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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:37 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Cheers Joe
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:39 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:19 am
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:59 pm
I know its a day early but that's all for now, hope at least 3 people see it lol
make that Four!
An audience of 4
This is how Lenny Henry must feel
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:43 am
by DB10GOONER
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:39 am
OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:19 am
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:59 pm
I know its a day early but that's all for now, hope at least 3 people see it lol
make that Four!
An audience of 4
This is how Lenny Henry must feel
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 2:20 pm
by Henry Norris 1913
Make that five
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 2:24 pm
by DB10GOONER
Five viewers??!!!
Ooh... never mind Lenny Henry, we are in David Blaine territory now....
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:11 pm
by OneBardGooner
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Fri Dec 08, 2017 2:24 pm
Five viewers??!!!
Ooh... never mind Lenny Henry, we are in David Blaine territory now....
I didn't know left foot could levitate and do card tricks !?!!!
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:38 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Cheers Henry
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:40 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Fri Dec 08, 2017 2:24 pm
Five viewers??!!!
Ooh... never mind Lenny Henry, we are in David Blaine territory now....
I don't want to be hated like him tbf, rather be Lenny Henry and just ignored
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:41 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:11 pm
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Fri Dec 08, 2017 2:24 pm
Five viewers??!!!
Ooh... never mind Lenny Henry, we are in David Blaine territory now....
I didn't know left foot could levitate and do card tricks !?!!!
After the wine ive had I am levitating while doing card tricks
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2017 8:50 am
by OneBardGooner
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:41 pm
OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:11 pm
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Fri Dec 08, 2017 2:24 pm
Five viewers??!!!
Ooh... never mind Lenny Henry, we are in David Blaine territory now....
I didn't know left foot could levitate and do card tricks !?!!!
After the wine ive had I am levitating while doing card tricks
Is there no end to this man's ability's and genius!???
Ere are you any good at managing and / or coaching a Football Team?
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2017 8:51 am
by OneBardGooner
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:40 pm
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Fri Dec 08, 2017 2:24 pm
Five viewers??!!!
Ooh... never mind Lenny Henry, we are in David Blaine territory now....
I don't want to be hated like him tbf,
rather be Lenny Henry and just ignored
Izzit coz you Black?
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 10:37 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
"I got fired today," I told my mate, "for downloading porn on the work computer and causing everything to crash." "That's a bit harsh," he replied. "They don't fuck around at Air Traffic Control," I said.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 10:41 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Just as we were going to bed my wife was looking through her wardrobe, "Just look at this lot, " she said, "I challenge you to try and see if you can make me look good in anything here "
So I casually turned the light off.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:06 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
My mate died after taking an E.
Countdown's security staff don't fuck about.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:07 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Porn has ruined my life.
My boiler has gone and I'm scared to call the plumber.