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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2017 12:16 pm
by OneBardGooner
Top TOP work again LFG :cheers: :barscarf:

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:39 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
OneBardGooner wrote:
Sat Dec 16, 2017 12:16 pm
Top TOP work again LFG :cheers: :barscarf:
Cheers OB :barscarf:

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:40 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
corkbarry wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 10:55 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:30 pm
GranadaJoe wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:00 pm
Top work again. Always cheers me up. Even the wife laughed at some of them.
A woman laughed at these jokes :shock:

Witchcraft I tell yer, witchcraft :lol:

A lot of them are funny especially some of the oneliners. :D
Thanks Barry :barscarf:

And might I add I'm a huge ( :shock: ) fan of your work 8) :lol:

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2017 8:30 am
by GranadaJoe
Joseph: "Jesus, I don't care who you think you are, go and tidy your room!"

Jesus: "You can't tell me what to do!"

"You're not my Dad."

"I'm my Dad."


Whether your pretend person has a long beard, wears a red suit and drives a sleigh or has a long beard, lives on a cloud and fathered himself, I hope he brings you what you want at Christmas.

HAVE A COOL YULE!!

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2017 11:09 am
by OneBardGooner
GranadaJoe wrote:
Fri Dec 22, 2017 8:30 am
Joseph: "Jesus, I don't care who you think you are, go and tidy your room!"

Jesus: "You can't tell me what to do!"

"You're not my Dad."

"I'm my Dad."



Whether your pretend person has a long beard, wears a red suit and drives a sleigh or has a long beard, lives on a cloud and fathered himself, I hope he brings you what you want at Christmas.

HAVE A COOL YULE!!
:lol:

Did he get 'Cross' about that? :? :wink:

Yes, A COOL YULE TO Y'ALL TOO! :cheers:

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2017 6:28 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
I don't care what your name is Fatty!!!!!

Get those fuckin reindeer off my roof!!!!!

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2017 6:30 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
GranadaJoe wrote:
Fri Dec 22, 2017 8:30 am
Joseph: "Jesus, I don't care who you think you are, go and tidy your room!"

Jesus: "You can't tell me what to do!"

"You're not my Dad."

"I'm my Dad."


Whether your pretend person has a long beard, wears a red suit and drives a sleigh or has a long beard, lives on a cloud and fathered himself, I hope he brings you what you want at Christmas.

HAVE A COOL YULE!!
:lol:

Have a good one too Joe :barscarf:

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 10:58 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
One day my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead i bought a raffle ticket for a brand new car.
When i got home,i explained to my dad what i did and he beat the crap out of me.
But the next day,when my dad woke up and opened the door,outside my house was a brand new car.
We all cried especially me,because the car was from the electricity company,they were there to cut off the electricity, my dad beat the crap out of me again

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:50 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
To all you beautiful girls. Happy Valentine's day.

To all you fat birds, chin up!

It's pancake day next week!

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:45 am
by DB10GOONER
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:50 pm
To all you beautiful girls. Happy Valentine's day.

To all you fat birds, chin up!

It's pancake day next week!
:lol: :lol:

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:33 am
by SPUDMASHER
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:05 am
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Mon Oct 09, 2017 1:27 pm
I wonder what Cambridge University Netball Team abbreviate their name to?
:lol: :lol:


Alan? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:47 pm
by DB10GOONER
SPUDMASHER wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:33 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:05 am
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Mon Oct 09, 2017 1:27 pm
I wonder what Cambridge University Netball Team abbreviate their name to?
:lol: :lol:


Alan? :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol:

Or Sheldon? :lol:

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 2:14 pm
by OneBardGooner
Buzzingaaah! :lol:

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 11:17 pm
by g88ner
come on lefty, we could all do with a laugh mate! :barscarf:

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 1:51 pm
by OneBardGooner
SPUDMASHER wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:33 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:05 am
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Mon Oct 09, 2017 1:27 pm
I wonder what Cambridge University Netball Team abbreviate their name to?
:lol: :lol:


Alan? :lol: :lol: :lol:
You're dyslexic aren't you! :wink:

(think about it)