The January "He Looks Quite Good" Transfer Thread

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Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

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I'm glad we are not getting Lemar,hasnt had a hit for ages and besides he's from Tottenham !

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rodders999 wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 1:36 pm
Just look at the shape of her burger :shock:

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Man, I could bench press the living bejesus outa that burger. BEEFCAKE! :box: 8)



Actually, kinda looks like she is "dressed for winter" there if you ask me, rodders. Deffo bush burger pushing at her kacks.... :rubchin:

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There's only one Arsene Wenger :barscarf:


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DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 1:01 pm
No. Simply, no.

We would be better off playing with 10 men rather than let Jonny Fucking Evans near the pitch.
I thought we were playing with 10 men, Ozil been missing for three matches this season :wink:

:box: :box: :box:

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rodders999 wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 1:59 pm
There's only one Arsene Wenger :barscarf:


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now write out "the manager is a c**t" 100 times

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oaodan wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 1:00 pm
This is the tragedy of it all, Evans is probably better than what we have. Mid table players with a good work ethic could actually improve things. Thats the state we are in,Everton and a few more are in much better shape.
Johnny Evans wont join us if City are in for him as well.
That's where we are at. We can't even get Johnny Evans.
Who wants to play for Arsenal these days. :cry: .

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somebody just told me that Southampton want cash + Wally for van Dyke!, a dream deal right there, I cant find any proof or link to this so its probably bulls**t but you never know.

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rodders999 wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 1:59 pm
There's only one Arsene Wenger :barscarf:


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Posting a lot of photos of furburgers today huh rodders....? :rubchin:

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greengooner wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 2:02 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 1:01 pm
No. Simply, no.

We would be better off playing with 10 men rather than let Jonny Fucking Evans near the pitch.
I thought we were playing with 10 men, Ozil been missing for three matches this season :wink:

:box: :box: :box:
:shock:

I thought he ran that Leicester game. :lol: :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 2:13 pm
rodders999 wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 1:59 pm
There's only one Arsene Wenger :barscarf:


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Posting a lot of photos of furburgers today huh rodders....? :rubchin:
:lol:

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rodders999 wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 1:59 pm
There's only one Arsene Wenger :barscarf:


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This should be a split screen, "where are they now" story, with Bale & Lallana standing together.

Those 5 are looking at the ££££ amounts on the contract and asking...... is this for all of us. Wenger... No my boy, that's each.... every single week, for ever and.......

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Herd wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 1:53 pm
I'm glad we are not getting Lemar,hasnt had a hit for ages and besides he's from Tottenham !
Could have linked up with Gabriel for a duet

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rodders999 wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 1:59 pm
There's only one Arsene Wenger :barscarf:


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So much for the vaunted British Core, eh? :roll: :(

Jenkinson - Loaned out to West Ham and now Birmingham, and will run down his contract here.
Ramsey - Scores goals in FA Cup finals, but 'Messi Lite' is otherwise wasteful and frustrating.
Wilshere - Largely flopped when on loan to Bournemouth. A chav and an injury-prone liability.
Gibbs - Won't take a paycut to go to Watford and would rather take his wages sitting in the stands.
Chamberlain - Sensibly transferring to the champions after being fucked about for six years.

I think we can say that this turned out a fucking failure, just like Project Youth :censored:

I'd still shag Our Nat though :barscarf:
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DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 1:57 pm
rodders999 wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 1:36 pm
Just look at the shape of her burger :shock:

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Man, I could bench press the living bejesus outa that burger. BEEFCAKE! :box: 8)



Actually, kinda looks like she is "dressed for winter" there if you ask me, rodders. Deffo bush burger pushing at her kacks.... :rubchin:
I prefer the one who does the boxing tbh........

Her name escapes me? :rubchin: :rubchin:




Anna Woolhouse (courtesy of google)

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Whats the point of overpaying for a British core player like Evans when we aren't in the chumps league.?
What was the point of selling Gabriel when if schooled correctly could have done the Job. ?
Will aliens make contact once they know how to make money from us ?

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