re: The "Phat Tung Harry Kane Is a Diving c*nt" Thread

Postby Bradywasking » Tue Feb 06, 2018 5:28 pm

There is a respectful thread on the "On the Terraces" page about Munich 58.. Then there is the other side of that when Manure fans put the free commerative packs given to them to mark the anniversary up on eBay for extortionate prices..

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Re: The "Phat Tung Harry Kane Is a Diving c*nt" Thread

Postby NickF » Tue Feb 06, 2018 5:56 pm

Kane admitting to cheating:

"I felt contact and I went down. I'm not going to jump out of the way because it's football."

Will he get banned? I very much doubt it.

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Re: The "Phat Tung Harry Kane Is a Diving c*nt" Thread

Postby GoonerMuzz » Tue Feb 06, 2018 7:09 pm

Kane admitting to cheating:

"I felt contact and I went down. I'm not going to jump out of the way because it's football."

Will he get banned? I very much doubt it.
Could you imagine if a defender did that if a striker touched him in the box him at a corner and he threw himself on the ground, he'd get dogs abuse for being a pussy but it is acceptable for a striker to do it, its an absolute fallacy that forwards get away with touching opponents during normal play but if a defender does it then if automatically constitutes a free kick.

Why is it people like Kane and Hazard can raise their hands to fend off other players and its allowable contact but if other players do it to them then the whistle blows.

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Re: The "Phat Tung Harry Kane Is a Diving c*nt" Thread

Postby StuartL » Wed Feb 07, 2018 8:50 pm

Kane admitting to cheating:

"I felt contact and I went down. I'm not going to jump out of the way because it's football."

Will he get banned? I very much doubt it.
‘I went down” not I got taken down, chopped down, hacked, kicked - he is a fucking cheat.

In the good old days, you had to scythe someone down to get them off the ball - nowadays a touch, or “contact” is deemed sufficient, absolute rubbish, it needs to be a foul not just a touch.

And yes Wenker was as bad as anyone by proving the Eduardo dive v Celtic had minimal contact involved and therefore wasn’t a dive.

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Re: The "Phat Tung Harry Kane Is a Diving c*nt" Thread

Postby Rugby Gooner » Fri Feb 09, 2018 4:32 pm

Anh Nhu Nguyen,the total c.unt who fraudulently obtained money by claiming his,(non-existent),wife and child were victims of the Grenfell fire.
This low life piece of shit has received 28 convictions for 56 crimes,(mostly for fraud),since inflicting himself on the UK.
Also a c.unt,the judge who sentenced him,this time,to a mere 21 months for the Grenfell fraud,which means that he will actually serve less than a year.
What a fucking joke this country is! :twisted:

The info on his past convictions etc is straight from Sky News

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Re: The "Jurgen Klopp is an utter c***" Thread!!

Postby OneBardGooner » Fri Feb 09, 2018 6:42 pm

Dear Mods,

Whilst the thread title in its current guise is very appropriate and well deserved, I think it's time for a slight change to the :

"The Phat Tung Harry Kane Is a Diving CEEEEEEEUNNT" Thread

He has said:

"In the build-up to Saturday's north London derby against Arsenal, Kane recounted the moment he was released by the Gunners as an eight-year-old, describing the decision as the "probably the best thing that ever happened to me"."


Still didn't stop him crying like a Bitch for weeks on end.

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