Oh shit - Number 5 is lurking....

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Number 5 wrote:
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Number 5 wrote:Sounds good. Apart from the Oirish music part. :lol:

He always had a habit of talking with his mouthful did Frank, bet he's loving it. :lol:
:lol: :lol:

Fuck yeah. I believe his most common statement is "pleesh shir >gulp< can I hab >gag< more ?" :D
:lol:

Always thought there was something more glory-hole than ass-hole about him deep (throat) down.

Boom.

Puns to go with my return. Where is IHH? :lol:
Rehab. Most likely. :D :wink:
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Number 5 wrote:Phins are bad but the Colts are fucking awful.

Grigson and Pagano couldn't even find a contender for widest minge in the world using your old black book of English women that you dicked in between tarmacing all our drives in the 80's :lol:
Wow. That's a hell of a lot of Ingerlish women. All of them, in fact. :lol: 8)

Oh, and widest minge? Mandy from Cleethorpes. Like a fucking wind tunnel in there, it was.... :shock: :worried:



Maybe, or maybe she was used to a proper man sized cock in there instead of your midget sized cock ? :rubchin:
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Even a jumbo jet looks small if you land it in the Grand Canyon. :shock:

Mandy from Cleethorpes eh, I always thought the D in DS stood for like Donna or something :lol:
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Finally, an Online Gooner Legends thread.

Where's Hagbard? If I say his name three times in the mirror will he appear on the forum? :rubchin:
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If that cat turns up, I'm off. Never logging back in again :lol:

What about Franksav? Is he in Pentonville after a failed plot to assassinate Wenger?

And IU4GN? Did he ever write that book of homoerotic haikus?

G88ner? Did he ever quit higher education and get a job, go through puberty and grow some facial hair?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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G88ner bought a sewing machine mate. :shock: :D

Welcome back by the way.

Now fuck off :lol: 8)
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Number 5 wrote:If that cat turns up, I'm off. Never logging back in again :lol:

What about Franksav? Is he in Pentonville after a failed plot to assassinate Wenger?

And IU4GN? Did he ever write that book of homoerotic haikus?

G88ner? Did he ever quit higher education and get a job, go through puberty and grow some facial hair?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! He's working undercover and the plot is definitely thickening...a bit like his waistband :lol:
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arseofacrow wrote:G88ner bought a sewing machine mate. :shock: :D

Welcome back by the way.

Now fuck off :lol: 8)
Aaaaaah, there is that feeling of passive aggressive isolation I've been missing all these years :suicide:
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Clique vanity thread alert!
Get a room ffs.
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armchair wrote:Clique vanity thread alert!
Get a room ffs.
Aaaahahahahahaha, there is still a clique :lol:
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Number 5 wrote:
armchair wrote:Clique vanity thread alert!
Get a room ffs.
Aaaahahahahahaha, there is still a clique :lol:
Yes.
Yes there most definitely is......
:gayflag:
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A-ha, so that's why Frankbutcher has been chugging on so much Oirish cock.

They finally let him in and the initiation is still in its infancy. :lol:
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Number 5 wrote:If that cat turns up, I'm off. Never logging back in again :lol:

What about Franksav? Is he in Pentonville after a failed plot to assassinate Wenger?

And IU4GN? Did he ever write that book of homoerotic haikus?

G88ner? Did he ever quit higher education and get a job, go through puberty and grow some facial hair?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Fwank is now a street fighting man, taking on the authority and listening to Johnny Cash songs. 8)

IU4GN was last seen getting bundled into the back of a van at a popular dogging location.

And g88ner FINALLY finished his PhD. :shock: Puberty is still a ways off though. :(
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armchair wrote:
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armchair wrote:Clique vanity thread alert!
Get a room ffs.
Aaaahahahahahaha, there is still a clique :lol:
Yes.
Yes there most definitely is......
:gayflag:
If you'd swallowed instead of spitting, you'd be in the clique now. :roll:
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augie wrote:
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Number 5 wrote:Phins are bad but the Colts are fucking awful.

Grigson and Pagano couldn't even find a contender for widest minge in the world using your old black book of English women that you dicked in between tarmacing all our drives in the 80's :lol:
Wow. That's a hell of a lot of Ingerlish women. All of them, in fact. :lol: 8)

Oh, and widest minge? Mandy from Cleethorpes. Like a fucking wind tunnel in there, it was.... :shock: :worried:



Maybe, or maybe she was used to a proper man sized cock in there instead of your midget sized cock ? :rubchin:
:lol:

There is a reason that cock is called "the baldy lad" in Dublin. That reason is augie. 8)

:lol: :wink:
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