DEAR GUS

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gus ceasar is a legend
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Post by gus ceasar is a legend »

Hello Patients!

I will be reopening the surgery later on today.

Have been a bit busy of late and so my drop in surgery has been closed whilst I carried out the breast survey I have been forced to undertake!

Normal service shall be resumed and I shall reply to everyone's letters of woe.

:gus:

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I Hate Hleb
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Post by I Hate Hleb »

:anyminute: :anyminute: :anyminute:

Typical fecking doctor!! :roll: Probably out playing whack-a-fuck!! :lol: :lol: :wink:

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maybe he has nothing to say :shock:
now that would be a first :lol:

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Post by gus ceasar is a legend »

I have been busy!

Agony Aunt is just one of my many roles I perform to provide care in the community!

I talk to you lot for fucks sake don't I?

8)

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any chance of a vow of silence

:wink:

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RaM
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Post by RaM »

Gus I think you should hire a few good looking nurses to keep your patients occupied while they await your wisdom in the foyer of your fine medical establishment.

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NBM
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Post by NBM »

Dear Gus,

Why wont the lambs stop screaming?

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stearmaster
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Post by stearmaster »

Dear Gus,

My phone is well and truely f***ed, and i am uninsured, it seems to have a life of its own and dont do anything i want it too, how can i re-solve this problem on the cheap as i am uninsured?

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Post by gus ceasar is a legend »

Would you like to buy a phone of me stary?

What network are you on?

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Post by tomkingsbury »

Dear Gus,

Im a straight man, but everytime i see a picture of ****, i get a strange twitching in pants, followed by an ejection of salty fluids - is this wrong??

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Post by NBM »

tomkingsbury wrote:Dear Gus,

Im a straight man, but everytime i see a picture of ****, i get a strange twitching in pants, followed by an ejection of salty fluids - is this wrong??
I dont think you need Gus to answer this one Tom!

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Also bumped for augie.

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Post by Allgunsblazin »

Dear Gus

Your patients are waiting for your diagnosis and your waiting list reflects the NHS's!....

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:rubchin:

What ever happened to Hlebby?

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Post by DB10GOONER »

OneBardGooner wrote:
Fri Feb 23, 2018 10:37 pm
:rubchin:

What ever happened to Hlebby?
No one knows mate. Tried contacting him but no reply. I just hope he's ok tbh.

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