Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2017 9:07 pm
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If 90% of them were not cúnts, people would be ok. But unfortunately 90% of them are cúnts.
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Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2017 6:52 am
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2017 8:13 am
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Wed Aug 09, 2017 6:52 amIf 90% of them were not cúnts, people would be ok. But unfortunately 90% of them are cúnts.
To quote your favourite reggae band - " I am a 1 in 10 "
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2017 8:33 am
They certainly fucking weren't!
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2017 5:47 am
British fucking gas 
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2017 9:53 am
The ever chirpy Kelly Cates and the shrill Juliette Ferrington. GO AWAY! 
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2017 10:30 am
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2017 11:47 am
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Wed Aug 09, 2017 6:52 amIf 90% of them were not cúnts, people would be ok. But unfortunately 90% of them are cúnts.
I watched a lecture this week where the speaker asked his audience to picture in their minds how intelligent the average person was. He then added ,"now remember that 50% of people are even more fucking stupid than that!".
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2017 12:12 pm
GranadaJoe wrote: ↑Wed Aug 16, 2017 11:47 amDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Wed Aug 09, 2017 6:52 amIf 90% of them were not cúnts, people would be ok. But unfortunately 90% of them are cúnts.
I watched a lecture this week where the speaker asked his audience to picture in their minds how intelligent the average person was. He then added ,"now remember that 50% of people are even more fucking stupid than that!".
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2017 9:56 am
My misanthropy levels are off the charts 
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2017 7:14 am
For my sins I drive a London bus (Yeah,I know) and believe me,the things I see daily on the Old Kent Road would make your teeth curl,I look at these people and wonder just how the fuck they survive the day,let alone life,and just when you think you've seen it all.......I could write a book on the sheer fucking stupidity of them all,and the job has made me fucking hate a huge huge majority of people I'm afraidGranadaJoe wrote: ↑Wed Aug 16, 2017 11:47 amDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Wed Aug 09, 2017 6:52 amIf 90% of them were not cúnts, people would be ok. But unfortunately 90% of them are cúnts.
I watched a lecture this week where the speaker asked his audience to picture in their minds how intelligent the average person was. He then added ,"now remember that 50% of people are even more fucking stupid than that!".
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2017 7:32 am
There is nothing like dealing with the public to make you hate the public.robbo10 wrote: ↑Fri Aug 18, 2017 7:14 amFor my sins I drive a London bus (Yeah,I know) and believe me,the things I see daily on the Old Kent Road would make your teeth curl,I look at these people and wonder just how the fuck they survive the day,let alone life,and just when you think you've seen it all.......I could write a book on the sheer fucking stupidity of them all,and the job has made me fucking hate a huge huge majority of people I'm afraidGranadaJoe wrote: ↑Wed Aug 16, 2017 11:47 amDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Wed Aug 09, 2017 6:52 amIf 90% of them were not cúnts, people would be ok. But unfortunately 90% of them are cúnts.
I watched a lecture this week where the speaker asked his audience to picture in their minds how intelligent the average person was. He then added ,"now remember that 50% of people are even more fucking stupid than that!".
In a previous role I worked recruiting college graduates as crime analysts for the Oirish police and as researchers for govt think tanks etc and I can unequivically tell you college graduates are 100% fucking stupid fucking arseholes. Never met a more useless, entitled, self-absorbed incompitent bunch of cúnts with zero life skills. They literally could do fuck all for themselves. Morons.
Education is important, but at the next level I'd take experience over qualifications every day of the week and have been proven right on that 100% of the time. Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 1:12 pm
People that get me books, mugs and other crap with "grumpy" on them. Just cos I'm not dancing in the street with an umbrella, in the pissing rain doesn't mean I'm grumpy!!!!
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2017 4:40 am
Have spent my whole working life (36 years) dealing with the public, but still to this day I am amazed by the sheer stupidity of some if not most of them.
Bill Murray once said that it is difficult to win an argument with an intelligent person but it is impossible to win an argument with a stupid one..I can vouch for this on a daily basis..
Bill Murray once said that it is difficult to win an argument with an intelligent person but it is impossible to win an argument with a stupid one..I can vouch for this on a daily basis..
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2017 12:25 pm
Spanish students in Dublin.
Really, you NEED to stand in a group of 40 or 50 of you and block the ENTIRE foothpath, do you? There is no other way at all for you all to communicate? Okay. Fine. But hey, don't get upset when I introduce your ribs to Mr Elbow.
Really, you NEED to stand in a group of 40 or 50 of you and block the ENTIRE foothpath, do you? There is no other way at all for you all to communicate? Okay. Fine. But hey, don't get upset when I introduce your ribs to Mr Elbow.