Brentford bulbeyes A Fri 13th Aug KO 8pm

[xgtdec]

So it looks like legohead hasnt been able to get his players up for it on the first day of the season, i'd expect that to continue.

The world and its dog knows we need a RB and a GK and nothings been done, 20 minutes and we concede via a combo of a shoddy RB and a GK who should be in the reserves.

Toothless up front so far, PEpe still with the deer in headlights look and clive been ...well clive.

Arteta is a sitting duck really, on tonights first half we could get out of August with no points.

[g88ner]

Well that was shit

[Perryashburtongroves]

As predicted, absolutely no creativity and a wide open midfield. Is this all part of the process?

Ah yes "the process". If football is a nice Camembert, we are processed cheese.

Low-fat Philidelphia. Bland, flavourless and totally boring.

[DB10GOONER]

Gonna chance going for one of my patented half time lucky poos.

Didn’t think I’d have to on the opening day of the season but needs must.

Second half comeback incoming.

Do it.

[SteveO 35]

Mari playing like a pubber, Xhaka reverting back to a paraplegic robocock, and Pepe playing like he won a make a wish competition to play for a PL team, but no, lets blame Martinelli and Balogun!

Exactly - why hammer the usual suspects when you can stick it all on a kid making his first PL start.

Old butter wrists leaving the near post wide open, the strangers at centre half doing their usual meet and greet before kick off as cock features still can't decide who to play there, Swiss Clive wading through treacle in his concrete boots......but that kid Balogun is all to blame

Honestly- some of our fans haven't got the brains they were born with

[Arsenal Till I Die]

Martinelli and Balogun out of their depth which is why Arteta has not played them.

Have a day off, Rob. Seriously.

Neither are getting service, to start with.

[DB10GOONER]

As predicted, absolutely no creativity and a wide open midfield. Is this all part of the process?

Ah yes "the process". If football is a nice Camembert, we are processed cheese.

Low-fat Philidelphia. Bland, flavourless and totally boring.

Easi singles. You have them in the UK? Wafer thin slices of rubber cheddar.

[John F]

What sums up Artetaball for me was when from our free kick in their half we passed the ball sideways and backwards and ended up in our penalty area where we gifted the ball to them.A team doesn't need to bother about their build up play as we do it for them.

[northbank123]

We have been dreadful. Not threatened their goal at all, utterly pedestrian with our lone striker isolated; no shape, wide open in midfield and ropey at the back. Making a poor side look quality. Lucky to only be 1-0 down.

Genuine question - is anybody surprised?

[OneBardGooner]

L4eno does not have a brain cell... He see's his defenders marked up and yet he still insists on playing the ball to them - He really is DOGSHIT...


ElCuntoClive still in la la land...

And chambers??? Well he was never good enough, never will be and yet captain black starts him at right back....Martinelli & Balogun have received no service...the defence is being run through like a does of salts..

#FuckOFFCaptain Black.

[DB10GOONER]

So it looks like legohead hasnt been able to get his players up for it on the first day of the season, i'd expect that to continue.

The world and its dog knows we need a RB and a GK and nothings been done, 20 minutes and we concede via a combo of a shoddy RB and a GK who should be in the reserves.

Toothless up front so far, PEpe still with the deer in headlights look and clive been ...well clive.

Arteta is a sitting duck really, on tonights first half we could get out of August with no points.

Amen. Every word.

[Clummo99]

Gotta laugh at some of the comments on here

Blimey....half an hour in and Balogun being written off

FFS mate, read my post properly. Jesus you're a bit of a cùnt ain't you .

[Perryashburtongroves]

As predicted, absolutely no creativity and a wide open midfield. Is this all part of the process?

Ah yes "the process". If football is a nice Camembert, we are processed cheese.

Low-fat Philidelphia. Bland, flavourless and totally boring.

Easi singles. You have them in the UK? Wafer thin slices of rubber cheddar.

I think they're called Kraft slices or Dairylea slices. Those orangey sort of things that look about as much like real cheese as a tree does.

[SteveO 35]

We have been dreadful. Not threatened their goal at all, utterly pedestrian with our lone striker isolated; no shape, wide open in midfield and ropey at the back. Making a poor side look quality. Lucky to only be 1-0 down.

Genuine question - is anybody surprised?

Only Gunner Rob having hailed our 24 match champions and declaring what an improved season we will be enjoying

As for the rest of us who saw it for what it was - the worst 14 game start in our history, bailed out by ESR and Saka, and turning up for the last 5 when most teams were on holiday- in a word "no"

[Arsenal Till I Die]

I still don't understand the "process."