I bet the beer pumps were running on empty in Club Level....NickF wrote: ↑Fri Sep 15, 2017 9:40 amBBC reporting of last night's fun:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41272419
Absolutely loved the comments at the end:
"Got to my usual seats in Club level with my 11-year-old son. Surrounded by Cologne fans. So unsafe we have been moved to the other side of the ground. Worst feeling at football in 40 years of watching home and away."
What, did those beastly German take all the prawn sandwiches??
Can't believe that someone who has watched football for 40 years never saw anything worse in the 70s and 80s.
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Re: FC Cologne (H) | Europa League | Thu 14 Sep 20:05
I'd say there are a few "working girls" down Shoreditch way that woke up this morning with their ladyparts stinking of Bratwurst!Allgunsblazin wrote: ↑Fri Sep 15, 2017 2:15 pmThat old bird looks as though she wants a bit of German Bratwurst!....DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Fri Sep 15, 2017 1:07 pmrodders999 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 15, 2017 12:32 pmCourtesy of Highbury Harold on twatter -
Cologne fans last night
Arsenal "fans"
Mother of FUCK
In fairness though that is Club Level.... so the cúnt with the food is probably a cricket fan "doing something different for the evening".
Re: FC Cologne (H) | Europa League | Thu 14 Sep 20:05
The sight of Wenger on the bench wincing and pulling faces when things go wrong is pathetic. Someone give him a fecking string to play with. The man should be in a care home, instead he's picking up £10m a year as a glorified accountant. I really don't wish him well at all.
Re: FC Cologne (H) | Europa League | Thu 14 Sep 20:05
I think last night showed all our glaring deficiencies in all their glory,we literally win by luck and not judgment,had cologne been able to finish their chances we'd have been stuffed,it all comes down to one thing and that is money,we have enough money to buy enough quality to see us over the line against the shit teams.yuo could see last night there were no tactics apart from score more than them!! wtf,it is like watching schoolboy football at times ,the level of mis- management is astonisghing
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Re: FC Cologne (H) | Europa League | Thu 14 Sep 20:05
That *word censored* with the pizza should have the red hot flare shoved up his arse.
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Re: FC Cologne (H) | Europa League | Thu 14 Sep 20:05
A Fuckin' MenGeneral wrote: ↑Fri Sep 15, 2017 3:01 pmThe sight of Wenger on the bench wincing and pulling faces when things go wrong is pathetic. Someone give him a fecking string to play with. The man should be in a care home, instead he's picking up £10m a year as a glorified accountant. I really don't wish him well at all.
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Re: FC Cologne (H) | Europa League | Thu 14 Sep 20:05
That is the Modern Man!Perryashburtongroves wrote: ↑Fri Sep 15, 2017 3:28 pmThat *word censored* with the pizza should have the red hot flare shoved up his arse.
Probably ad no time for lunch!
Football on the go...Now where's that PS4 console the caaants promised me, this game is gash....
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Re: FC Cologne (H) | Europa League | Thu 14 Sep 20:05
OLD BIRD she can put her fury slippers under my bed anytime she likesDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Fri Sep 15, 2017 2:23 pmI'd say there are a few "working girls" down Shoreditch way that woke up this morning with their ladyparts stinking of Bratwurst!Allgunsblazin wrote: ↑Fri Sep 15, 2017 2:15 pmThat old bird looks as though she wants a bit of German Bratwurst!....DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Fri Sep 15, 2017 1:07 pmrodders999 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 15, 2017 12:32 pmCourtesy of Highbury Harold on twatter -
Cologne fans last night
Arsenal "fans"
Mother of FUCK
In fairness though that is Club Level.... so the cúnt with the food is probably a cricket fan "doing something different for the evening".
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Re: FC Cologne (H) | Europa League | Thu 14 Sep 20:05
I bet he loves a bit of 'banter' with the 'lads' in the sales office about Pogba and Neymar 'pulling off' a 'worldie'.Allgunsblazin wrote: ↑Fri Sep 15, 2017 3:58 pmThat is the Modern Man!Perryashburtongroves wrote: ↑Fri Sep 15, 2017 3:28 pmThat *word censored* with the pizza should have the red hot flare shoved up his arse.
Probably ad no time for lunch!
Football on the go...Now where's that PS4 console the caaants promised me, this game is gash....
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Re: FC Cologne (H) | Europa League | Thu 14 Sep 20:05
He looked fucking absurd with those bright pink lapels, it actually highlighted his uselessness. As Sean said elsewhere, you wouldn't look twice if you saw a nice thick blanket draped over his legs.General wrote: ↑Fri Sep 15, 2017 3:01 pmThe sight of Wenger on the bench wincing and pulling faces when things go wrong is pathetic. Someone give him a fecking string to play with. The man should be in a care home, instead he's picking up £10m a year as a glorified accountant. I really don't wish him well at all.
He looked so fucking dazed last night I wouldn't have been surprised to see him get up at halftime & shake the Cologne managers hand, completely forgetting that the game started an hour late and it was only half time.
If the game had gone into extra time he would probably have dozed off. Mind you, how would we know if he fell asleep.
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Re: FC Cologne (H) | Europa League | Thu 14 Sep 20:05
If Arsenal FC thought that Cologne were a bit of a handful,wait until Red Star Belgrade tip up to out do their German counterparts.
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Re: FC Cologne (H) | Europa League | Thu 14 Sep 20:05
To be honest mate,he looks more like a sucker/swallower than a taker,but maybe he's both.Perryashburtongroves wrote: ↑Fri Sep 15, 2017 3:28 pmThat *word censored* with the pizza should have the red hot flare shoved up his arse.
Re: FC Cologne (H) | Europa League | Thu 14 Sep 20:05
Now I wasn't going to mention that mate......but don't worry, I'll send you a postcard from Russia when you're watching at homeDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Fri Sep 15, 2017 7:05 amSeriously, Steve.... everytime you drag this one up, no one bites... time to just put your little UKIP t-shirt back in the closet until the next Interlull... you are starting to embarrass yourself, mate...SteveO 35 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 14, 2017 9:56 pmI know he isn't the most popular player round these parts (particularly with our Oirish fans) but give me Wilshere over Ramsey, Xhaka, Elneny, Coquelin, Maitland-Niles or any of the other useless, paceless cocks we play in that position. More heart, pace, invention and quality of passing in 20 mins than those 5 cocks will manage between them all season
Anyballs, good to see Jack back for the first of his usual 5 or 6 games before injury rules him out for anther 9 - 18 months...
More importantly, wow what a night of European Glory! This is why we left Highbury kids!!
Yep, to rub shoulders with a crowd of fucking idiotic small club Superfans and get outnumbered and outsung by them in a soulless shithole of a stadium in the European equivalent of the fucking league cup.
Yaaaaaayyyy!!
ING-ER-LUND ING-ER-LUND ING-ER- LUND
My bestie Nige says hi as well
Re: FC Cologne (H) | Europa League | Thu 14 Sep 20:05
With the amount of empty seats these days it won't be long before the full hamper, blanket and fold away chairs come out at the Bowlrodders999 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 15, 2017 12:32 pmCourtesy of Highbury Harold on twatter -
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Arsenal "fans"
Mother of FUCK
Picture just about sums it up doesn't it. How football has changed for the better eh?