LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:30 am
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:13 am
I got one of those Dyson Ball Cleaners for Christmas. Unfortunately, I misunderstood what it was, which is why I'm now in casualty...
:lol: :lol:

That's not a joke, it's an anecdote mate, isn't it? :shock: :lol:

:wink:
:lol:

Damn, you're good :shock:

:lol:

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Adele: you know you're fat when no one has even mentioned you're ginger.

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:32 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:30 am
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:13 am
I got one of those Dyson Ball Cleaners for Christmas. Unfortunately, I misunderstood what it was, which is why I'm now in casualty...
:lol: :lol:

That's not a joke, it's an anecdote mate, isn't it? :shock: :lol:

:wink:
:lol:

Damn, you're good :shock:

:lol:
Experience is everyth- oh, hang on... :oops:


:lol:

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:33 am
Adele: you know you're fat when no one has even mentioned you're ginger.
:coffeespit:

That one is getting emailed around! :barscarf: :lol:

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Max Factor mascara makes eyelashes appear three times longer?

Max Factor should make condoms.

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"Britons are the worst binge drinkers in Europe." -
I'm sorry but I think you'll find we're actually the best.

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:34 am
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:33 am
Adele: you know you're fat when no one has even mentioned you're ginger.
:coffeespit:

That one is getting emailed around! :barscarf: :lol:
:barscarf:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:34 am
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:32 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:30 am
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:13 am
I got one of those Dyson Ball Cleaners for Christmas. Unfortunately, I misunderstood what it was, which is why I'm now in casualty...
:lol: :lol:

That's not a joke, it's an anecdote mate, isn't it? :shock: :lol:

:wink:
:lol:

Damn, you're good :shock:

:lol:
Experience is everyth- oh, hang on... :oops:


:lol:

:lol:

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:39 am
"Britons are the worst binge drinkers in Europe." -
I'm sorry but I think you'll find we're actually the best.
And I think you'll find you are second best. Begorrah. :tricolour: :barscarf: :box: 8)

:D :wink:

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BBC News: Bad drivers to face £100 fines...

Seems a bit sexist.

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:41 am
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:39 am
"Britons are the worst binge drinkers in Europe." -
I'm sorry but I think you'll find we're actually the best.
And I think you'll find you are second best. Begorrah. :tricolour: :barscarf: :box: 8)

:D :wink:
:lol:

Ok we're the best outside of Europe :barscarf: :lol:

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Stayed up all night trying to remember if I have amnesia or insomnia.

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Top work again. Always cheers me up. Even the wife laughed at some of them.

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GranadaJoe wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:00 pm
Top work again. Always cheers me up. Even the wife laughed at some of them.
A woman laughed at these jokes :shock:

Witchcraft I tell yer, witchcraft :lol:

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:30 pm
GranadaJoe wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:00 pm
Top work again. Always cheers me up. Even the wife laughed at some of them.
A woman laughed at these jokes :shock:

Witchcraft I tell yer, witchcraft :lol:

A lot of them are funny especially some of the oneliners. :D

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