LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:A little girl is in court, testifying against her uncle who has sexually abused her. The solicitor says
"In your own words, tell us what happened"
The little girl, tearfully and in a very quiet voice says
"He came into my room and got into bed with me, he touched me here and kissed me, then he kissed my neck and all the way down my chest, undoing the buttons of my nightie as he went, then he kissed me here, and, and then I can't remember what happened"
The judge, masturbating furiously said
"FUCKING MAKE SOMETHING UP THEN!"
*cough, cough* Ricky Gervais *cough, cough*