MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

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If I ever need relationship advice remind me to never, ever ask for it on the OG.

Poor old FPG.

Great thread. :barscarf:

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Bump for any new posters one of the best threads ever :lol:

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why oh why did he advertise the fact his girlfriend went to ibiza looking for cock i don't know. but fair play to him :lol:

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Henry Norris 1913 wrote:why oh why did he advertise the fact his girlfriend went to ibiza looking for cock i don't know. but fair play to him :lol:
and her :lol:

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The bit about the Mayor planning an investigation into multi bjs slapper is a bit suss!...
He was pissed off that no one gave him the HEADS up!... :cry: :lol:

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Fantastic thread. I wonder did FPG ever recover? :(

I also wonder if his (ex) bird's melt ever recovered after so much cock. :shock:

:D :wink:

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Another excellent bump :)

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You don't think this is one and the same person do you!???? :shock:


https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1921629/s ... k-passage/


"He tried a kitchen fork handle, which we won’t be using again, and said he could feel it at one point but that it was too far up – it was a goner".
Emma Phillips, Who Got A Sex Toy Stuck Up Her Bum"

Well, if that had said Gooner instead of Goner we would all know where to find Rodders! :lol:

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OneBardGooner wrote:You don't think this is one and the same person do you!???? :shock:


https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1921629/s ... k-passage/


"He tried a kitchen fork handle, which we won’t be using again, and said he could feel it at one point but that it was too far up – it was a goner".
Emma Phillips, Who Got A Sex Toy Stuck Up Her Bum"

Well, if that had said Gooner instead of Goner we would all know where to find Rodders! :lol:
Ah, our old mate Storage Ass. :lol: :barscarf:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:You don't think this is one and the same person do you!???? :shock:


https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1921629/s ... k-passage/


"He tried a kitchen fork handle, which we won’t be using again, and said he could feel it at one point but that it was too far up – it was a goner".
Emma Phillips, Who Got A Sex Toy Stuck Up Her Bum"

Well, if that had said Gooner instead of Goner we would all know where to find Rodders! :lol:
Ah, our old mate Storage Ass. :lol: :barscarf:
No FPG's girlfriend calls her tight arse :shock:

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Does anyone know if Finsbury Park Gooner posted anything after this thread ? As others have said, this was a brilliant thread and to be fair to the guy he took the banter and comments and joined in with the laughs, and I only hope that he didn't end up regretting it if he got bad news on her return.

Btw, for those of us that don't ever seem to be able to search for threads properly, can anyone find the threads on the spreadable butter and the thread where spuddys missus logged on and posted some comments ? I vaguely remember spuddy's wife posting on here, but have no idea what she said. Didn't the Doris (gus/percy's missus) post on here back in the day ? :rubchin:

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augie wrote:Does anyone know if Finsbury Park Gooner posted anything after this thread ? As others have said, this was a brilliant thread and to be fair to the guy he took the banter and comments and joined in with the laughs, and I only hope that he didn't end up regretting it if he got bad news on her return.

Btw, for those of us that don't ever seem to be able to search for threads properly, can anyone find the threads on the spreadable butter and the thread where spuddys missus logged on and posted some comments ? I vaguely remember spuddy's wife posting on here, but have no idea what she said. Didn't the Doris (gus/percy's missus) post on here back in the day ? :rubchin:
12 threads below this one is the spreadable butter thread. I've tried to find the thread(s) that Spuddy's missus posted on but if I recall she used his log in so basically there's no way to search for it without looking through the thousands of shit posts our old mate Spuddy has posted - and dear God who'd want to do that??!! :shock: :lol: :wink:

Gus/Percy's missus The Doris was a very popular poster back in the day. :wink:

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I think Finsbury Park might have re-registered under another username - and who'd blame the poor bloke.

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Has he....sorry...Is she back yet? :barscarf:

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arseofacrow wrote:Has he....sorry...Is she back yet? :barscarf:

Is this her?



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