LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:OneBardGooner wrote:LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:Being a dyslexic I downloaded Grammar Checker!
Instead of checking punctuation I've ended up wanking over 65 year old women.
I got arrested after a domestic dispute. The Policeman said "why do you keep beating your wife"
I said "weight advantage, longer reach and better footwork".
Paddy's in the pub tellin' his mates about joinin' the Army & about his first parachute jump; Paddy describes 'we were 3,000 feet up, then 1 by 1, they started to jump; when it was my turn, I couldn't do it - no way!'
Then this big black guy pulled out his 12" cock & cried "If you don't jump, I'm gonna stick this baby right up your ass!"
Paddys mates asked 'Well? Did you jump?'
Paddy replies 'just a bit when it first went in!'
Oh! My feckin' ribs are aching.... Quality Absolute Quality LFG
Cheers mr Bard, I'm one of those people who laugh at a joke today and read it again tomorrow and laugh again, maybe Ive just got no memory
Waht!? you mean a bit like posh becks, no that's mammeries isn't it !