LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Postby LeftfootlegendGooner » Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:37 am

Top work.
Cheers Joe :barscarf:

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Postby LeftfootlegendGooner » Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:39 am

I know its a day early but that's all for now, hope at least 3 people see it lol :barscarf:
make that Four! :barscarf: :wink:
:barscarf:

An audience of 4 :barscarf:

This is how Lenny Henry must feel :lol:

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Postby DB10GOONER » Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:43 am

I know its a day early but that's all for now, hope at least 3 people see it lol :barscarf:
make that Four! :barscarf: :wink:
:barscarf:

An audience of 4 :barscarf:

This is how Lenny Henry must feel :lol:
:coffeespit:

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Postby Henry Norris 1913 » Fri Dec 08, 2017 2:20 pm

Make that five 8)

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Postby DB10GOONER » Fri Dec 08, 2017 2:24 pm

Make that five 8)
Five viewers??!!! :shock:

Ooh... never mind Lenny Henry, we are in David Blaine territory now.... :lol: :wink:

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Postby OneBardGooner » Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:11 pm

Make that five 8)


Five viewers??!!! :shock:

Ooh... never mind Lenny Henry, we are in David Blaine territory now.... :lol: :wink:

:lol:

:rubchin: I didn't know left foot could levitate and do card tricks !?!!! :shock:

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Postby LeftfootlegendGooner » Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:38 pm

Make that five 8)
Cheers Henry :barscarf: :lol:

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Postby LeftfootlegendGooner » Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:40 pm

Make that five 8)
Five viewers??!!! :shock:

Ooh... never mind Lenny Henry, we are in David Blaine territory now.... :lol: :wink:
:lol:

I don't want to be hated like him tbf, rather be Lenny Henry and just ignored :lol:

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Postby LeftfootlegendGooner » Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:41 pm

Make that five 8)


Five viewers??!!! :shock:

Ooh... never mind Lenny Henry, we are in David Blaine territory now.... :lol: :wink:

:lol:

:rubchin: I didn't know left foot could levitate and do card tricks !?!!! :shock:
After the wine ive had I am levitating while doing card tricks :lol:

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Postby OneBardGooner » Sat Dec 09, 2017 8:50 am

Make that five 8)


Five viewers??!!! :shock:

Ooh... never mind Lenny Henry, we are in David Blaine territory now.... :lol: :wink:

:lol:

:rubchin: I didn't know left foot could levitate and do card tricks !?!!! :shock:
After the wine ive had I am levitating while doing card tricks :lol:
:shock:


:D

Is there no end to this man's ability's and genius!??? :rubchin:

Ere are you any good at managing and / or coaching a Football Team? :D

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Postby OneBardGooner » Sat Dec 09, 2017 8:51 am

Make that five 8)
Five viewers??!!! :shock:

Ooh... never mind Lenny Henry, we are in David Blaine territory now.... :lol: :wink:
:lol:

I don't want to be hated like him tbf, rather be Lenny Henry and just ignored :lol:
Izzit coz you Black? :-P :wink:

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Postby LeftfootlegendGooner » Thu Dec 14, 2017 10:37 am

"I got fired today," I told my mate, "for downloading porn on the work computer and causing everything to crash." "That's a bit harsh," he replied. "They don't fuck around at Air Traffic Control," I said.

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Postby LeftfootlegendGooner » Thu Dec 14, 2017 10:41 am

Just as we were going to bed my wife was looking through her wardrobe, "Just look at this lot, " she said, "I challenge you to try and see if you can make me look good in anything here "

So I casually turned the light off.

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Postby LeftfootlegendGooner » Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:06 am

My mate died after taking an E.

Countdown's security staff don't fuck about.

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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Postby LeftfootlegendGooner » Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:07 am

Porn has ruined my life.

My boiler has gone and I'm scared to call the plumber.


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