LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
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The wife is the only one I've ever been with.
The rest were all 7's or higher.
The rest were all 7's or higher.
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Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway and that even if she didn't, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
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It's only my second day in prison, and I've already been brutally bummed in the showers three times.
I'm starting to think maybe I'm not cut out to be a guard.
I'm starting to think maybe I'm not cut out to be a guard.
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As the doctor went through my notes, he said, "The surgery has risks. You will almost certainly regain the sight in your eyes but there is a chance it will affect your ability to maintain an erection." I said, "How come?"
He said, "Well ... your wife is very ugly."
He said, "Well ... your wife is very ugly."
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Durex have made a new condom with anaesthetic on the inside so you can last longer. I like to wear it inside out so I don't have to wake anyone up.
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I know its a day early but that's all for now, hope at least 3 people see it lol
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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
I don’t get that last one ?LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:59 pmI know its a day early but that's all for now, hope at least 3 people see it lol
Good stuff Lefty
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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2017 7:29 pmIt's only my second day in prison, and I've already been brutally bummed in the showers three times.
I'm starting to think maybe I'm not cut out to be a guard.
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Top work, Lefty.LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:59 pmI know its a day early but that's all for now, hope at least 3 people see it lol
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make that Four!LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:59 pmI know its a day early but that's all for now, hope at least 3 people see it lol
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Seriously LFG I had to stop reading them - I was laughing so much my manager looked across the office to see why?
Top Work Indeed Mate!
Top Work Indeed Mate!
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OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:23 amSeriously LFG I had to stop reading them - I was laughing so much my manager looked across the office to see why?
Top Work Indeed Mate!
Worth the work then
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Cheers dudeDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:08 amTop work, Lefty.LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:59 pmI know its a day early but that's all for now, hope at least 3 people see it lol
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Cheers StuStuartL wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:38 pmI don’t get that last one ?LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:59 pmI know its a day early but that's all for now, hope at least 3 people see it lol
Good stuff Lefty