MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

Postby officepest » Wed Dec 17, 2014 5:20 pm

If I ever need relationship advice remind me to never, ever ask for it on the OG.

Poor old FPG.

Great thread. :barscarf:

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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

Postby flash gunner » Wed Oct 19, 2016 5:34 pm

Bump for any new posters one of the best threads ever :lol:

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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

Postby Henry Norris 1913 » Wed Oct 19, 2016 8:53 pm

why oh why did he advertise the fact his girlfriend went to ibiza looking for cock i don't know. but fair play to him :lol:

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Postby flash gunner » Thu Oct 20, 2016 7:53 am

why oh why did he advertise the fact his girlfriend went to ibiza looking for cock i don't know. but fair play to him :lol:
and her :lol:

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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

Postby Allgunsblazin » Thu Oct 20, 2016 8:50 am

The bit about the Mayor planning an investigation into multi bjs slapper is a bit suss!...
He was pissed off that no one gave him the HEADS up!... :cry: :lol:

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Postby DB10GOONER » Thu Oct 20, 2016 9:33 am

Fantastic thread. I wonder did FPG ever recover? :(

I also wonder if his (ex) bird's melt ever recovered after so much cock. :shock:

:D :wink:

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Postby olgitgooner » Thu Oct 20, 2016 7:25 pm

Another excellent bump :)

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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

Postby OneBardGooner » Thu Oct 27, 2016 6:29 pm

You don't think this is one and the same person do you!???? :shock:


https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1921629/s ... k-passage/


"He tried a kitchen fork handle, which we won’t be using again, and said he could feel it at one point but that it was too far up – it was a goner".
Emma Phillips, Who Got A Sex Toy Stuck Up Her Bum"

Well, if that had said Gooner instead of Goner we would all know where to find Rodders! :lol:

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Postby DB10GOONER » Fri Oct 28, 2016 7:15 am

You don't think this is one and the same person do you!???? :shock:


https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1921629/s ... k-passage/


"He tried a kitchen fork handle, which we won’t be using again, and said he could feel it at one point but that it was too far up – it was a goner".
Emma Phillips, Who Got A Sex Toy Stuck Up Her Bum"

Well, if that had said Gooner instead of Goner we would all know where to find Rodders! :lol:
Ah, our old mate Storage Ass. :lol: :barscarf:

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Postby flash gunner » Fri Oct 28, 2016 7:07 pm

You don't think this is one and the same person do you!???? :shock:


https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1921629/s ... k-passage/


"He tried a kitchen fork handle, which we won’t be using again, and said he could feel it at one point but that it was too far up – it was a goner".
Emma Phillips, Who Got A Sex Toy Stuck Up Her Bum"

Well, if that had said Gooner instead of Goner we would all know where to find Rodders! :lol:
Ah, our old mate Storage Ass. :lol: :barscarf:
No FPG's girlfriend calls her tight arse :shock:

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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

Postby augie » Fri Nov 04, 2016 10:14 am

Does anyone know if Finsbury Park Gooner posted anything after this thread ? As others have said, this was a brilliant thread and to be fair to the guy he took the banter and comments and joined in with the laughs, and I only hope that he didn't end up regretting it if he got bad news on her return.

Btw, for those of us that don't ever seem to be able to search for threads properly, can anyone find the threads on the spreadable butter and the thread where spuddys missus logged on and posted some comments ? I vaguely remember spuddy's wife posting on here, but have no idea what she said. Didn't the Doris (gus/percy's missus) post on here back in the day ? :rubchin:

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Postby DB10GOONER » Fri Nov 04, 2016 10:28 am

Does anyone know if Finsbury Park Gooner posted anything after this thread ? As others have said, this was a brilliant thread and to be fair to the guy he took the banter and comments and joined in with the laughs, and I only hope that he didn't end up regretting it if he got bad news on her return.

Btw, for those of us that don't ever seem to be able to search for threads properly, can anyone find the threads on the spreadable butter and the thread where spuddys missus logged on and posted some comments ? I vaguely remember spuddy's wife posting on here, but have no idea what she said. Didn't the Doris (gus/percy's missus) post on here back in the day ? :rubchin:
12 threads below this one is the spreadable butter thread. I've tried to find the thread(s) that Spuddy's missus posted on but if I recall she used his log in so basically there's no way to search for it without looking through the thousands of shit posts our old mate Spuddy has posted - and dear God who'd want to do that??!! :shock: :lol: :wink:

Gus/Percy's missus The Doris was a very popular poster back in the day. :wink:

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Postby DB10GOONER » Fri Nov 04, 2016 10:29 am

I think Finsbury Park might have re-registered under another username - and who'd blame the poor bloke.

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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

Postby arseofacrow » Fri Nov 04, 2016 1:51 pm

Has he....sorry...Is she back yet? :barscarf:

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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

Postby OneBardGooner » Fri Nov 04, 2016 4:28 pm

Has he....sorry...Is she back yet? :barscarf:

Is this her?



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