BGV To take over as Academy Manager
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Cech to BGV:
"Look Mert I'm sorry but you're gonna have to "Man Up" I've told you time and time again you are NOT borrowing my protective hat when they are taking free kicks okay! Now let the fuckk go of it"
"Look Mert I'm sorry but you're gonna have to "Man Up" I've told you time and time again you are NOT borrowing my protective hat when they are taking free kicks okay! Now let the fuckk go of it"
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WTF? The BGV is French??!!!OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Wed Jul 12, 2017 2:04 pmEXCELLENT Piccies there lads! Quality...Naay. Super, Super Top Qualiteee!
Can I carry zis on za petch boss so if za ball comes my way I can hide behind eet.
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YUP! He sure is...he'll do anything to get a contract extension / new job - Even have a Dialect Transplant.
Either that or you cannot read German.
Either that or you cannot read German.
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Welcome my son
Welcome to the machine
Where have you been
It's all right we know where you've been
Provided with Toys and scouting for Boys
Welcome to the machine
Where have you been
It's all right we know where you've been
Provided with Toys and scouting for Boys
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Scandalous decision. Even worse than offering him another playing deal earlier this year.
By the way, who the fuck will be running our fucking useless pubber academy for the next year?
By the way, who the fuck will be running our fucking useless pubber academy for the next year?
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Our academy is top of the range in facilities ,staff and the rest .
Unfortunately the training model is the same ,endless keep ball 3/4/5 a sides and fitness coaching.
Thus we struggle to raise them to become the first stalwarts especially defenders !
Unfortunately the training model is the same ,endless keep ball 3/4/5 a sides and fitness coaching.
Thus we struggle to raise them to become the first stalwarts especially defenders !
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All that shit is lovely, but as you and I both know Herdy old buddy, Don Howe with a football on a donkey pitch will produce ten times the player the BGV will produce will all the facilities and technology in the world!
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er thats what i was saying too !DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Fri Jul 14, 2017 11:01 amAll that shit is lovely, but as you and I both know Herdy old buddy, Don Howe with a football on a donkey pitch will produce ten times the player the BGV will produce will all the facilities and technology in the world!
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I know. I was backing up your post.Herd wrote: ↑Fri Jul 14, 2017 12:12 pmer thats what i was saying too !DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Fri Jul 14, 2017 11:01 amAll that shit is lovely, but as you and I both know Herdy old buddy, Don Howe with a football on a donkey pitch will produce ten times the player the BGV will produce will all the facilities and technology in the world!
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I'd take Inanimate Carbon Rod over The Old Fraud who 'manages' our first team, but micromanages the rest of the clubDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Fri Jul 14, 2017 9:00 amI'm reliably informed it will be Daffy Duck. Or an Inanimate Carbon Rod.
Summer 2021: Inanimate Carbon Rod wins third Champions League in a row with Arsenal. Statue to be built; previous manager's bust to be melted down and sold to China. Stan Kroenke's remains discovered in pillar on the M25
Exactly. As they say, 'All the gear, but no idea'. We haven't got close to that 80s era of Arsenal youngsters making the first team
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I Concur.
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Is there any limit to the level of pussyfication of this fucking flange ? He got a few stitches ffs and he is deemed "injured".
My mate Jamesie once caught an elbow in the eye that split his eyelid wide the fuck open during a game. He could pull his upper eyelid down and you could see his eyeball through the split in the eyelid. He wanted our coach to patch him up with a blob of vaseline to stop the bleeding, even as the coach and the ref and linesmen and most of the players were telling him he needed to get to a hospital.
My mate Jamesie once caught an elbow in the eye that split his eyelid wide the fuck open during a game. He could pull his upper eyelid down and you could see his eyeball through the split in the eyelid. He wanted our coach to patch him up with a blob of vaseline to stop the bleeding, even as the coach and the ref and linesmen and most of the players were telling him he needed to get to a hospital.
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"aye, tis only a flesh wound"DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2017 10:42 amIs there any limit to the level of pussyfication of this fucking flange ? He got a few stitches ffs and he is deemed "injured".
My mate Jamesie once caught an elbow in the eye that split his eyelid wide the fuck open during a game. He could pull his upper eyelid down and you could see his eyeball through the split in the eyelid. He wanted our coach to patch him up with a blob of vaseline to stop the bleeding, even as the coach and the ref and linesmen and most of the players were telling him he needed to get to a hospital.
"but you have no arm!"
"come back and fight me, coward"
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greengooner wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2017 11:43 am"aye, tis only a flesh wound"DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2017 10:42 amIs there any limit to the level of pussyfication of this fucking flange ? He got a few stitches ffs and he is deemed "injured".
My mate Jamesie once caught an elbow in the eye that split his eyelid wide the fuck open during a game. He could pull his upper eyelid down and you could see his eyeball through the split in the eyelid. He wanted our coach to patch him up with a blob of vaseline to stop the bleeding, even as the coach and the ref and linesmen and most of the players were telling him he needed to get to a hospital.
"but you have no arm!"
"come back and fight me, coward"