LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:Never fuck a woman that can spell gonorrhea correctly the first time she tries.
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DB10GOONER wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:Never fuck a woman that can spell gonorrhea correctly the first time she tries.
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Thanks mate but I think you're the only Gooner that reads this thread nowadays :oops: :lol:

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not true

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A betting shop employee has tragically died at his workplace. He was rearranging boxes full of used betting slips when a stack of them toppled over and pinned him to the wall.

Emergency services tried in vain to save his life. But unfortunately the odds were stacked against him.

:oops:

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olgitgooner wrote:A betting shop employee has tragically died at his workplace. He was rearranging boxes full of used betting slips when a stack of them toppled over and pinned him to the wall.

Emergency services tried in vain to save his life. But unfortunately the odds were stacked against him.

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Um... olgit... old mate... you know this is a thread for posting jokes, right....? :rubchin:




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augie wrote:not true
:high5:

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flash gunner wrote:
augie wrote:not true
:high5:
:barscarf:

Cheers guys, that's made me emotional, who needs to perform at the royal albert hall when I've got you 3 (yes I am even counting DB as a whole one 8) ) :lol:

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
augie wrote:not true
:high5:
:barscarf:

Cheers guys, that's made me emotional, who needs to perform at the royal albert hall when I've got you 3 (yes I am even counting DB as a whole one 8) ) :lol:
:lol:

Your missus counts me as a whole one - and a half! :lol: 8)


:wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
augie wrote:not true
:high5:
:barscarf:

Cheers guys, that's made me emotional, who needs to perform at the royal albert hall when I've got you 3 (yes I am even counting DB as a whole one 8) ) :lol:
:lol:

Your missus counts me as a whole one - and a half! :lol: 8)


:wink:
:lol:

Ahh so your the reason I've often found my stepladders next to my bed :rubchin:

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
augie wrote:not true
:high5:
:barscarf:

Cheers guys, that's made me emotional, who needs to perform at the royal albert hall when I've got you 3 (yes I am even counting DB as a whole one 8) ) :lol:
:lol:

Your missus counts me as a whole one - and a half! :lol: 8)


:wink:
:lol:

Ahh so your the reason I've often found my stepladders next to my bed :rubchin:
:lol:

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
:high5:
:barscarf:

Cheers guys, that's made me emotional, who needs to perform at the royal albert hall when I've got you 3 (yes I am even counting DB as a whole one 8) ) :lol:
:lol:

Your missus counts me as a whole one - and a half! :lol: 8)


:wink:
:lol:

Ahh so your the reason I've often found my stepladders next to my bed :rubchin:
:lol:
I really am still cack at quoting or editing aren't I :roll: :lol:

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
augie wrote:not true
:high5:
:barscarf:

Cheers guys, that's made me emotional, who needs to perform at the royal albert hall when I've got you 3 (yes I am even counting DB as a whole one 8) ) :lol:
:lol:

Your missus counts me as a whole one - and a half! :lol: 8)


:wink:
:lol:

Ahh so your the reason I've often found my stepladders next to my bed :rubchin:
:lol:

You should be more concerned by the buckets of lube... :shock:

:D :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
:high5:
:barscarf:

Cheers guys, that's made me emotional, who needs to perform at the royal albert hall when I've got you 3 (yes I am even counting DB as a whole one 8) ) :lol:
:lol:

Your missus counts me as a whole one - and a half! :lol: 8)


:wink:
:lol:

Ahh so your the reason I've often found my stepladders next to my bed :rubchin:
:lol:

You should be more concerned by the buckets of pubes... :shock:

:D :wink:

:shock: :shock: :shock:

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OneBardGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
:barscarf:

Cheers guys, that's made me emotional, who needs to perform at the royal albert hall when I've got you 3 (yes I am even counting DB as a whole one 8) ) :lol:
:lol:

Your missus counts me as a whole one - and a half! :lol: 8)


:wink:
:lol:

Ahh so your the reason I've often found my stepladders next to my bed :rubchin:
:lol:

You should be more concerned by the buckets of pubes... :shock:

:D :wink:

:shock: :shock: :shock:
:shock:

You were in there as well, huh? Dirty hairy little Ewok... :banghead:

:lol: :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
:lol:

Your missus counts me as a whole one - and a half! :lol: 8)


:wink:
:lol:

Ahh so your the reason I've often found my stepladders next to my bed :rubchin:
:lol:

You should be more concerned by the buckets of pubes... :shock:

:D :wink:

:shock: :shock: :shock:
:shock:

You were in there as well, huh? Dirty Harry... :banghead:

:lol: :wink:
"A Man's Got Know His Limitations" :wink:


Yup Like all tall persons I still shave my feet. :mrgreen:

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