SUNDERLAND AWAY

[REB]

up next, 11 changes from the reading game no doubt. giroud back in the squad .

[officepest]

Ray Parker Jr. You feel me?

If you haven’t won a game…all season long… who you gonna call?

The Arsenal.

[falkirk goon]

Pair of shite sides,game will probably be shite.

[DB10GOONER]

Our overpaid cocky mercenaries will turn up expecting a walk in the park and scrape a 1-1 draw or a 1-0 loss.

Or we might win 0-5. Who fucking knows anymore!!

[GranadaJoe]

Sunderland are terrible, but I hope playing at home will stop them from completely parking the bus, so a 2 goal win for us should be on the cards.

[gp543]

1-3. Defoe to obviously score for them.

[mcdowell42]

Have maintained the belief that if you are a team who are struggling and badly need points ,then the team you want to play are Arsenal,we are like a pension team for struggling sides,so I'm predicting a draw

[xisstential]

The Sunderland pick me up speech.... I know we're struggling guys, I know we're not scoring goals, I know things are looking pretty grim, but Hey Ho,guess who's coming round on the weekend.....

[safcftm]

Hello and welcome to this week's edition of "meet the opposition"

Pickford - decent young keeper, so we'll probably sell him for £2m in January

Van aanholt - okay going forward, shit defensively

Manquillo - decided we didn't want another attacking full back like van aanholt so we got him who is shit going forwards, and shit defensively

Kone - was okay before deciding he couldn't be arsed to be here so he's in a huff because we didn't let him fuck off

Djillibodgi/ djillibodgy/ djili... Oh fuck it - bought him for £8m because if you play twenty minutes for Chelsea you must be good. You must. Mustnt you? No actually, he's shit

O'Shea - yes, he's still alive. He's about 52 now and, even though we've been trying to replace him for about twenty of those years, he's still our best defender. Can't run anymore like so just grabs a hold of people constantly

Khazri - decent but loves his bait, came back about ten stone overweight

Rodwell - 32 league starts, no wins. Must be due one, mustnt he? Well no, actually, he's shit

Watmore - young, pacey but doesn't know how to look up, or cross, or shoot

Gooch - young and a bit shit, might eventually not be shit, but for now he's shit

Januzaj - seems amazed that he ended up here and wants to get away as soon as he can, we'd like that too, he's shit

Defoe - yay, we've got a good player, alas he needs chances to score and we don't give him many, cos we're shit

Anichebe - old, and considering he was shit in his prime that's a problem, he's even more shit now. Might run about and jump into people and give you some free kicks but that's about it. Can't copy and paste properly either, arsehole

Pienaar - might have been good fifty years ago, he's old now, and shit

Ndong - runs around a lot and seems to put the effort in. In our side that makes him one of our best players. He can't defend like, or create, but you know, we can't be greedy

Billy Jones - what is the fucking point in Billy Jones? Might as well not bother with a sub, he's shit

McNair - meant to be a decent prospect, so far he's looked shit

There we have it, from this selection we will try to fashion 11 who can play against arsenal. Be afraid, be not very afraid

[falkirk goon]

Hello and welcome to this week's edition of "meet the opposition"

Pickford - decent young keeper, so we'll probably sell him for £2m in January

Van aanholt - okay going forward, shit defensively

Manquillo - decided we didn't want another attacking full back like van aanholt so we got him who is shit going forwards, and shit defensively

Kone - was okay before deciding he couldn't be arsed to be here so he's in a huff because we didn't let him fuck off

Djillibodgi/ djillibodgy/ djili... Oh fuck it - bought him for £8m because if you play twenty minutes for Chelsea you must be good. You must. Mustnt you? No actually, he's shit

O'Shea - yes, he's still alive. He's about 52 now and, even though we've been trying to replace him for about twenty of those years, he's still our best defender. Can't run anymore like so just grabs a hold of people constantly

Khazri - decent but loves his bait, came back about ten stone overweight

Rodwell - 32 league starts, no wins. Must be due one, mustnt he? Well no, actually, he's shit

Watmore - young, pacey but doesn't know how to look up, or cross, or shoot

Gooch - young and a bit shit, might eventually not be shit, but for now he's shit

Januzaj - seems amazed that he ended up here and wants to get away as soon as he can, we'd like that too, he's shit

Defoe - yay, we've got a good player, alas he needs chances to score and we don't give him many, cos we're shit

Anichebe - old, and considering he was shit in his prime that's a problem, he's even more shit now. Might run about and jump into people and give you some free kicks but that's about it. Can't copy and paste properly either, arsehole

Pienaar - might have been good fifty years ago, he's old now, and shit

Ndong - runs around a lot and seems to put the effort in. In our side that makes him one of our best players. He can't defend like, or create, but you know, we can't be greedy

Billy Jones - what is the fucking point in Billy Jones? Might as well not bother with a sub, he's shit

McNair - meant to be a decent prospect, so far he's looked shit

There we have it, from this selection we will try to fashion 11 who can play against arsenal. Be afraid, be not very afraid

Quality post safcftm had me pissin myself we're also shite as mentioned so should be shite match.

[robbo10]

Hello and welcome to this week's edition of "meet the opposition"

Pickford - decent young keeper, so we'll probably sell him for £2m in January

Van aanholt - okay going forward, shit defensively

Manquillo - decided we didn't want another attacking full back like van aanholt so we got him who is shit going forwards, and shit defensively

Kone - was okay before deciding he couldn't be arsed to be here so he's in a huff because we didn't let him fuck off

Djillibodgi/ djillibodgy/ djili... Oh fuck it - bought him for £8m because if you play twenty minutes for Chelsea you must be good. You must. Mustnt you? No actually, he's shit

O'Shea - yes, he's still alive. He's about 52 now and, even though we've been trying to replace him for about twenty of those years, he's still our best defender. Can't run anymore like so just grabs a hold of people constantly

Khazri - decent but loves his bait, came back about ten stone overweight

Rodwell - 32 league starts, no wins. Must be due one, mustnt he? Well no, actually, he's shit

Watmore - young, pacey but doesn't know how to look up, or cross, or shoot

Gooch - young and a bit shit, might eventually not be shit, but for now he's shit

Januzaj - seems amazed that he ended up here and wants to get away as soon as he can, we'd like that too, he's shit

Defoe - yay, we've got a good player, alas he needs chances to score and we don't give him many, cos we're shit

Anichebe - old, and considering he was shit in his prime that's a problem, he's even more shit now. Might run about and jump into people and give you some free kicks but that's about it. Can't copy and paste properly either, arsehole

Pienaar - might have been good fifty years ago, he's old now, and shit

Ndong - runs around a lot and seems to put the effort in. In our side that makes him one of our best players. He can't defend like, or create, but you know, we can't be greedy

Billy Jones - what is the fucking point in Billy Jones? Might as well not bother with a sub, he's shit

McNair - meant to be a decent prospect, so far he's looked shit

There we have it, from this selection we will try to fashion 11 who can play against arsenal. Be afraid, be not very afraid

You could probably change the Sunderland player's names for the Arsenal player's names but keep the same description's....

[Henry Norris 1913]

the worst team in the league, yet to win....

fucking hell lets see how Arsenal will strive to fuck this one up

[Blood_Gooner]

Our overpaid cocky mercenaries will turn up expecting a walk in the park and scrape a 1-1 draw or a 1-0 loss.

Or we might win 0-5. Who fucking knows anymore!!

Bit harsh on Sunderland there, mate.

[GoonerMuzz]

Hello and welcome to this week's edition of "meet the opposition"

Pickford - decent young keeper, so we'll probably sell him for £2m in January

Van aanholt - okay going forward, shit defensively

Manquillo - decided we didn't want another attacking full back like van aanholt so we got him who is shit going forwards, and shit defensively

Kone - was okay before deciding he couldn't be arsed to be here so he's in a huff because we didn't let him fuck off

Djillibodgi/ djillibodgy/ djili... Oh fuck it - bought him for £8m because if you play twenty minutes for Chelsea you must be good. You must. Mustnt you? No actually, he's shit

O'Shea - yes, he's still alive. He's about 52 now and, even though we've been trying to replace him for about twenty of those years, he's still our best defender. Can't run anymore like so just grabs a hold of people constantly

Khazri - decent but loves his bait, came back about ten stone overweight

Rodwell - 32 league starts, no wins. Must be due one, mustnt he? Well no, actually, he's shit

Watmore - young, pacey but doesn't know how to look up, or cross, or shoot

Gooch - young and a bit shit, might eventually not be shit, but for now he's shit

Januzaj - seems amazed that he ended up here and wants to get away as soon as he can, we'd like that too, he's shit

Defoe - yay, we've got a good player, alas he needs chances to score and we don't give him many, cos we're shit

Anichebe - old, and considering he was shit in his prime that's a problem, he's even more shit now. Might run about and jump into people and give you some free kicks but that's about it. Can't copy and paste properly either, arsehole

Pienaar - might have been good fifty years ago, he's old now, and shit

Ndong - runs around a lot and seems to put the effort in. In our side that makes him one of our best players. He can't defend like, or create, but you know, we can't be greedy

Billy Jones - what is the fucking point in Billy Jones? Might as well not bother with a sub, he's shit

McNair - meant to be a decent prospect, so far he's looked shit

There we have it, from this selection we will try to fashion 11 who can play against arsenal. Be afraid, be not very afraid

Great post SAFC but you didn't mention the manager

Could go either, i mean 'any' way

[DB10GOONER]

Hello and welcome to this week's edition of "meet the opposition"

Pickford - decent young keeper, so we'll probably sell him for £2m in January

Van aanholt - okay going forward, shit defensively

Manquillo - decided we didn't want another attacking full back like van aanholt so we got him who is shit going forwards, and shit defensively

Kone - was okay before deciding he couldn't be arsed to be here so he's in a huff because we didn't let him fuck off

Djillibodgi/ djillibodgy/ djili... Oh fuck it - bought him for £8m because if you play twenty minutes for Chelsea you must be good. You must. Mustnt you? No actually, he's shit

O'Shea - yes, he's still alive. He's about 52 now and, even though we've been trying to replace him for about twenty of those years, he's still our best defender. Can't run anymore like so just grabs a hold of people constantly

Khazri - decent but loves his bait, came back about ten stone overweight

Rodwell - 32 league starts, no wins. Must be due one, mustnt he? Well no, actually, he's shit

Watmore - young, pacey but doesn't know how to look up, or cross, or shoot

Gooch - young and a bit shit, might eventually not be shit, but for now he's shit

Januzaj - seems amazed that he ended up here and wants to get away as soon as he can, we'd like that too, he's shit

Defoe - yay, we've got a good player, alas he needs chances to score and we don't give him many, cos we're shit

Anichebe - old, and considering he was shit in his prime that's a problem, he's even more shit now. Might run about and jump into people and give you some free kicks but that's about it. Can't copy and paste properly either, arsehole

Pienaar - might have been good fifty years ago, he's old now, and shit

Ndong - runs around a lot and seems to put the effort in. In our side that makes him one of our best players. He can't defend like, or create, but you know, we can't be greedy

Billy Jones - what is the fucking point in Billy Jones? Might as well not bother with a sub, he's shit

McNair - meant to be a decent prospect, so far he's looked shit

There we have it, from this selection we will try to fashion 11 who can play against arsenal. Be afraid, be not very afraid

Mate, you missed your calling - you should be writing for a living. Absolute comedy gold. PMSL here,

Not to worry though, we are exactly who you want to play when you are struggling.