MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

Postby IW8Goalmachine » Wed Nov 09, 2016 10:06 am

Just read this whole and it was brilliant reading :D

Well done lads

Would love to know how he's getting on now

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Postby OneBardGooner » Wed Nov 09, 2016 2:56 pm

Poor sod is till waiting at the airport with a bunch of flowers for her to come home.

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Postby OneBardGooner » Fri Oct 13, 2017 12:13 pm

I wonder what happened in the end? :rubchin:

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Postby NickF » Wed Oct 18, 2017 7:43 am

Thanks for bumping this - one of the funniest things i had read for a long time.

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Postby flash gunner » Wed Oct 18, 2017 8:19 am

Thanks for bumping this - one of the funniest things i had read for a long time.
It should be made essential reading for any new member of the forum

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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

Postby storrmin571 » Thu Oct 19, 2017 8:23 pm

make it a sticky. Like she was at the end of the holiday

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Postby DB10GOONER » Fri Oct 20, 2017 7:29 am

make it a sticky. Like she was at the end of the holiday
:lol: :lol:

Oh, okay then.... :wink:

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Postby augie » Fri Oct 20, 2017 9:06 am

One of the mods said that they think that finsbury park goner re-registered under a different name since .............. can they chick this out and confirm it ? This was truly a comical thread and I thought that the way he accepted and the banter and joined in was what made the thread as funny as it was - would love to hear how it all worked out for him, but I'm guessing that it didn't work out well or else he would have posted it up here :(

I miss the days when the pissing taking was a fundamental part of this place, so much so that sometimes you would forget all about this place being an Arsenal forum :lol: :lol:

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Postby DB10GOONER » Fri Oct 20, 2017 9:28 am

One of the mods said that they think that finsbury park goner re-registered under a different name since .............. can they chick this out and confirm it ? This was truly a comical thread and I thought that the way he accepted and the banter and joined in was what made the thread as funny as it was - would love to hear how it all worked out for him, but I'm guessing that it didn't work out well or else he would have posted it up here :(

I miss the days when the pissing taking was a fundamental part of this place, so much so that sometimes you would forget all about this place being an Arsenal forum :lol: :lol:
Probably best we leave the guy alone I reckon. If he wants to post further info it's probably best left up to him. :wink:

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Postby olgitgooner » Fri Oct 20, 2017 4:31 pm

I have to say say that the piss taking element of this forum was honed to perfection in the "old days". :D

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Postby Allgunsblazin » Fri Oct 20, 2017 4:37 pm

Due to buying my season ticket, I agreed that she could go on holiday with her mates while I stay at home. Seemed like a good idea at the time, but her mates are a bunch of tarts. there of to Ibiza. the sex capital of europe. And they say what happens in Ibiza stays in Ibiza. 10 bloody days.

I worry. I worry. :shock: :shock:


I fear it might be all over when she comes back. Truth is she cant really hide a lie to well.

Heres to hoping my season ticket was worth the sacrafice of a holiday ive been promising for 2 years.
Is this true? :rubchin:

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Postby Perryashburtongroves » Sun Oct 22, 2017 3:50 pm

I have to say say that the piss taking element of this forum was honed to perfection in the "old days". :D
The golden days. 2007-2010ish. Every thread ended in a pair of tits, piss taking, accusations of homosexuality, enjoying tennis or accusations of being homosexual whilst playing tennis.

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Postby OneBardGooner » Sun Oct 22, 2017 6:08 pm

I have to say say that the piss taking element of this forum was honed to perfection in the "old days". :D
The golden days. 2007-2010ish. Every thread ended in a pair of tits, piss taking, accusations of homosexuality, enjoying tennis or accusations of being homosexual whilst playing tennis.
Yup! <sigh> those were the days when Euphemism's were as Blunt as a Flying Mallet. :D

And remember that Hitler in the Bunker thing that DB did about the Oirish....that was quality.... :barscarf:

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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

Postby OneBardGooner » Sun Oct 22, 2017 6:09 pm

Due to buying my season ticket, I agreed that she could go on holiday with her mates while I stay at home. Seemed like a good idea at the time, but her mates are a bunch of tarts. there of to Ibiza. the sex capital of europe. And they say what happens in Ibiza stays in Ibiza. 10 bloody days.

I worry. I worry. :shock: :shock:


I fear it might be all over when she comes back. Truth is she cant really hide a lie to well.

Heres to hoping my season ticket was worth the sacrafice of a holiday ive been promising for 2 years.
Is this true? :rubchin:
Every word mate - Especially about her almost gagging to death during the Gangbang with 12 blokes... :D

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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

Postby Perryashburtongroves » Sun Oct 22, 2017 8:10 pm

I have to say say that the piss taking element of this forum was honed to perfection in the "old days". :D
The golden days. 2007-2010ish. Every thread ended in a pair of tits, piss taking, accusations of homosexuality, enjoying tennis or accusations of being homosexual whilst playing tennis.
Yup! <sigh> those were the days when Euphemism's were as Blunt as a Flying Mallet. :D

And remember that Hitler in the Bunker thing that DB did about the Oirish....that was quality.... :barscarf:
Where's that one? Bring it back. Where's the 'Great farts of our time' thread? Where's the Wanker emoticon gone? Fuck me, what's become of us?


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