Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

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g88ner wrote:
QuartzGooner wrote:People who take a dump in a plastic bag and leave it on the street.
OK, so you are homeless and that is sad, but at least put the plastic bag in a bin.
does that actually happen in London? :shock: :shock: :o

I'm from the countryside, so any shit on the street is from a dog!
Happens a lot in central London.
As does seeing a carrier bag full of puke on the street.

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Just to even things up I once had a shit in a field in Spain :oops:

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flash gunner wrote:Just to even things up I once had a shit in a field in Spain :oops:
If you mean the Nou Camp pitch in retaliation to their "Barca DNA" bullshit we had to endure then well played 8)

I had a shit in a wood in Sweden... and let out a little bullet in a swimming pool in Scarborough :oops: (I was only 7)

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g88ner wrote:
flash gunner wrote:Just to even things up I once had a shit in a field in Spain :oops:
If you mean the Nou Camp pitch in retaliation to their "Barca DNA" bullshit we had to endure then well played 8)

I had a shit in a wood in Sweden... and let out a little bullet in a swimming pool in Scarborough :oops: (I was only 7)
I had a shit in the woods in Scotland. At Gleneagles I got terrible gut ache as we approached the ninth tee. I made some excuse to my playing partners and dived into the trees to evacuate the dreadful smelling foulness. There was only grass and leaves to clean up with but I found out later I didn't get everything. I rejoined the game as they approached the 10th tee where there was a lovely brick built toilet with hot water, paper towels and tiled walls.

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g88ner wrote:
flash gunner wrote:Just to even things up I once had a shit in a field in Spain :oops:
If you mean the Nou Camp pitch in retaliation to their "Barca DNA" bullshit we had to endure then well played 8)

I had a shit in a wood in Sweden... and let out a little bullet in a swimming pool in Scarborough :oops: (I was only 7)

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Unfortunately was not on the Nou Camp pitch. Was in a little suburb of Madrid :?

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northbank123 wrote:arseofacrow you need to stop getting public transport mate :lol:
:D

Doesn't matter mate - If I were in my car, I'd be complaining about the traffic, etc... as well.

:barscarf:

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DB10GOONER wrote:Fucking idiots that get to the top of an escalator and then just stop dead to have a look around. :banghead:

KEEP FUCKING MOVING YOU ARSEHOLES!! :x
Agreed, and equally irritating are those c.unts who choose to have their conversation in the fucking shop doorway so no other bastard can get in or out

You can tell I've had my once a year shopping day

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SteveO 35 wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:Fucking idiots that get to the top of an escalator and then just stop dead to have a look around. :banghead:

KEEP FUCKING MOVING YOU ARSEHOLES!! :x
Agreed, and equally irritating are those c.unts who choose to have their conversation in the fucking shop doorway so no other bastard can get in or out

You can tell I've had my once a year shopping day
You must of ordered your BBQ stuff on line :lol:

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afcforever wrote:
SteveO 35 wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:Fucking idiots that get to the top of an escalator and then just stop dead to have a look around. :banghead:

KEEP FUCKING MOVING YOU ARSEHOLES!! :x
Agreed, and equally irritating are those c.unts who choose to have their conversation in the fucking shop doorway so no other bastard can get in or out

You can tell I've had my once a year shopping day
You must of ordered your BBQ stuff on line :lol:
:D

Yep. You can get anything on line these days.......BBQ food, Chelsea shirts....

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SteveO 35 wrote:
afcforever wrote:
SteveO 35 wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:Fucking idiots that get to the top of an escalator and then just stop dead to have a look around. :banghead:

KEEP FUCKING MOVING YOU ARSEHOLES!! :x
Agreed, and equally irritating are those c.unts who choose to have their conversation in the fucking shop doorway so no other bastard can get in or out

You can tell I've had my once a year shopping day
You must of ordered your BBQ stuff on line :lol:
:D

Yep. You can get anything on line these days.......BBQ food, Chelsea shirts....
The chelsea shirt would be alright for wiping the grease of the bbq :wink:

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Xmas shoppers. :twisted: Bastards. You turn the city centre into a fucking swamp of cuntiness and ignorance. Go to the shopping centres in the suburbs you fucking arseholes!!! :x :evil:

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DB10GOONER wrote:Xmas shoppers. :twisted: Bastards. You turn the city centre into a fucking swamp of cuntiness and ignorance. Go to the shopping centres in the suburbs you fucking arseholes!!! :x :evil:
It's all about the atmosphere , I love strolling round town at Christmas..just hate the shopping.

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People who go to concerts and think it is ok to disrupt loads of other people when they see what all their friends want to drink and precede to provide waiter service to said group without giving a fuck about other people's enjoyment.

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666. People that keep whining and tutting whilst I'm trying to hand drinks out to my friends at concerts. :roll: :banghead:




:-P :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:666. People that keep whining and tutting whilst I'm trying to hand drinks out to my friends at concerts. :roll: :banghead:




:-P :wink:
:D :D

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