What's your porn star name?

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Chippy wrote:No but it seemed a remarkable coincidence. :oops: :roll:
I get ya Chippy'y. :wink:

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LOL, nostalgia moment to my nintendo/PC highschool years, I used to do this with the porn star name generator on http://theporndude.com/ in IT class. When I would type my first name ‘David’ in it, as a ron jeremy clone, I would be known as 'Cuntinspector Davy' :D

You guys know 'Ron Jeremy', by the way? The bloke is like the nr. one adult stud of the past 30-50 years. I wonder if that's his real first/last name or would it just be for ' job purposes' too? Funny that R.J. is still in the porn industry and doing tons of hot pornstars. I bet he's smiling all the way to the bank too, but then again, who would stop, if you can make a living this way'? You can only compare Playboy boss Hugh Heffner with him. But then again, Heffner is also giving $$$ to those chicks to stay in his castle. If one of these 2 dudes drops dead one day, nobody is going to say 'don't worry, he's in a better place' :D

R. Jeremy was also hired for a Miley Cyrus ‘wrecking ball’ porn parody video. He looks like a fat midget, but I spilled my tea when I saw the clip. He did an awesome imitation :D

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6xljA6zJn4I

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DB10 inches (tall) :lol: :wink:

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WTF why is this not in Cannonballs :shock: :shock:

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Billy Thomas - definitely a Valleys porn star with a mullet and a tache. Don't make 'em like that anymore.

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topgoon wrote:WTF why is this not in Cannonballs :shock: :shock:
If you remember we were less strict in those days.

By the way Charlie Charlie passed away a few years ago so don't be disrespectful to his memory, although he liked a bit of banter. :(

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afcforever wrote:DB10 inches (tall) :lol: :wink:
Ask every female in your life about that. They'll tell you. :D 8)

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Big Sac

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OK Game Over.
First pet - Rusty
Mothers Maiden Name - Cox
Nuff said!

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goonertux wrote:OK Game Over.
First pet - Rusty
Mothers Maiden Name - Cox
Nuff said!
:lol: :lol:

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topgoon wrote:WTF why is this not in Cannonballs :shock: :shock:

agreed, anbut cannot move it as the option is not there.

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SPUDMASHER wrote:
topgoon wrote:WTF why is this not in Cannonballs :shock: :shock:

agreed, anbut cannot move it as the option is not there.
That's because I moved it about a week ago. :D

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"Sam Speirs (Spears)" , First pet, Mums Maiden Name. It works for me! :D 8) :barscarf:

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