LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
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Top TOP work again LFG
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Thanks Barrycorkbarry wrote: ↑Fri Dec 15, 2017 10:55 pmLeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:30 pmA woman laughed at these jokesGranadaJoe wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:00 pmTop work again. Always cheers me up. Even the wife laughed at some of them.
Witchcraft I tell yer, witchcraft
A lot of them are funny especially some of the oneliners.
And might I add I'm a huge ( ) fan of your work
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Joseph: "Jesus, I don't care who you think you are, go and tidy your room!"
Jesus: "You can't tell me what to do!"
"You're not my Dad."
"I'm my Dad."
Whether your pretend person has a long beard, wears a red suit and drives a sleigh or has a long beard, lives on a cloud and fathered himself, I hope he brings you what you want at Christmas.
HAVE A COOL YULE!!
Jesus: "You can't tell me what to do!"
"You're not my Dad."
"I'm my Dad."
Whether your pretend person has a long beard, wears a red suit and drives a sleigh or has a long beard, lives on a cloud and fathered himself, I hope he brings you what you want at Christmas.
HAVE A COOL YULE!!
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GranadaJoe wrote: ↑Fri Dec 22, 2017 8:30 amJoseph: "Jesus, I don't care who you think you are, go and tidy your room!"
Jesus: "You can't tell me what to do!"
"You're not my Dad."
"I'm my Dad."
Whether your pretend person has a long beard, wears a red suit and drives a sleigh or has a long beard, lives on a cloud and fathered himself, I hope he brings you what you want at Christmas.
HAVE A COOL YULE!!
Did he get 'Cross' about that?
Yes, A COOL YULE TO Y'ALL TOO!
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I don't care what your name is Fatty!!!!!
Get those fuckin reindeer off my roof!!!!!
Get those fuckin reindeer off my roof!!!!!
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GranadaJoe wrote: ↑Fri Dec 22, 2017 8:30 amJoseph: "Jesus, I don't care who you think you are, go and tidy your room!"
Jesus: "You can't tell me what to do!"
"You're not my Dad."
"I'm my Dad."
Whether your pretend person has a long beard, wears a red suit and drives a sleigh or has a long beard, lives on a cloud and fathered himself, I hope he brings you what you want at Christmas.
HAVE A COOL YULE!!
Have a good one too Joe
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One day my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead i bought a raffle ticket for a brand new car.
When i got home,i explained to my dad what i did and he beat the crap out of me.
But the next day,when my dad woke up and opened the door,outside my house was a brand new car.
We all cried especially me,because the car was from the electricity company,they were there to cut off the electricity, my dad beat the crap out of me again
When i got home,i explained to my dad what i did and he beat the crap out of me.
But the next day,when my dad woke up and opened the door,outside my house was a brand new car.
We all cried especially me,because the car was from the electricity company,they were there to cut off the electricity, my dad beat the crap out of me again
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To all you beautiful girls. Happy Valentine's day.
To all you fat birds, chin up!
It's pancake day next week!
To all you fat birds, chin up!
It's pancake day next week!
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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:50 pmTo all you beautiful girls. Happy Valentine's day.
To all you fat birds, chin up!
It's pancake day next week!
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DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:05 amLeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Mon Oct 09, 2017 1:27 pmI wonder what Cambridge University Netball Team abbreviate their name to?
Alan?
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SPUDMASHER wrote: ↑Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:33 amDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:05 amLeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Mon Oct 09, 2017 1:27 pmI wonder what Cambridge University Netball Team abbreviate their name to?
Alan?
Or Sheldon?
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Buzzingaaah!
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come on lefty, we could all do with a laugh mate!
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You're dyslexic aren't you!SPUDMASHER wrote: ↑Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:33 amDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:05 amLeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Mon Oct 09, 2017 1:27 pmI wonder what Cambridge University Netball Team abbreviate their name to?
Alan?
(think about it)