The Gooner Chinwag (NSFW)

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Re: The Gooner Chinwag (NSFW)

Postby flash gunner » Fri Oct 07, 2016 10:58 am

Love the bit where she says they thought it had dropped off the bed and they were looking for it :shock: IT WAS UP YOUR ARSEHOLE!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

The comments section of that story is brilliant too :lol:

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Re: The Gooner Chinwag (NSFW)

Postby OneBardGooner » Wed Oct 19, 2016 12:15 pm

Truly. How Utterly STUPID can people get?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-37597916

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Postby DB10GOONER » Thu Oct 20, 2016 1:16 pm

Truly. How Utterly STUPID can people get?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-37597916
It's Facebook/Kardashian culture. :oops: :roll:

Every attention-seeking, sad-sack, talentless moronic cúnt nowadays wants notoriety and to be a "celebrity" of some kind. :roll: :oops: :x

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Postby OneBardGooner » Sun Oct 23, 2016 9:51 am

I'm pretty certain there was someone on this forum who had a 'liking for sewing machines' :D :wink:


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Postby storrmin571 » Sun Oct 23, 2016 4:42 pm

Love the bit where she says they thought it had dropped off the bed and they were looking for it :shock: IT WAS UP YOUR ARSEHOLE!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

The comments section of that story is brilliant too :lol:
Her arse must have had some fucking traffic up it.

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Re: The Gooner Chinwag (NSFW)

Postby robbo10 » Mon Oct 24, 2016 2:49 pm

Love the bit where she says they thought it had dropped off the bed and they were looking for it :shock: IT WAS UP YOUR ARSEHOLE!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

The comments section of that story is brilliant too :lol:
Her arse must have had some fucking traffic up it.
Fuck me,I've just seen my BBQ tongs in the garage and they're massive,her Gary must be like the Rotherhithe Tunnel.....

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Postby DB10GOONER » Tue Oct 25, 2016 6:56 am

Love the bit where she says they thought it had dropped off the bed and they were looking for it :shock: IT WAS UP YOUR ARSEHOLE!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

The comments section of that story is brilliant too :lol:
Her arse must have had some fucking traffic up it.
Fuck me,I've just seen my BBQ tongs in the garage and they're massive,her Gary must be like the Rotherhithe Tunnel.....
I'm just surprised when they went in for the sex toy they didn't also find a couch. Or some stowaways from Syria. :shock:

:D

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Re: The Gooner Chinwag (NSFW)

Postby robbo10 » Tue Oct 25, 2016 2:19 pm


:coffeespit: :oops: :oops: :lol: :lol:

Dozy bint. :lol: :oops:
Love the bit where she says they thought it had dropped off the bed and they were looking for it :shock: IT WAS UP YOUR ARSEHOLE!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

The comments section of that story is brilliant too :lol:
Her arse must have had some fucking traffic up it.
Fuck me,I've just seen my BBQ tongs in the garage and they're massive,her Gary must be like the Rotherhithe Tunnel.....
I'm just surprised when they went in for the sex toy they didn't also find a couch. Or some stowaways from Syria. :shock:

:D
To be fair she looks like perfect wife material to me....... :oops:

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Re: The Gooner Chinwag (NSFW)

Postby DB10GOONER » Tue Oct 25, 2016 2:40 pm


Love the bit where she says they thought it had dropped off the bed and they were looking for it :shock: IT WAS UP YOUR ARSEHOLE!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

The comments section of that story is brilliant too :lol:
Her arse must have had some fucking traffic up it.
Fuck me,I've just seen my BBQ tongs in the garage and they're massive,her Gary must be like the Rotherhithe Tunnel.....
I'm just surprised when they went in for the sex toy they didn't also find a couch. Or some stowaways from Syria. :shock:

:D
To be fair she looks like perfect wife material to me....... :oops:
:lol: :lol:

You best be quick with your marriage proposal then - rodders will be up her like a rat up a particularly baggy drainpipe! :lol: :barscarf:

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Re: The Gooner Chinwag (NSFW)

Postby OneBardGooner » Thu Oct 27, 2016 6:27 pm


Love the bit where she says they thought it had dropped off the bed and they were looking for it :shock: IT WAS UP YOUR ARSEHOLE!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

The comments section of that story is brilliant too :lol:
Her arse must have had some fucking traffic up it.
Fuck me,I've just seen my BBQ tongs in the garage and they're massive,her Gary must be like the Rotherhithe Tunnel.....
I'm just surprised when they went in for the sex toy they didn't also find a couch. Or some stowaways from Syria. :shock:

:D
To be fair she looks like perfect hooker material to me....... :oops:
well she is from Essex! :lol: :wink:

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Re: The Gooner Chinwag (NSFW)

Postby OneBardGooner » Sat Nov 12, 2016 2:13 pm

There's a woman in our office with a bigger gob than that!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-37947691

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Re: The Gooner Chinwag (NSFW)

Postby OneBardGooner » Mon Nov 14, 2016 4:16 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-37978755

Does that mean Wilson won't be able to post his sicko sad as fuck comments anymore. :?

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Re: The Gooner Chinwag (NSFW)

Postby DB10GOONER » Mon Dec 12, 2016 11:28 am

Cool. Should lead to a nice influx of barmen on one side, and an increase in the number of people whining about the heat, the food, the lack of rain, etc on the other side... :lol: :wink:


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