LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

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GranadaJoe wrote:
Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:03 pm
Top work.
Cheers Joe :barscarf:

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:19 am
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:59 pm
I know its a day early but that's all for now, hope at least 3 people see it lol :barscarf:
make that Four! :barscarf: :wink:
:barscarf:

An audience of 4 :barscarf:

This is how Lenny Henry must feel :lol:

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:39 am
OneBardGooner wrote:
Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:19 am
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:59 pm
I know its a day early but that's all for now, hope at least 3 people see it lol :barscarf:
make that Four! :barscarf: :wink:
:barscarf:

An audience of 4 :barscarf:

This is how Lenny Henry must feel :lol:
:coffeespit:

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Make that five 8)

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Henry Norris 1913 wrote:
Fri Dec 08, 2017 2:20 pm
Make that five 8)
Five viewers??!!! :shock:

Ooh... never mind Lenny Henry, we are in David Blaine territory now.... :lol: :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Dec 08, 2017 2:24 pm
Henry Norris 1913 wrote:
Fri Dec 08, 2017 2:20 pm
Make that five 8)


Five viewers??!!! :shock:

Ooh... never mind Lenny Henry, we are in David Blaine territory now.... :lol: :wink:

:lol:

:rubchin: I didn't know left foot could levitate and do card tricks !?!!! :shock:

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Henry Norris 1913 wrote:
Fri Dec 08, 2017 2:20 pm
Make that five 8)
Cheers Henry :barscarf: :lol:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Dec 08, 2017 2:24 pm
Henry Norris 1913 wrote:
Fri Dec 08, 2017 2:20 pm
Make that five 8)
Five viewers??!!! :shock:

Ooh... never mind Lenny Henry, we are in David Blaine territory now.... :lol: :wink:
:lol:

I don't want to be hated like him tbf, rather be Lenny Henry and just ignored :lol:

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:11 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Dec 08, 2017 2:24 pm
Henry Norris 1913 wrote:
Fri Dec 08, 2017 2:20 pm
Make that five 8)


Five viewers??!!! :shock:

Ooh... never mind Lenny Henry, we are in David Blaine territory now.... :lol: :wink:

:lol:

:rubchin: I didn't know left foot could levitate and do card tricks !?!!! :shock:
After the wine ive had I am levitating while doing card tricks :lol:

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:41 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:11 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Dec 08, 2017 2:24 pm
Henry Norris 1913 wrote:
Fri Dec 08, 2017 2:20 pm
Make that five 8)


Five viewers??!!! :shock:

Ooh... never mind Lenny Henry, we are in David Blaine territory now.... :lol: :wink:

:lol:

:rubchin: I didn't know left foot could levitate and do card tricks !?!!! :shock:
After the wine ive had I am levitating while doing card tricks :lol:
:shock:


:D

Is there no end to this man's ability's and genius!??? :rubchin:

Ere are you any good at managing and / or coaching a Football Team? :D

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:40 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Dec 08, 2017 2:24 pm
Henry Norris 1913 wrote:
Fri Dec 08, 2017 2:20 pm
Make that five 8)
Five viewers??!!! :shock:

Ooh... never mind Lenny Henry, we are in David Blaine territory now.... :lol: :wink:
:lol:

I don't want to be hated like him tbf, rather be Lenny Henry and just ignored :lol:
Izzit coz you Black? :-P :wink:

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"I got fired today," I told my mate, "for downloading porn on the work computer and causing everything to crash." "That's a bit harsh," he replied. "They don't fuck around at Air Traffic Control," I said.

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Just as we were going to bed my wife was looking through her wardrobe, "Just look at this lot, " she said, "I challenge you to try and see if you can make me look good in anything here "

So I casually turned the light off.

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My mate died after taking an E.

Countdown's security staff don't fuck about.

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Porn has ruined my life.

My boiler has gone and I'm scared to call the plumber.

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