LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Postby OneBardGooner » Sat Dec 16, 2017 12:16 pm

Top TOP work again LFG :cheers: :barscarf:

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Postby LeftfootlegendGooner » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:39 pm

Top TOP work again LFG :cheers: :barscarf:
Cheers OB :barscarf:

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Postby LeftfootlegendGooner » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:40 pm

Top work again. Always cheers me up. Even the wife laughed at some of them.
A woman laughed at these jokes :shock:

Witchcraft I tell yer, witchcraft :lol:

A lot of them are funny especially some of the oneliners. :D
Thanks Barry :barscarf:

And might I add I'm a huge ( :shock: ) fan of your work 8) :lol:

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Postby GranadaJoe » Fri Dec 22, 2017 8:30 am

Joseph: "Jesus, I don't care who you think you are, go and tidy your room!"

Jesus: "You can't tell me what to do!"

"You're not my Dad."

"I'm my Dad."


Whether your pretend person has a long beard, wears a red suit and drives a sleigh or has a long beard, lives on a cloud and fathered himself, I hope he brings you what you want at Christmas.

HAVE A COOL YULE!!

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Postby OneBardGooner » Fri Dec 22, 2017 11:09 am

Joseph: "Jesus, I don't care who you think you are, go and tidy your room!"

Jesus: "You can't tell me what to do!"

"You're not my Dad."

"I'm my Dad."



Whether your pretend person has a long beard, wears a red suit and drives a sleigh or has a long beard, lives on a cloud and fathered himself, I hope he brings you what you want at Christmas.

HAVE A COOL YULE!!
:lol:

Did he get 'Cross' about that? :? :wink:

Yes, A COOL YULE TO Y'ALL TOO! :cheers:

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Postby LeftfootlegendGooner » Fri Dec 22, 2017 6:28 pm

I don't care what your name is Fatty!!!!!

Get those fuckin reindeer off my roof!!!!!

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Postby LeftfootlegendGooner » Fri Dec 22, 2017 6:30 pm

Joseph: "Jesus, I don't care who you think you are, go and tidy your room!"

Jesus: "You can't tell me what to do!"

"You're not my Dad."

"I'm my Dad."


Whether your pretend person has a long beard, wears a red suit and drives a sleigh or has a long beard, lives on a cloud and fathered himself, I hope he brings you what you want at Christmas.

HAVE A COOL YULE!!
:lol:

Have a good one too Joe :barscarf:

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Postby LeftfootlegendGooner » Thu Jan 11, 2018 10:58 pm

One day my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead i bought a raffle ticket for a brand new car.
When i got home,i explained to my dad what i did and he beat the crap out of me.
But the next day,when my dad woke up and opened the door,outside my house was a brand new car.
We all cried especially me,because the car was from the electricity company,they were there to cut off the electricity, my dad beat the crap out of me again

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Postby LeftfootlegendGooner » Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:50 pm

To all you beautiful girls. Happy Valentine's day.

To all you fat birds, chin up!

It's pancake day next week!

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Postby DB10GOONER » Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:45 am

To all you beautiful girls. Happy Valentine's day.

To all you fat birds, chin up!

It's pancake day next week!
:lol: :lol:

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Postby SPUDMASHER » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:33 am

I wonder what Cambridge University Netball Team abbreviate their name to?
:lol: :lol:


Alan? :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Postby DB10GOONER » Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:47 pm

I wonder what Cambridge University Netball Team abbreviate their name to?
:lol: :lol:


Alan? :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol:

Or Sheldon? :lol:

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Postby OneBardGooner » Tue Feb 13, 2018 2:14 pm

Buzzingaaah! :lol:


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