Fulham Fartpipes A Sun 31st Dec KO 2pm

[TeeCee]

Who's on the bench? I'd be tempted to take Ode off, push Biggus Deccus forward as the playmaker. Ode is fucking shite at the moment

[Redarmy]

Anyone spot the SlySports bulldyke Bianca something (?) behind Arteta letting rip with a huge belch just before halftime? What a fucking pig.

This is the modern world.....

[Linighans there!!]

That's some record, to keep a caretaker manager for four whole years

[Perryashburtongroves]

Prime Wengerball tippy tippy again.....

Never mind Saka and Martinelli thats been sussed from last season...its our manager thats been found wanting

First half of last season we played some incredible football falling apart at the end mainly due to missing Saliba

from then the mastermind has fucked around with the defence and got us playing more possession football loosing all our fast flowing fluid passing game

Making excuses about the west ham game...yes remember all that expected goals shit from before

He really needs a rethink here....im praying he can sort it out and quickly

He's trying to bugger about with something that didn't really need much changing. Rice in, Havertz in, get a proper striker in. That's what we needed, not fucking about changing a style of play. A proper fucking striker is the problem.

[Redarmy]

Who's on the bench? I'd be tempted to take Ode off, push Biggus Deccus forward as the playmaker. Ode is fucking shite at the moment

sounds a good idea...move him to where he can do more damage....

[the playing mantis]

We've scored 3 goals from 81 attempts over the last 4 games. Dreadful.

To make matters worse we’ve conceded eight goals from the last 15 shots on target faced in the league.

So creating shit loads of chances but failing to put the ball in the net up one end while conceding over 50% of the shots on target down the other.

Not good.

You would hope that those stats would have to right themselves sooner rather than later but we seem extremely adept at squandering loads of chances and then conceding the first time the opposition cross the half way line.

I don't know exactly what constitiutes an "attempt", but that's a shocking sounding stat.

This is a false stat. How many actual times have we had good chances in thr last few games...we not exactly calling in there keeper to make saves or missing sitters anymore...attempts must be I the loosest sense of the word as we are simply not creating decent chances. That and thr lack threat when we actually do is the issue. A clinical striker would make thr 1 or 2 decent chances count, the problem we have is 2 fold we are not creating much for our crappy strikers...the attempts volumes are bllx imo...in any recent games can someone recall us actually having lots of good chances???

[Arsenal Till I Die]

That's some record, to keep a caretaker manager for four whole years

Welcome!

[OneBardGooner]

The whole team has been Poor, but Kiwioir keeps drifting into the centre of the field and leaving the LB Wide Open! Martinelli keeps having to double back to ensure someone is there....Eddie as shyte as ever
White getting Roasted & Toasted
odeargod is now as flaky as zinchenko... slightest nudge or touch and he's dispossessed

[TeeCee]

Anyone spot the SlySports bulldyke Bianca something (?) behind Arteta letting rip with a huge belch just before halftime? What a fucking pig.

Probably just been down the tunnel taking a full load in her mouth, slag. Better than watching the game though (being noshed, not taking a full load you queers)!!

[Redarmy]

Prime Wengerball tippy tippy again.....

Never mind Saka and Martinelli thats been sussed from last season...its our manager thats been found wanting

First half of last season we played some incredible football falling apart at the end mainly due to missing Saliba

from then the mastermind has fucked around with the defence and got us playing more possession football loosing all our fast flowing fluid passing game

Making excuses about the west ham game...yes remember all that expected goals shit from before

He really needs a rethink here....im praying he can sort it out and quickly

He's trying to bugger about with something that didn't really need much changing. Rice in, Havertz in, get a proper striker in. That's what we needed, not fucking about changing a style of play. A proper fucking striker is the problem.

100%......GOALS win games not fuckin possession

[augie]

Fucking hell, choosing between Zinchenko and Kiwior....... Would you like to lose your right or left bollock?

He’s been in centre midfield more than left back,absolutely zero shape across the back,it’s like they all want to play up front like when you was 9,and and silly bollocks Arteta allows it

Silly bollox arteta created it - this is his baby that he has instructed the players to do, so the blame falls on him and him alone for this shit. When zinchenko loses possession in midfield I blame him entirely, but if our left back position is exposed cos el basque has told him to go into central midfield, then the blame is 100% on the manager

[Bob Bayliss]

Bassey is the sort of aggressive, dominant centre-back Wenger or Arteta would never sign. Georgie Graham would have loved him.

[robbo10]

Who's on the bench? I'd be tempted to take Ode off, push Biggus Deccus forward as the playmaker. Ode is fucking shite at the moment

sounds a good idea...move him to where he can do more damage....

I’d bring Win the dog and Gunnersaurus on,they cannot be any worse than watch we’re watching
Possibly the dullest game I’ve ever watched,and I can see Fulham scoring the exact same goal in the second half

[xgtdec]

Sky need to give it a rest with the bulldykes and rug munchers, they’re making Jamie feel less of a bloke

[Linighans there!!]

Why do we look so slow compared to all other teams? Both in defence and attack. Look perpetually knackered