Prostitute recommendations please....

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Prostitute recommendations please....

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Gonna be in the Birmingham, Cannock, M6 area next week and was looking to get a prozzie for bout 10 mins. :oops:
Dont want any kinky shit. Just wanna fire it up her shite-pipe then straight into her mouth, maybe give the bitch a facial and a bit of water-sports. Boom! Job done. Nuthin out of the ordinary, ya feel me?

Any of you horny bastards used a hooker from up there got any reccomendations.......

:rubchin:

Thanks in advance bitches..... 8)

:lol:

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:shock:







WENGER OUT

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Spuddy and DB I am sure can point you in the right direction to some midget action :shock: I don't know if it's cheaper cos you only get half the size, maybe bogof offer :wink: :lol:

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armchair wrote:Gonna be in the Birmingham, Cannock, M6 area next week and was looking to get a prozzie for bout 10 mins. :oops:
Dont want any kinky shit. Just wanna fire it up her shite-pipe then straight into her mouth, maybe give the bitch a facial and a bit of water-sports. Boom! Job done. Nuthin out of the ordinary, ya feel me?

Any of you horny bastards used a hooker from up there got any reccomendations.......

:rubchin:

Thanks in advance bitches..... 8)

:lol:
Can I point you in the direction of the good book thread instead ?

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StuartL wrote:
armchair wrote:Gonna be in the Birmingham, Cannock, M6 area next week and was looking to get a prozzie for bout 10 mins. :oops:
Dont want any kinky shit. Just wanna fire it up her shite-pipe then straight into her mouth, maybe give the bitch a facial and a bit of water-sports. Boom! Job done. Nuthin out of the ordinary, ya feel me?

Any of you horny bastards used a hooker from up there got any reccomendations.......

:rubchin:

Thanks in advance bitches..... 8)

:lol:
Can I point you in the direction of the good book thread instead ?
:shock:
There's a book on top brummie ho's :rubchin:

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Just found out my plans have taken a dramatic turn for the better. Not gonna be up the M6 direction now.
Gonna be in Madrid next week. :barscarf: A surprise present for my recent significant b'day.
Anyone know of any prozzies in Madrid then.......lol

Real playing Shakhtar on tuesday night and hotel within walking distance of the stadium. Nice. :D

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Pity my surprise trip wasnt to Croatia but the wife has zero interest in football.

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armchair wrote:Just found out my plans have taken a dramatic turn for the better. Not gonna be up the M6 direction now.
Gonna be in Madrid next week. :barscarf: A surprise present for my recent significant b'day.
Anyone know of any prozzies in Madrid then.......lol

Real playing Shakhtar on tuesday night and hotel within walking distance of the stadium. Nice. :D
I'm in Barcelona next week any prossie recommendations would be greatly receive too :barscarf:

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It's a bit of a trek from Madrid or Barcelona but you two seem desperate so last time I was in Torrevieja there were dozens of scantily clad East European women hanging around the roundabouts on the N332. :wink:

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flash gunner wrote:
armchair wrote:Just found out my plans have taken a dramatic turn for the better. Not gonna be up the M6 direction now.
Gonna be in Madrid next week. :barscarf: A surprise present for my recent significant b'day.
Anyone know of any prozzies in Madrid then.......lol

Real playing Shakhtar on tuesday night and hotel within walking distance of the stadium. Nice. :D
I'm in Barcelona next week any prossie recommendations would be greatly receive too :barscarf:
Just off Las Ramblas.

I was on the phone to my girlfriend when I got propositioned by a very pretty Spanish prostitute. :shock:

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Thanks lads all written down in my black book 8) :lol:

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: Spuddy and DB I am sure can point you in the right direction to some midget action :shock: I don't know if it's cheaper cos you only get half the size, maybe bogof offer :wink: :lol:
Sure can!! 8) Spuddy recommends LeftfootlegendGooner as one of the hottest dirtiest little dwarf bitches he's ever slammed up the old gicker.

Next. :lol:

This is getting too easy... :roll: :wink:

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I actually thought this thread would have been deleted. :lol:
WTF ya gotta do to round here to get banned? Insult the Oirish clique seems the only way. :wink:
:lol:

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Banned????

With threads like these.... Welcome to the clique armchair!!!! :high5:

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flash gunner wrote:Banned????

With threads like these.... Welcome to the clique armchair!!!! :high5:
Thanks, (I think) :?
Btw is that the tennis clique, the gay clique or the Oirish clique? Maybe they're all the same? :rubchin:
:D

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