The Allgunsblazin Funny Quotes Thread
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The Allgunsblazin Funny Quotes Thread
As it says on the tin, post your funny quotes here. They can be from any field; football, footballers, managers, movies, actors, musicians, etc.
Let's leave the Wenger stuff out though. This thread is to try cheer us all up.
Let's leave the Wenger stuff out though. This thread is to try cheer us all up.
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If it has got four legs and it is not a chair,
if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane,
and if it swims and it is not a submarine,
the Cantonese will eat it.”
― Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane,
and if it swims and it is not a submarine,
the Cantonese will eat it.”
― Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
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The classic from Mariah Carey,
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd like to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff"
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd like to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff"
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Yesterday on SSN,
Anthony Joshuas reply to Tyson Furys tweet that,"Joshua is not fit to tie my boots."
Joshua replied,"HE isn't fit enough to tie his boots."
Anthony Joshuas reply to Tyson Furys tweet that,"Joshua is not fit to tie my boots."
Joshua replied,"HE isn't fit enough to tie his boots."
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From Allgunsblazin;
Allgunsblazin wrote: ↑Wed Jun 14, 2017 10:00 pmAhh Bobby Robson, loved him, here are a few giggles on this depressing thread....
Reporter to Newcastle's Shola Ameobi: 'Do you have a nickname?'
Ameobi: 'No, not really'
Reporter: 'What do your team mates call you?'
Ameobi: 'Just Shola'
Reporter: 'So what does Bobby Robson call you?'
Ameobi: 'Carl Cort.'
"In Mexico '86 a few of the players had been to see Beverley Hills Cop. As they're walking into the hotel a few of them are singing "The Heat is on", Robson turns round serious as you like and says "get them to turn it off then, its baking in here!"
"He turns to Bryan Robson at the airport and says, "Where's Reidy?" (Peter Reid).
Bryan Robson "You didn't pick him boss."
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GranadaJoe wrote: ↑Thu Jun 15, 2017 8:08 amThe classic from Mariah Carey,
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd like to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff"
I remember it well - one of the all time greatest quotes from a vapid empty bitch.
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An old one........Rodney Marsh a highly skilled player, though not known for his work rate, playing in what turned out to be his last England cap was in a pre match team talk with manager Alf Ramsey.
Ramsey remarked that every player needed to work harder and he singled out Rodney stating that if he did not up his work rate he would pull him off at half time. Rodney replied " Christ, at Man City all we get is a cup of tea and an orange"
Ramsey remarked that every player needed to work harder and he singled out Rodney stating that if he did not up his work rate he would pull him off at half time. Rodney replied " Christ, at Man City all we get is a cup of tea and an orange"
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Being interviewed in 1960 on the day Elvis Presley was released from the army,
"Elvis what is your idea of the ideal girl? "
"Female!"
"Elvis what is your idea of the ideal girl? "
"Female!"
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"I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel." - STUART PEARCE
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"Once or twice Morocco have got forward and nine times out of ten they nearly scored" Jimmy Hill.. 1986 World Cup
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If that had gone in it would have been a goal Q!
The scores 1-0 to Ipswich and if it stays that way you can see them winning this game .
The late great David Coleman
The scores 1-0 to Ipswich and if it stays that way you can see them winning this game .
The late great David Coleman
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"My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about seven."
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- The Sage David Beckham.
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"When you are 4-0 up you should never lose 7-1."
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When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
Prince Philip...
Prince Philip...
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The gobshite could have an entire thread dedicated to his racist ass!Allgunsblazin wrote: ↑Thu Jun 15, 2017 10:37 amWhen a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
Prince Philip...
Two of my "favourites" from literally dozens;
"How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?" (to a driving instructor in Scotland).
"It looks as if it was put in by an Indian." (pointing at an old-fashioned fusebox in a factory).