MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

Postby DB10GOONER » Mon Dec 11, 2017 9:36 am

baco on topic...

As DB might say - she now has an arsehole like a broken cat flap.
:lol: 8)

There's a bird in my office that is so fat I reckon her growler looks like an aircraft hanger covered in bears... :shock:

And no, I do not want to find out how true that is - not even for scientific research purposes. :lol:

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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

Postby OneBardGooner » Tue Dec 12, 2017 10:54 pm

baco on topic...

As DB might say - she now has an arsehole like a broken cat flap.
:lol: 8)

There's a bird in my office that is so fat I reckon her growler looks like an aircraft hanger covered in bears... :shock:

And no, I do not want to find out how true that is - not even for scientific research purposes. :lol:
Yeaaaah you say that, but next week on your crimbo office piss-up after a few sherbets give half the chance you'll have yer face buried in her growler :lol: :wink:

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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

Postby SPUDMASHER » Fri Jan 12, 2018 12:57 pm

Doubt it, he don't generally go for women..................... not that I would suggest anything. :lol:

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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

Postby DB10GOONER » Fri Jan 12, 2018 1:11 pm

Doubt it, he don't generally go for women..................... not that I would suggest anything. :lol:
Sorry didn't understand what you said there.... just slip your uncle's cock out of your mouth and repeat it please. :lol:

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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

Postby Henry Norris 1913 » Mon Jan 29, 2018 2:14 pm

Doubt it, he don't generally go for women..................... not that I would suggest anything. :lol:
Sorry didn't understand what you said there.... just slip your uncle's cock into my mouth and repeat it please. :lol:
Don't see how that would help :?

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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

Postby OneBardGooner » Tue Jan 30, 2018 1:03 pm

Is that what they mean by 'Non-verbal communication' ??? :? :D


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