Modern Football Bol**cks
- DB10GOONER
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That fucking SlySports rubbish commentary....
"Auuuuugueee >eek< roooooohhhh!"
It's on SlySports alot lately. It's just so snowflakey. The weak way his voice cracks in the middle of it. It's forced girly hysteria, like almost everything on SlySports.
That day citeh won the league comes nowhere near Anfield 89 for drama - and his weakassed "Auguero" screech sounds gash compared to Brian Moore's classy, restrained, manly, commentary:
"Arsenal come streaming forward now in surely what will be their last attack. A good ball by Dixon finding Smith, for Thomas charging through the midfield,
Thomas, its up for grabs now!"
Hearing it stills sends a shiver down my spine.
Quality.
"Auuuuugueee >eek< roooooohhhh!"
It's on SlySports alot lately. It's just so snowflakey. The weak way his voice cracks in the middle of it. It's forced girly hysteria, like almost everything on SlySports.
That day citeh won the league comes nowhere near Anfield 89 for drama - and his weakassed "Auguero" screech sounds gash compared to Brian Moore's classy, restrained, manly, commentary:
"Arsenal come streaming forward now in surely what will be their last attack. A good ball by Dixon finding Smith, for Thomas charging through the midfield,
Thomas, its up for grabs now!"
Hearing it stills sends a shiver down my spine.
Quality.
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xgtdec wrote: ↑Mon Feb 07, 2022 5:01 pmWell now i aint claiming to know for sure, i just put the words message and inappropriate together, and when I'm doing it...i mean if i was to think about doing it I'd go for dick pic, or if its a weekend maybe a nice landscape shot of the nuts with protruding bellend.....a belfy if you will.Midz wrote: ↑Mon Feb 07, 2022 4:14 pmOh fuck! I just spewed tea all over the desk.xgtdec wrote: ↑Mon Feb 07, 2022 7:51 amah poor ol Marc, what sort of world do we live in that you cant send a dick pic and not have it received in the spirit it was intended......tragic.DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Mon Feb 07, 2022 7:37 amLooks like Marc Overmars is the latest victim of his own stupidity.....
All fooblers current and ex should ge made watch Spinal Tap for the "sexy/sexist" scene.
Still, it's a pity about Overmars. A class player for us in 98.
I saw this headline in one of the media and wondered exactly what he'd done. I had an idea someone on here would know.
Tis a fine line between banter and harassment!!
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Speaking about commentary I used to love listening to Jonathan Pearce when he was on Capital Gold. He's ok on the BBC but restrained compared to his Gold days. For me he was the best ever commentator.
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Indeed, but it really should have been “Oh Fuck Off Pleat “OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Mon Feb 07, 2022 6:06 pmStuartL wrote: ↑Sun Jan 30, 2022 7:38 pmIs Pleat still managing somewhere ? Or voicing his unique style of shite opinionClummo99 wrote: ↑Sun Jan 30, 2022 5:05 pmOf course he'll play again. Lee Hughes and Marlon King, amongst others, show there are club's out there that couldn't care less.Natural Born Gooner wrote: ↑Sun Jan 30, 2022 4:37 pmMason Greenwood. What a snivelling little xxx xxxx, who'll never play professional football again!
Sorry mate, until he's convicted we can't use his name together with what he's been accused of. Lads you can post whatever links to the story you like but not his name with the accusation please. -DB10.
Love the scene in Fever Pitch when Mark Strong says "Oh! Shut Up Pleat!"
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That goes without saying dude!
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Use of the word legend
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Pundits and commentators who pussy foot around using the word cheat or cheating, I know there are those who won't even go near it but there are those who you know want to say it but just can't.... Grow some balls!!!
I guess that is the fallout from the sueing/firing culture we have become
I guess that is the fallout from the sueing/firing culture we have become
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Isn't that what that West Ham bloke is in trouble for today? Also, bollox to modern football and modern footballers who live in a world where they spend 2 grand on a cat and then throw it and kick it about their house for fun. Just fuck off.GoonerMuzz wrote: ↑Tue Feb 08, 2022 1:15 pmPundits and commentators who pussy foot around using the word cheat or cheating, I know there are those who won't even go near it but there are those who you know want to say it but just can't.... Grow some balls!!!
I guess that is the fallout from the sueing/firing culture we have become
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Perryashburtongroves wrote: ↑Tue Feb 08, 2022 5:34 pmIsn't that what that West Ham bloke is in trouble for today? Also, bollox to modern football and modern footballers who live in a world where they spend 2 grand on a cat and then throw it and kick it about their house for fun. Just fuck off.GoonerMuzz wrote: ↑Tue Feb 08, 2022 1:15 pmPundits and commentators who pussy foot around using the word cheat or cheating, I know there are those who won't even go near it but there are those who you know want to say it but just can't.... Grow some balls!!!
I guess that is the fallout from the sueing/firing culture we have become
Not laughing at the poor cat by the way
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I'd like to know exactly what makes a text message 'inappropriate'.
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Is it okay though, if it’s someone else’s ?Perryashburtongroves wrote: ↑Wed Feb 09, 2022 6:08 pmSpelling mistakes, poor punctuation and using numbers instead of real words. Or perhaps sending unwanted photos of your own cock.
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Yeah. But you have to get their permission first. So, no more of those ones you take and send people from the local swimming pool changing room showers.StuartL wrote: ↑Wed Feb 09, 2022 7:12 pmIs it okay though, if it’s someone else’s ?Perryashburtongroves wrote: ↑Wed Feb 09, 2022 6:08 pmSpelling mistakes, poor punctuation and using numbers instead of real words. Or perhaps sending unwanted photos of your own cock.
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Oh, RightoPerryashburtongroves wrote: ↑Wed Feb 09, 2022 7:32 pmYeah. But you have to get their permission first. So, no more of those ones you take and send people from the local swimming pool changing room showers.StuartL wrote: ↑Wed Feb 09, 2022 7:12 pmIs it okay though, if it’s someone else’s ?Perryashburtongroves wrote: ↑Wed Feb 09, 2022 6:08 pmSpelling mistakes, poor punctuation and using numbers instead of real words. Or perhaps sending unwanted photos of your own cock.
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