MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

Postby Henry Norris 1913 » Thu Oct 26, 2017 6:30 pm

Is his girlfriend STILL on holiday? :shock:

I'm afraid she's probably taken more sausage than king jason and OneBardGooner all together :(
Mate, she's taken so much cock that when she breathes, little spunk bubbles inflate and deflate out of her nostrils. :lol:
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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

Postby richie powling » Tue Nov 14, 2017 8:07 am

i forgot how funny this thread was :D

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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

Postby OneBardGooner » Tue Nov 14, 2017 1:58 pm

i forgot how funny this thread was :D
So has the thread starter... :D :wink:

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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

Postby richie powling » Fri Nov 17, 2017 8:10 am

so many members that have left sadly :?

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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

Postby DB10GOONER » Fri Nov 17, 2017 10:06 am

so many members that have left sadly :?
:rubchin:

:lol:

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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

Postby flash gunner » Fri Nov 17, 2017 1:52 pm

so many members that have left sadly :?
Yes Richie they have :cry:

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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

Postby Allgunsblazin » Fri Nov 17, 2017 2:47 pm

Is his girlfriend STILL on holiday? :shock:

I'm afraid she's probably taken more sausage than king jason and OneBardGooner all together :(
Jason King as far as Onebard is concerned the shirt lifter...... :lol:

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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

Postby OneBardGooner » Fri Nov 17, 2017 7:23 pm

Yeah when this thread began we had some good and Funny Gooners on here...sad. :cry:
Especially when you have thick as shyte and twice as smelly numbnut tossers trying to be ohhhh sooo funneeee. :roll: :yawn:
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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

Postby corkbarry » Tue Nov 21, 2017 11:24 pm

I used to read this on a sat night, memorise some of the jokes and tell them to drunk people, the best audience you could have. :D :D :D :D :D :D

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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

Postby OneBardGooner » Thu Nov 30, 2017 7:48 pm

So, you used to talk to yourself in the mirror ? :? :? :?

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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

Postby corkbarry » Sat Dec 02, 2017 2:45 pm

So, you used to talk to yourself in the mirror ? :? :? :?


I thought i was on the joke thread :oops: :oops: :blah:

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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

Postby OneBardGooner » Sat Dec 02, 2017 6:25 pm

So, you used to talk to yourself in the mirror ? :? :? :?


I thought i was on the joke thread :oops: :oops: :blah:
No Baz that'd be the Wenger Thread coz the cunnt IS a joke..a nightmare of a joke. :?

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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

Postby Allgunsblazin » Tue Dec 05, 2017 8:04 am

Yeah when this thread began we had some good and Funny Gooners on here...sad. :cry:
Especially when you have thick as shyte and twice as smelly numbnut tossers trying to be ohhhh sooo funneeee. :roll: :yawn:
Oi stop name calling or I'll get yer man DB10 to sort you out yer gimp!.... :lol: :wink:

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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

Postby tink77vip » Tue Dec 05, 2017 3:17 pm

Oh dear :rubchin:

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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

Postby OneBardGooner » Sun Dec 10, 2017 8:17 pm

baco on topic...

As DB might say - she now has an arsehole like a broken cat flap.


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