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I dreamt we got rogered 7-1. So angry that I had a furious argument with my wife and we got a divorce because of it. I went on a chocolate binge of comfort that caused havoc with my diabetes pushing my blood sugars so high that I ended up in a diabetic coma and died.
Nothing like a positive sub conscious is there!
Did you type your post when you woke up or whilst you were dreaming? If so it means I am dreaming this and Gooner To Gooner is Not Real but a figment of our imaginations and DB is the Devil.
We are all on a turtles back just floating through space
Wellllll we were till sadly Terry Pratchett (also) passed away, now we are in an exact replica of the flying Scotsman with Tierney at the wheel/levers - But Farteta keeps interfering with the Gears and the Steam Outlet....
I dreamt we got rogered 7-1. So angry that I had a furious argument with my wife and we got a divorce because of it. I went on a chocolate binge of comfort that caused havoc with my diabetes pushing my blood sugars so high that I ended up in a diabetic coma and died.
Nothing like a positive sub conscious is there!
I am an expert on dream analysis as I once delivered beds .Let's break this down in reverse order.Death represents trying something new.Your wife represents stability and the anger is the conflict between stability and change. Chocolate is associated with fetish and Rogered is linked with Roger decourcy the ventriloquist and Nookie the bear.7 is as we all know is to do with the seven dwarfs.
Change,fetish,Nookie,vertically challenged people.Hope this helps.
Post of the week right there! I'm literally pissing myself laughing here!
I dreamt we got rogered 7-1. So angry that I had a furious argument with my wife and we got a divorce because of it. I went on a chocolate binge of comfort that caused havoc with my diabetes pushing my blood sugars so high that I ended up in a diabetic coma and died.
Nothing like a positive sub conscious is there!
I am an expert on dream analysis as I once delivered beds .Let's break this down in reverse order.Death represents trying something new.Your wife represents stability and the anger is the conflict between stability and change. Chocolate is associated with fetish and Rogered is linked with Roger decourcy the ventriloquist and Nookie the bear.7 is as we all know is to do with the seven dwarfs.
Change,fetish,Nookie,vertically challenged people.Hope this helps.
Roger Decourcey!
Pmsl
Couldn't find a Gif of Nookey the Bear I hope this is suitable.... Also Roger De Courcey is Brown Bread so there is some sense in your dream !
Onebard mate. Come on. You remember what the nice doctors said. No more filming yourself dry humping things. Also you are not a Teddy bear mate. Stop dressing up as one. You are an ewok.
Can expect a right thumping with Grealish pulling the strings. The question isn't about can we win the game, the real question is can we finally score a goal after 270min of football.
At this rate we should bet what happens first; that egoistical cùnt getting sacked or Arsenal scoring a fucking goal.
I dreamt we got rogered 7-1. So angry that I had a furious argument with my wife and we got a divorce because of it. I went on a chocolate binge of comfort that caused havoc with my diabetes pushing my blood sugars so high that I ended up in a diabetic coma and died.
Nothing like a positive sub conscious is there!
I am an expert on dream analysis as I once delivered beds .Let's break this down in reverse order.Death represents trying something new.Your wife represents stability and the anger is the conflict between stability and change. Chocolate is associated with fetish and Rogered is linked with Roger decourcy the ventriloquist and Nookie the bear.7 is as we all know is to do with the seven dwarfs.
Change,fetish,Nookie,vertically challenged people.Hope this helps.
Roger Decourcey!
Pmsl
Couldn't find a Gif of Nookey the Bear I hope this is suitable.... Also Roger De Courcey is Brown Bread so there is some sense in your dream !
Onebard mate. Come on. You remember what the nice doctors said. No more filming yourself dry humping things. Also you are not a Teddy bear mate. Stop dressing up as one. You are an ewok.
Naa MichGaa Dunns Zigna Choo Zim Vaaah !
I would have typed that in English, but thought I would keep it in our Mother Tongue my fellow Ewok
Can expect a right thumping with Grealish pulling the strings. The question isn't about can we win the game, the real question is can we finally score a goal after 270min of football.
At this rate we should bet what happens first; that egoistical cùnt getting sacked or Arsenal scoring a fucking goal.
Grealish is the only player I know whose stats for falling over almost rival Clives.
Can expect a right thumping with Grealish pulling the strings. The question isn't about can we win the game, the real question is can we finally score a goal after 270min of football.
At this rate we should bet what happens first; that egoistical cùnt getting sacked or Arsenal scoring a fucking goal.
The joke doing the rounds yesterday was that if we dont score against citeeh we will have to take a goal from one of our training sessions for the .com Goal of the Month
this place still obsessed with anal analogies then...analogies....ah now i'm at it
definitely worried with how things have started this season....we need a miracle to get anything from citeh away...have a feeling it will be another simple 2-0. man city will get bored like ch*lsea and use the 2nd half to bleed some fringe players on 100k they forgot existed
I dreamt we got rogered 7-1. So angry that I had a furious argument with my wife and we got a divorce because of it. I went on a chocolate binge of comfort that caused havoc with my diabetes pushing my blood sugars so high that I ended up in a diabetic coma and died.
Nothing like a positive sub conscious is there!
I am an expert on dream analysis as I once delivered beds .Let's break this down in reverse order.Death represents trying something new.Your wife represents stability and the anger is the conflict between stability and change. Chocolate is associated with fetish and Rogered is linked with Roger decourcy the ventriloquist and Nookie the bear.7 is as we all know is to do with the seven dwarfs.
Change,fetish,Nookie,vertically challenged people.Hope this helps.
Roger Decourcey!
Pmsl
Couldn't find a Gif of Nookey the Bear I hope this is suitable.... Also Roger De Courcey is Brown Bread so there is some sense in your dream !
I'm surprised DB hasn't classed that as "soft porn", ay Corkbarry1
Brace your arses, shitweazles! Boarders to starboard! We are gonna get assfucked so hard by citeh we'll be waddling around like John Wayne after a fortnight in the saddle.
Can expect a right thumping with Grealish pulling the strings. The question isn't about can we win the game, the real question is can we finally score a goal after 270min of football.
At this rate we should bet what happens first; that egoistical cùnt getting sacked or Arsenal scoring a fucking goal.
The joke doing the rounds yesterday was that if we dont score against citeeh we will have to take a goal from one of our training sessions for the .com Goal of the Month
Augie ya sexy bitch with your big shiney bald dome head like a lone huge de-nippled breast, where's the joke? That's not a fucking joke! There will be no goals this month.
