The Gooner Chinwag (NSFW)

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DB10GOONER wrote:
:coffeespit: :oops: :oops: :lol: :lol:

Dozy bint. :lol: :oops:
Love the bit where she says they thought it had dropped off the bed and they were looking for it :shock: IT WAS UP YOUR ARSEHOLE!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

The comments section of that story is brilliant too :lol:

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Truly. How Utterly STUPID can people get?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-37597916

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OneBardGooner wrote:Truly. How Utterly STUPID can people get?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-37597916
It's Facebook/Kardashian culture. :oops: :roll:

Every attention-seeking, sad-sack, talentless moronic cúnt nowadays wants notoriety and to be a "celebrity" of some kind. :roll: :oops: :x

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I'm pretty certain there was someone on this forum who had a 'liking for sewing machines' :D :wink:


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flash gunner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
:coffeespit: :oops: :oops: :lol: :lol:

Dozy bint. :lol: :oops:
Love the bit where she says they thought it had dropped off the bed and they were looking for it :shock: IT WAS UP YOUR ARSEHOLE!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

The comments section of that story is brilliant too :lol:
Her arse must have had some fucking traffic up it.

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storrmin571 wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
:coffeespit: :oops: :oops: :lol: :lol:

Dozy bint. :lol: :oops:
Love the bit where she says they thought it had dropped off the bed and they were looking for it :shock: IT WAS UP YOUR ARSEHOLE!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

The comments section of that story is brilliant too :lol:
Her arse must have had some fucking traffic up it.
Fuck me,I've just seen my BBQ tongs in the garage and they're massive,her Gary must be like the Rotherhithe Tunnel.....

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robbo10 wrote:
storrmin571 wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
:coffeespit: :oops: :oops: :lol: :lol:

Dozy bint. :lol: :oops:
Love the bit where she says they thought it had dropped off the bed and they were looking for it :shock: IT WAS UP YOUR ARSEHOLE!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

The comments section of that story is brilliant too :lol:
Her arse must have had some fucking traffic up it.
Fuck me,I've just seen my BBQ tongs in the garage and they're massive,her Gary must be like the Rotherhithe Tunnel.....
I'm just surprised when they went in for the sex toy they didn't also find a couch. Or some stowaways from Syria. :shock:

:D

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DB10GOONER wrote:
robbo10 wrote:
storrmin571 wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
:coffeespit: :oops: :oops: :lol: :lol:

Dozy bint. :lol: :oops:
Love the bit where she says they thought it had dropped off the bed and they were looking for it :shock: IT WAS UP YOUR ARSEHOLE!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

The comments section of that story is brilliant too :lol:
Her arse must have had some fucking traffic up it.
Fuck me,I've just seen my BBQ tongs in the garage and they're massive,her Gary must be like the Rotherhithe Tunnel.....
I'm just surprised when they went in for the sex toy they didn't also find a couch. Or some stowaways from Syria. :shock:

:D
To be fair she looks like perfect wife material to me....... :oops:

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robbo10 wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
robbo10 wrote:
storrmin571 wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
Love the bit where she says they thought it had dropped off the bed and they were looking for it :shock: IT WAS UP YOUR ARSEHOLE!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

The comments section of that story is brilliant too :lol:
Her arse must have had some fucking traffic up it.
Fuck me,I've just seen my BBQ tongs in the garage and they're massive,her Gary must be like the Rotherhithe Tunnel.....
I'm just surprised when they went in for the sex toy they didn't also find a couch. Or some stowaways from Syria. :shock:

:D
To be fair she looks like perfect wife material to me....... :oops:
:lol: :lol:

You best be quick with your marriage proposal then - rodders will be up her like a rat up a particularly baggy drainpipe! :lol: :barscarf:

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robbo10 wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
robbo10 wrote:
storrmin571 wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
Love the bit where she says they thought it had dropped off the bed and they were looking for it :shock: IT WAS UP YOUR ARSEHOLE!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

The comments section of that story is brilliant too :lol:
Her arse must have had some fucking traffic up it.
Fuck me,I've just seen my BBQ tongs in the garage and they're massive,her Gary must be like the Rotherhithe Tunnel.....
I'm just surprised when they went in for the sex toy they didn't also find a couch. Or some stowaways from Syria. :shock:

:D
To be fair she looks like perfect hooker material to me....... :oops:
well she is from Essex! :lol: :wink:

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There's a woman in our office with a bigger gob than that!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-37947691

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-37978755

Does that mean Wilson won't be able to post his sicko sad as fuck comments anymore. :?

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OneBardGooner wrote:Gudaay! Bruce! :D

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-38280722
Cool. Should lead to a nice influx of barmen on one side, and an increase in the number of people whining about the heat, the food, the lack of rain, etc on the other side... :lol: :wink:

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