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Bradywasking wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:Did you know that your chances of being killed by a vending machine are actually twice as large as your chance of being bitten by a shark? :shock:
A girl I worked with told us one night that she was going out with a vending machine technician (repair man) I helpfully said "at least he will always insert the correct amount" ... She wasn't impressed..
:lol: :lol:

You basically called her a vending machine - at least, in her mind you did... :lol: :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:Did you know that your chances of being killed by a vending machine are actually twice as large as your chance of being bitten by a shark? :shock:
:shock:



:?

:rubchin:


But why would you be playing a vending machine under water? :?

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Red Snapper wrote:Best people are mate! :barscarf:
Did you know that Both Arsene Wenger and Aaron Ramsey are Both Left Handed!? :?

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Bradywasking wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:Did you know that your chances of being killed by a vending machine are actually twice as large as your chance of being bitten by a shark? :shock:
A girl I worked with told us one night that she was going out with a vending machine technician (repair man) I helpfully said "at least he will always insert the correct amount" ... She wasn't impressed..
:lol: :lol:

You basically called her a vending machine - at least, in her mind you did... :lol: :wink:
Was her surname KERRRRCHINNGGG ? :D

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Bradywasking wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:Did you know that your chances of being killed by a vending machine are actually twice as large as your chance of being bitten by a shark? :shock:
A girl I worked with told us one night that she was going out with a vending machine technician (repair man) I helpfully said "at least he will always insert the correct amount" ... She wasn't impressed..
:lol: :lol:

You basically called her a vending machine - at least, in her mind you did... :lol: :wink:
Women are so touchy.

Here's a scenario..........

the first female astronaut to land on the moon.....

Houston we have a problem
What's the problem?
Nothing. It's ok.
Please tell us what the problem is?
No. I'm fine.
Please tell us?
No. You wouldn't understand anyway.
Please?
No. I'm fine. Just forget I ever mentioned it. Bastard.

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olgitgooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Bradywasking wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:Did you know that your chances of being killed by a vending machine are actually twice as large as your chance of being bitten by a shark? :shock:
A girl I worked with told us one night that she was going out with a vending machine technician (repair man) I helpfully said "at least he will always insert the correct amount" ... She wasn't impressed..
:lol: :lol:

You basically called her a vending machine - at least, in her mind you did... :lol: :wink:
Women are so touchy.

Here's a scenario..........

the first female astronaut to land on the moon.....

Houston we have a problem
What's the problem?
Nothing. It's ok.
Please tell us what the problem is?
No. I'm fine.
Please tell us?
No. You wouldn't understand anyway.
Please?
No. I'm fine. Just forget I ever mentioned it. Bastard.
:lol:

You've met Mrs SPUDMASHER... :D

:wink:

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Did you know that if the sun were the size of a white blood cell, then the Milky Way Galaxy would be the size of the United States? :shock:

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DB10GOONER wrote:Did you know that if the sun were the size of a white blood cell, then the Milky Way Galaxy would be the size of the United States? :shock:

:shock: Wow! Reeeeeaaaallllly!!!! :shock:


















Fecccccccckkk! That's One BIG Chocolate Bar!

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Did you know that there are more stars in the universe than there are grains of sand in all the beaches and deserts on Earth combined? :shock:

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olgitgooner wrote:Did you know that there are more stars in the universe than there are grains of sand in all the beaches and deserts on Earth combined? :shock:
:roll:

HUH! Prove It!!! :mrgreen:

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OneBardGooner wrote:
olgitgooner wrote:Did you know that there are more stars in the universe than there are grains of sand in all the beaches and deserts on Earth combined? :shock:
:roll:

HUH! Prove It!!! :mrgreen:
Difficult to prove. I lost count when I was half way through the Kalahari. Bummer :banghead:

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The bumpy bits on Bhudda statues heads are snails :shock:

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OneBardGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:Did you know that if the sun were the size of a white blood cell, then the Milky Way Galaxy would be the size of the United States? :shock:

:shock: Wow! Reeeeeaaaallllly!!!! :shock:


















Fecccccccckkk! That's One BIG Chocolate Bar!

Image

:lol:
But can you still eat eat without ruining your appetite

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GoonerMuzz wrote:The bumpy bits on Bhudda statues heads are snails :shock:
I once removed the shell from a snail. Just to see if it would move faster without it.




But it just made the snail more sluggish.

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Bradywasking wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:Did you know that your chances of being killed by a vending machine are actually twice as large as your chance of being bitten by a shark? :shock:
A girl I worked with told us one night that she was going out with a vending machine technician (repair man) I helpfully said "at least he will always insert the correct amount" ... She wasn't impressed..
If he bent his arm properly could he get his hand inside her and grab a can of Coke? (there are other soft drinks available) :rubchin:

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