MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

Postby Nos89 » Mon Oct 23, 2017 1:19 am

I have to say say that the piss taking element of this forum was honed to perfection in the "old days". :D
The golden days. 2007-2010ish. Every thread ended in a pair of tits, piss taking, accusations of homosexuality, enjoying tennis or accusations of being homosexual whilst playing tennis.
Stopped watching Wimbledon after the tennis banter on this forum. Back in the days before every thread turned into a Wenger out moan.

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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

Postby flash gunner » Mon Oct 23, 2017 6:09 am

I have to say say that the piss taking element of this forum was honed to perfection in the "old days". :D
The golden days. 2007-2010ish. Every thread ended in a pair of tits, piss taking, accusations of homosexuality, enjoying tennis or accusations of being homosexual whilst playing tennis.
Yup! <sigh> those were the days when Euphemism's were as Blunt as a Flying Mallet. :D

And remember that Hitler in the Bunker thing that DB did about the Oirish....that was quality.... :barscarf:
Where's that one? Bring it back. Where's the 'Great farts of our time' thread? Where's the Wanker emoticon gone? Fuck me, what's become of us?
The butter thread :cry:

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Postby Herd » Mon Oct 23, 2017 9:15 am

Superb thread ,days of fun with it back in the day !

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Postby DB10GOONER » Mon Oct 23, 2017 10:47 am

I have to say say that the piss taking element of this forum was honed to perfection in the "old days". :D
The golden days. 2007-2010ish. Every thread ended in a pair of tits, piss taking, accusations of homosexuality, enjoying tennis or accusations of being homosexual whilst playing tennis.
Yup! <sigh> those were the days when Euphemism's were as Blunt as a Flying Mallet. :D

And remember that Hitler in the Bunker thing that DB did about the Oirish....that was quality.... :barscarf:
Where's that one? Bring it back. Where's the 'Great farts of our time' thread? Where's the Wanker emoticon gone? Fuck me, what's become of us?
viewtopic.php?f=1&t=16974&hilit=Gooner+the+movie

Doesn't make that much sense now, but at the time we were plagued with alter-egos, Wayno and Gus had left and come back, all kinds of shit.

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Postby DB10GOONER » Mon Oct 23, 2017 10:56 am

I found the sequel too....

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=17389&hilit=Gooner+the+movie

But looks like the youtube cúnts took it down.... :roll:

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Postby DB10GOONER » Mon Oct 23, 2017 10:58 am

My favourite was the Barndoor one just because the dubbing fitted so well...

https://youtu.be/_eqtp5t2sNQ

:D

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Postby OneBardGooner » Mon Oct 23, 2017 1:47 pm

I found the sequel too....

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=17389&hilit=Gooner+the+movie

But looks like the youtube cúnts took it down.... :roll:
:coffeespit: . :coffeespit: .:coffeespit: . :coffeespit: . :coffeespit: . :coffeespit:

Ohhh my fuckin' sides...I laughed so LOUD and LONG at my desk in my lunch break they all came out of the kitchen area to see what was going on..Oh! Fuckk I think I've ruptured a testicle....:coffeespit: . :coffeespit: . :coffeespit:


That bit about 'It's okay Dicko we all know you're the only real mod' and then

"There goes spunky ear they'll say"

I mean...

You deserve an Oscar for that mate! :hail: :hail: :hail: :cheers:

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Postby OneBardGooner » Mon Oct 23, 2017 1:57 pm

I found the sequel too....

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=17389&hilit=Gooner+the+movie

But looks like the youtube cúnts took it down.... :roll:
:coffeespit: I'd almost forgotten about this one... :barscarf:

So it's True Swale is propping up the Tarmac end of the Blackstock Road. :lol: :wink:

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Postby StuartL » Mon Oct 23, 2017 9:06 pm

Hadn’t seen them so thanks,made my evening :shock: :D

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Postby DB10GOONER » Tue Oct 24, 2017 7:07 am

I found the sequel too....

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=17389&hilit=Gooner+the+movie

But looks like the youtube cúnts took it down.... :roll:
:coffeespit: I'd almost forgotten about this one... :barscarf:

So it's True Swale is propping up the Tarmac end of the Blackstock Road. :lol: :wink:
Can you watch that one???? The sequel?? I get a message saying it's no longer available.... :?

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Postby OneBardGooner » Wed Oct 25, 2017 6:07 pm

I found the sequel too....

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=17389&hilit=Gooner+the+movie

But looks like the youtube cúnts took it down.... :roll:
:coffeespit: I'd almost forgotten about this one... :barscarf:

So it's True Swale is propping up the Tarmac end of the Blackstock Road. :lol: :wink:
Can you watch that one???? The sequel?? I get a message saying it's no longer available.... :?
Yes mate - it worked okay for me - The Baseball Bat debate was very errrmmm "Interesting and Very Entertaining" :lol:

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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

Postby Henry Norris 1913 » Thu Oct 26, 2017 12:58 pm

Is his girlfriend STILL on holiday? :shock:

I'm afraid she's probably taken more sausage than king jason and OneBardGooner all together :(

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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

Postby DB10GOONER » Thu Oct 26, 2017 1:00 pm

Is his girlfriend STILL on holiday? :shock:

I'm afraid she's probably taken more sausage than king jason and OneBardGooner all together :(
Mate, she's taken so much cock that when she breathes, little spunk bubbles inflate and deflate out of her nostrils. :lol:

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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

Postby OneBardGooner » Thu Oct 26, 2017 1:07 pm

Is his girlfriend STILL on holiday? :shock:

I'm afraid she's probably taken more man sausage up the kyber pass than king jason and StuartL all together :(
Yeah that StuartL is well dodgy. :roll: :wink:

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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

Postby OneBardGooner » Thu Oct 26, 2017 1:08 pm

Is his girlfriend STILL on holiday? :shock:

I'm afraid she's probably taken more sausage than king jason and OneBardGooner all together :(
Mate, she's taken so much cock that when she breathes, little spunk bubbles inflate and deflate out of her nostrils. :lol:
I thought that was Brazillian GoonerHe/She ! :?


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