Any one having trouble with their marrows?

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How are the gay gardeners doing in the warm weather? Sid? :rubchin:


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Don't know about the gay ones but my garden has provided a rich abundance of food this year.

I've had potatos, spinach, rocket, ruby chard, lollo rosso, greek cress, tomatoes, cucumbers, strawberries, courgettes, peppers, radish, carrots, chillies, celery, butternut squash, cos lettuce, green beans and DB10 beans (also known as dwarf beans).

It's saved me a fortune at the supermarket!

:barscarf: :barscarf:

oh yeah, and spring onions :D

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SPUDMASHER wrote:Don't know about the gay ones but my garden has provided a rich abundance of food this year.

I've had potatos, spinach, rocket, ruby chard, lollo rosso, greek cress, tomatoes, cucumbers, strawberries, courgettes, peppers, radish, carrots, chillies, celery, butternut squash, cos lettuce, green beans and DB10 beans (also known as dwarf beans).

It's saved me a fortune at the supermarket!

:barscarf: :barscarf:

oh yeah, and spring onions :D
:gayflag: A gardening gay is a happy gay, huh? :gayflag:

:lol: :wink:

Interestingly DB10's beans have been fired up your missus on several occasions. 8) She was a bit confused at first because her Ewok husband had tried to convince her that all cocks were 3 inches long. And then she met my Excalibur and now she walks like John Wayne after a week in the saddle. :shock:

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corkbarry wrote:This was part of my garden a few Years ago, it became to expensive and to much work to maintain. Now i have stones, paving and raised :cry: beds


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mine is going to look like that next summer :mrgreen:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
SPUDMASHER wrote:Don't know about the gay ones but my garden has provided a rich abundance of food this year.

I've had potatos, spinach, rocket, ruby chard, lollo rosso, greek cress, tomatoes, cucumbers, strawberries, courgettes, peppers, radish, carrots, chillies, celery, butternut squash, cos lettuce, green beans and DB10 beans (also known as dwarf beans).

It's saved me a fortune at the supermarket!

:barscarf: :barscarf:

oh yeah, and spring onions :D
:gayflag: A gardening gay is a happy gay, huh? :gayflag:

:lol: :wink:

Interestingly DB10's beans have been fired up your missus on several occasions. 8) She was a bit confused at first because her Ewok husband had tried to convince her that all cocks were 3 inches long. And then she met my Excalibur and now she walks like John Wayne after a week in the saddle. :shock:

:wink: :wink:
Yes although she did point out that whilst yours was 5 inches long it was also green and only about 1/4 inch diameter :lol:

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SPUDMASHER wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
SPUDMASHER wrote:Don't know about the gay ones but my garden has provided a rich abundance of food this year.

I've had potatos, spinach, rocket, ruby chard, lollo rosso, greek cress, tomatoes, cucumbers, strawberries, courgettes, peppers, radish, carrots, chillies, celery, butternut squash, cos lettuce, green beans and DB10 beans (also known as dwarf beans).

It's saved me a fortune at the supermarket!

:barscarf: :barscarf:

oh yeah, and spring onions :D
:gayflag: A gardening gay is a happy gay, huh? :gayflag:

:lol: :wink:

Interestingly DB10's beans have been fired up your missus on several occasions. 8) She was a bit confused at first because her Ewok husband had tried to convince her that all cocks were 3 inches long. And then she met my Excalibur and now she walks like John Wayne after a week in the saddle. :shock:

:wink: :wink:
Yes although she did point out that whilst yours was 5 inches long it was also green and only about 1/4 inch diameter :lol:
That silly girl - always confusing the numbers 5 and 10! :roll: And I seem to recall she measured my diameter in gasps rather than inches!! :lol:

Fairly bang on about the colour though... :(

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If it was 10 inches mate you'd be taller laying on your back :lol: :lol:

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SPUDMASHER wrote:If it was 10 inches mate you'd be taller laying on your back :lol: :lol:
:lol:

And you'd be able to climb it! With ropes and crampons. :D

I used to call my schlong "Excalibur". Might start calling it "SPUDMASHER". The similarities are striking. 10 inches tall. Chubby with it. A proper prick. It's all there! :lol: :wink:

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and also the only bit of an oirishman that will ever be any use to anyone :lol:

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SPUDMASHER wrote:and also the only bit of an oirishman that will ever be any use to anyone :lol:
Harsh. But fair. :lol:

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Forgot to check mine for the last few days and ones gone curley and very long :oops: :twisted:

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Just got back from hols and my potatoes have all gone over, still seem okay for eating though and you should see the size of my sprouts :shock:

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goonersid wrote:Just got back from hols and my potatoes have all gone over, still seem okay for eating though and you should see the size of my sprouts :shock:
:lol: :lol:

But still; :gayflag:


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Have we figured out what 'marrows' is a euphemism for yet?

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northbank123 wrote:Have we figured out what 'marrows' is a euphemism for yet?
I'm more concerned with someone confirming exactly what sid means by "trouble". :shock:

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