As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
Would love to see us offload Giroud, Walcott and Coquelin (and a few others that I know won't happen) and bring in a beast of a defender (Koulibaly would be my choice) , a proper DM and some proper cover at wing-back. A GK would be nice if there was any change.
All the while Wenger remains in charge none if the above will happen.
He'll probably try to sign Jonny Evans again; have a look at Xhaka in training and think "That's my boy!!" ; offer Walcott a new conttact; offer Cech a new contract and a Freedom Pass; spend all summer haggling over a few quid re: Dembele or some other prodigy.
Oh and you can guarantee at least one WTF transfer like Sanogo or Cohen Bramall.
Would love to see us offload Giroud, Walcott and Coquelin (and a few others that I know won't happen) and bring in a beast of a defender (Koulibaly would be my choice) , a proper DM and some proper cover at wing-back. A GK would be nice if there was any change.
All the while Wenger remains in charge none if the above will happen.
He'll probably try to sign Jonny Evans again; have a look at Xhaka in training and think "That's my boy!!" ; offer Walcott a new conttact; offer Cech a new contract and a Freedom Pass; spend all summer haggling over a few quid re: Dembele or some other prodigy.
Oh and you can guarantee at least one WTF transfer like Sanogo or Cohen Bramall.
Wenger World. It's a Parallel Universe
Looook....
Tbh the day I see Evans pull on an Arsenal jersey (and we all know that day is coming ) I will be quite satisfied that not only has football disappeared up its own arse and eaten itself, but it has actually crawled right up deep into its own sphincter and gnawed its way into its own stomach and then vomited itself out through its own fucking eyeballs.
Much like that awkward moment in a porno when two blokes are DP'ing one bird and one of their cocks brushes off the other one's cock, I'm just gonna drop this in here...
Much like that awkward moment in a porno when two blokes are DP'ing one bird and one of their cocks brushes off the other one's cock, I'm just gonna drop this in here...
Much like that awkward moment in a porno when two blokes are DP'ing one bird and one of their cocks brushes off the other one's cock, I'm just gonna drop this in here...
I think N’Zonzi will fit in superbly with our nearly-signed Virtual Squad.
WTF ?? Steven N'Zonzi ??
Would that be the same Steven N'Zonzi that was distinctly average at both Blackburn and Stoke ?? With a £35 million release clause ?? Why are we even being linked with such an average player ??
Oh yeah - I forgot. Because we are being run single handedly by a lunatic . . . . . . .
Would love to see us offload Giroud, Walcott and Coquelin (and a few others that I know won't happen) and bring in a beast of a defender (Koulibaly would be my choice) , a proper DM and some proper cover at wing-back. A GK would be nice if there was any change.
All the while Wenger remains in charge none if the above will happen.
He'll probably try to sign Jonny Evans again; have a look at Xhaka in training and think "That's my boy!!" ; offer Walcott a new conttact; offer Cech a new contract and a Freedom Pass; spend all summer haggling over a few quid re: Dembele or some other prodigy.
Oh and you can guarantee at least one WTF transfer like Sanogo or Cohen Bramall.
Wenger World. It's a Parallel Universe where the handbrake is never on and no players ever get a leetul bit leggy
Would that be the same Steven N'Zonzi that was distinctly average at both Blackburn and Stoke ?? With a £35 million release clause ?? Why are we even being linked with such an average player ??
Oh yeah - I forgot. Because we are being run single handedly by a lunatic . . . . . . .
Indeed and he's 29 next week, smells like either agent bs or a panic buy if there is any truth to it.
I think N’Zonzi will fit in superbly with our nearly-signed Virtual Squad.
WTF ?? Steven N'Zonzi ??
Would that be the same Steven N'Zonzi that was distinctly average at both Blackburn and Stoke ?? With a £35 million release clause ?? Why are we even being linked with such an average player ??
Oh yeah - I forgot. Because we are being run single handedly by a lunatic . . . . . . .
In my best Dublinese - Dis, dat, dem and dose.
You can bet your last dime, if he has one half decent season Wenger will talk about how he nearly signed him, but didn't want to "kill" Xhaka.