Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

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mcdowell42 wrote:
arseofacrow wrote:Random minutes applause during the game. Stop it.

:twisted: :banghead:

I take it you aren't a fan of the clap. :wink:
Never have been mate. Especially their 2010 version of, "What have you done to me lately?" :)

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Not being able to get to bastard sleep so having to resort to posting on the forum at 2 50 am

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People overtaking on on dual carriageway or motorway at 1 fucking mph faster than the vehicle they are overtaking

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The women's "mini marathon"...,its not a mini anything, it's a f**king 10k, if you want to do a marathon get off your holes, train for 4 months and then run 26.2 miles!, a 10k is challenge enough but that's what it is..10 k...only place I could say this without being slaughtered by all the touchy freely PC wankers in this country.

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goonersid wrote:
Thu Jun 01, 2017 8:49 pm
People overtaking on on dual carriageway or motorway at 1 fucking mph faster than the vehicle they are overtaking
Thank average speed cameras for that :banghead:

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greengooner wrote:
Sun Jun 04, 2017 1:43 pm
The women's "mini marathon"...,its not a mini anything, it's a f**king 10k, if you want to do a marathon get off your holes, train for 4 months and then run 26.2 miles!, a 10k is challenge enough but that's what it is..10 k...only place I could say this without being slaughtered by all the touchy freely PC wankers in this country.
Throw in all those blokes who dress up as women for it and think (A) they are original , and (B) they are funny...they are neither...oh yeah ladies when you finish please don't walk around town with the tin cheap medal around your neck looking for adulation from all and sundry. ..

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People who sit in lane 2 on a moterway and just fucking stay there *word censored* thinking you wouldn't dare undertake
Wrong you fuckin wanker

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No Air Conditioning in this shite office built only 10 years ago - and supposedly Built to Purpose....Ohhh! We "DO" have Air Conditioning Units 20 of the BIG FDuckkers in the basement - They have been sat there for 10 years!!! Why? Oh! Why? You might ask..

Because the person who 'designed' the building - the one specifically for purpose - omitted to include the necessary structural requirements in the walls and ceilings for Air Conditioning Units and the Draft & Piping System.

And the c.u.n.t who did this is still in business.


Anyone got a Gun? :evil: :evil: :evil:

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People on hear who think I should lose my Englishness to fit in with all the other *word censored* in Europe

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Brightonnxtround wrote:
Mon Jun 26, 2017 7:40 pm
People on hear who think I should lose my Englishness to fit in with all the other *word censored* in Europe
Who exactly has said that, Brighton? I can't recall anyone on here saying you should "lose your Englishness". And why do you think all Europeans are cúnts? How many do you actually know? :|

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The same reason I know all spurs fans are *word censored*

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Jun 27, 2017 9:10 am
Brightonnxtround wrote:
Mon Jun 26, 2017 7:40 pm
People on hear who think I should lose my Englishness to fit in with all the other *word censored* in Europe
Who exactly has said that, Brighton? I can't recall anyone on here saying you should "lose your Englishness". And why do you think all Europeans are cúnts? How many do you actually know? :|
Non DB and do you know why .......
Because they don't fucking integrate
Not with my generation they don't because there all fucking teenagers
Where does that leave people in this country of my age ,
Fucking worried
And that my gooner friend is why all us old *word censored* voted leave ...... :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

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Brightonnxtround wrote:
Tue Jun 27, 2017 12:45 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Jun 27, 2017 9:10 am
Brightonnxtround wrote:
Mon Jun 26, 2017 7:40 pm
People on hear who think I should lose my Englishness to fit in with all the other *word censored* in Europe
Who exactly has said that, Brighton? I can't recall anyone on here saying you should "lose your Englishness". And why do you think all Europeans are cúnts? How many do you actually know? :|
Non DB and do you know why .......
Because they don't fucking integrate
Not with my generation they don't because there all fucking teenagers
Where does that leave people in this country of my age ,
Fucking worried
And that my gooner friend is why all us old *word censored* voted leave ...... :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
But what are you worried about, mate?

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Jun 28, 2017 8:04 am
Brightonnxtround wrote:
Tue Jun 27, 2017 12:45 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Jun 27, 2017 9:10 am
Brightonnxtround wrote:
Mon Jun 26, 2017 7:40 pm
People on hear who think I should lose my Englishness to fit in with all the other *word censored* in Europe
Who exactly has said that, Brighton? I can't recall anyone on here saying you should "lose your Englishness". And why do you think all Europeans are cúnts? How many do you actually know? :|
Non DB and do you know why .......
Because they don't fucking integrate
Not with my generation they don't because there all fucking teenagers
Where does that leave people in this country of my age ,
Fucking worried
And that my gooner friend is why all us old *word censored* voted leave ...... :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
But what are you worried about, mate?
Get a couple of rabid English Bull Terriers that will sort the cants!... :lol:

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Allgunsblazin wrote:
Wed Jun 28, 2017 8:26 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Jun 28, 2017 8:04 am
Brightonnxtround wrote:
Tue Jun 27, 2017 12:45 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Jun 27, 2017 9:10 am
Brightonnxtround wrote:
Mon Jun 26, 2017 7:40 pm
People on hear who think I should lose my Englishness to fit in with all the other *word censored* in Europe
Who exactly has said that, Brighton? I can't recall anyone on here saying you should "lose your Englishness". And why do you think all Europeans are cúnts? How many do you actually know? :|
Non DB and do you know why .......
Because they don't fucking integrate
Not with my generation they don't because there all fucking teenagers
Where does that leave people in this country of my age ,
Fucking worried
And that my gooner friend is why all us old *word censored* voted leave ...... :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
But what are you worried about, mate?
Get a couple of rabid English Bull Terriers that will sort the cants!... :lol:
Unless they come up against an Irish Wolf Hound. He will fuck up their shit in the blink of an eye. 8) Huge powerful bastards historically used for warfare and fucking up wolves, they very seldom harm humans but don't like other dogs. :box:

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