ALL Transfer talk - merged thread

[StuartL]

I don't get why City aren't in for Haaland or Mbappe?.

I'm glad Kane is staying, at 28 if Spuds got £120M+ for him they'd be laughing, he will be on the slide soon.

Then after the slide, he will have a quick spin on the roundabout, an ice cream for being a good boy, then he can sit in the front on the way home and pretend to be the driver.

[xgtdec]

I don't get why City aren't in for Haaland or Mbappe?.

I'm glad Kane is staying, at 28 if Spuds got £120M+ for him they'd be laughing, he will be on the slide soon.

Then after the slide, he will have a quick spin on the roundabout, an ice cream for being a good boy, then he can sit in the front on the way home and pretend to be the driver.

I'm not sure he's able to eat an ice cream like a normal boy.....i'd say at the very least a few towels and a straw would be needed.

[StuartL]

I don't get why City aren't in for Haaland or Mbappe?.

I'm glad Kane is staying, at 28 if Spuds got £120M+ for him they'd be laughing, he will be on the slide soon.

Haaland or Mbappe are the next superstar - Haaland is just a scoring machine, whoever buys him are pretty much guaranteed to win their league - bearing in mind the 2/3 teams that could afford him.

Kane staying and City getting Ronaldo ( if it happens ) is surely good as the turds don’t get £120m + and he will get more injuries and be finished at 31 having won not a single sausage

[OneBardGooner]

I don't get why City aren't in for Haaland or Mbappe?.

I'm glad Kane is staying, at 28 if Spuds got £120M+ for him they'd be laughing, he will be on the slide soon.

Haaland or Mbappe are the next superstar - Haaland is just a scoring machine, whoever buys him are pretty much guaranteed to win their league - bearing in mind the 2/3 teams that could afford him.

Kane staying and City getting Ronaldo ( if it happens ) is surely good as the turds don’t get £120m + and he will get more injuries and be finished at 31 having won not a single sausage, fried egg or portion of baked beans

[OneBardGooner]

I don't get why City aren't in for Haaland or Mbappe?.

I'm glad Kane is staying, at 28 if Spuds got £120M+ for him they'd be laughing, he will be on the slide soon.

Then after the slide, he will have a quick spin on the roundabout, an ice cream for being a good boy, then he can sit in the front on the way home and pretend to be the driver.

Always thought the Dog Eater was worth far more and their most dangerous player. Yes, he's a sneaky, mummy's boy diving cheating PieceofVerminCunt - but he does score goals and is as fast as shyte off a shovel.

[gooner265]

Crystal Palace & Arsenal are in ongoing negotiations over a move for Eddie Nketiah. [@MarkyMBryans] #afc

[DB10GOONER]

Crystal Palace & Arsenal are in ongoing negotiations over a move for Eddie Nketiah. [@MarkyMBryans] #afc

Eddie should go there. He'll have his old mates Ainsley Maitland-Bendtner, Joe "5 Game Superstar" Pillock and Reiss "Mr Average" Nelson to keep him company two years from now.... in a team that will have Comedy Iwobi as captain....

[markyp]

So,if utd land Ronaldo for 25m then they've spent the same as us but bought varane,sancho and Ronaldo, great business by us as per usual

[Clummo99]

So,if utd land Ronaldo for 25m then they've spent the same as us but bought varane,sancho and Ronaldo, great business by us as per usual

Look at the wages though. £500k+ per week for the chinless wonder alone!

[gooner265]

So,if utd land Ronaldo for 25m then they've spent the same as us but bought varane,sancho and Ronaldo, great business by us as per usual

They are champions league

[OneBardGooner]

So,if utd land Ronaldo for 25m then they've spent the same as us but bought varane,sancho and Ronaldo, great business by us as per usual

Look at the wages though. £500k+ per week for the chinless wonder alone!

Yeah! This always makes me Laugh!

[DB10GOONER]

SlySports will be unwatchable this season.

[Perryashburtongroves]

Ronaldo and Cavani on the same pitch will be like watching a couple of 45 year old, popper and ecstasy-ravaged homosexuals prancing about a Brighton night club every weekend. Like Dale Winton doing a tap-dancing show with that Wayne Sleep woofter.

[shu]

So,if utd land Ronaldo for 25m then they've spent the same as us but bought varane,sancho and Ronaldo, great business by us as per usual

Look at the wages though. £500k+ per week for the chinless wonder alone!

It is a brilliant bit of business along with their other two signings !!!!! Makes you spew as we are so shit and our shit signings cost the same !!!!!
As for the wages , well I guess he bring in more advertising revenue and a million shirt sales . Yes I am envious as fuck .

[OneBardGooner]

So,if utd land Ronaldo for 25m then they've spent the same as us but bought varane,sancho and Ronaldo, great business by us as per usual

Look at the wages though. £500k+ per week for the chinless wonder alone!

It is a brilliant bit of business along with their other two signings !!!!! Makes you spew as we are so shit and our shit signings cost the same !!!!!
As for the wages , well I guess he bring in more advertising revenue and a million shirt sales . Yes I am envious as fuck .

The shirt sales World Wide alone will be ASTRO-FUCKIN-NOMICAL... manure have already geared up to sell a million shirts with the cunnts name on in the next 3 months.... Seriously. 1 million x £90 =