Modern Football Bol**cks

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Retro Gunner wrote:
Sat Feb 24, 2024 6:23 pm
Tin hat time here and I could well be banned when our esteemed mod reads this, but the women's game has come on leaps and bounds in the last 10 years and I quite enjoy watching it. As Stuart says, we and Everton were at the forefront of the ladies game, but as with the blokes game, City and the chavs have bought success in quick time.

Interesting what Stu says about tax breaks etc, I didn't know that, but no surprise in this mad, woke world.
I think a lesbian has hacked Retro's account. :lol: :wink:

It's a matter of personal choice but for me it's a shit standard of football. And I despise the entitled shit they carry on with when their very survival is 100% dependent upon the men's game. :roll:

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If there's any lesbians on here, it has to be LeftfootlegendGooner, with his glass of wine :cussing: :lol:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Sat Feb 24, 2024 9:58 pm
Retro Gunner wrote:
Sat Feb 24, 2024 6:23 pm
Tin hat time here and I could well be banned when our esteemed mod reads this, but the LESBIANS game has come on leaps and bounds in the last 10 years and I quite enjoy watching it. As Stuart says, we and Everton were at the forefront of the ladies game, but as with the blokes game, City and the chavs have bought success in quick time.

Interesting what Stu says about tax breaks For LESBIANS etc, I didn't know that, but no surprise in this mad, woke LESBIAN world.
I think a lesbian has hacked Retro's account. :lol: :wink:

It's a matter of personal choice but for me it's a shit standard of football Even for LESBIANS. And I despise the entitled shit they carry on with when their very survival is 100% dependent upon the men's game AND LESBIAN PORN VIDEOS. :roll:
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DB10GOONER wrote:
Sat Feb 24, 2024 9:58 pm
Retro Gunner wrote:
Sat Feb 24, 2024 6:23 pm
Tin hat time here and I could well be banned when our esteemed mod reads this, but the women's game has come on leaps and bounds in the last 10 years and I quite enjoy watching it. As Stuart says, we and Everton were at the forefront of the ladies game, but as with the blokes game, City and the chavs have bought success in quick time.

Interesting what Stu says about tax breaks etc, I didn't know that, but no surprise in this mad, woke world.
I think a lesbian has hacked Retro's account. :lol: :wink:

It's a matter of personal choice but for me it's a shit standard of football. And I despise the entitled shit they carry on with when their very survival is 100% dependent upon the men's game. :roll:
Agreed almost laughable at times TBH...no way comparable to mens game and parity on wages idea is ridiculous

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Redarmy wrote:
Mon Feb 26, 2024 7:16 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Sat Feb 24, 2024 9:58 pm
Retro Gunner wrote:
Sat Feb 24, 2024 6:23 pm
Tin hat time here and I could well be banned when our esteemed mod reads this, but the women's game has come on leaps and bounds in the last 10 years and I quite enjoy watching it. As Stuart says, we and Everton were at the forefront of the ladies game, but as with the blokes game, City and the chavs have bought success in quick time.

Interesting what Stu says about tax breaks etc, I didn't know that, but no surprise in this mad, woke world.
I think a lesbian has hacked Retro's account. :lol: :wink:

It's a matter of personal choice but for me it's a shit standard of football. And I despise the entitled shit they carry on with when their very survival is 100% dependent upon the men's game. :roll:
Agreed almost laughable at times TBH...no way comparable to mens game and parity on wages idea is ridiculous
If people want to watch it, that's fine but the standard is woeful and the spectrum of playing abilities within the league is massive. That doesn't make for anything interesting or exciting. Certain clubs and we are one of them have done a huge amount and spent a huge amount of women's football over the years but all you hear from them is how they want more and more and how everything's unfair. They seem to think they are entitled to exactly the same media coverage, money and lifestyles that male footballers have but on their own terms. It's laughable at times just how bad the standard is even after all the money that has been poured in to it but still nobody in the press will ever say what everyone really sees and thinks. It's a novelty act, about the same skill level and pace as a League Two U13's side.

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Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Mon Feb 26, 2024 8:14 am
Redarmy wrote:
Mon Feb 26, 2024 7:16 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Sat Feb 24, 2024 9:58 pm
Retro Gunner wrote:
Sat Feb 24, 2024 6:23 pm
Tin hat time here and I could well be banned when our esteemed mod reads this, but the women's game has come on leaps and bounds in the last 10 years and I quite enjoy watching it. As Stuart says, we and Everton were at the forefront of the ladies game, but as with the blokes game, City and the chavs have bought success in quick time.

Interesting what Stu says about tax breaks etc, I didn't know that, but no surprise in this mad, woke world.
I think a lesbian has hacked Retro's account. :lol: :wink:

It's a matter of personal choice but for me it's a shit standard of football. And I despise the entitled shit they carry on with when their very survival is 100% dependent upon the men's game. :roll:
Agreed almost laughable at times TBH...no way comparable to mens game and parity on wages idea is ridiculous
If people want to watch it, that's fine but the standard is woeful and the spectrum of playing abilities within the league is massive. That doesn't make for anything interesting or exciting. Certain clubs and we are one of them have done a huge amount and spent a huge amount of women's football over the years but all you hear from them is how they want more and more and how everything's unfair. They seem to think they are entitled to exactly the same media coverage, money and lifestyles that male footballers have but on their own terms. It's laughable at times just how bad the standard is even after all the money that has been poured in to it but still nobody in the press will ever say what everyone really sees and thinks. It's a novelty act, about the same skill level and pace as a League Two U13's side.

I completely agree that the demands for wage parity and equal media coverage etc is complete nonsense and of course most decent under 15 boys side would beat any of them, but the women's game has improved no end and I don't mind watching the decent sides. Even the goalkeeping has improved....well, a little bit. :lol:

Anyway, you're all misogynistic, neanderthal throw backs and need to be woke and progressive like me. :lol:

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Retro Gunner wrote:
Mon Feb 26, 2024 10:31 am
Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Mon Feb 26, 2024 8:14 am
Redarmy wrote:
Mon Feb 26, 2024 7:16 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Sat Feb 24, 2024 9:58 pm
Retro Gunner wrote:
Sat Feb 24, 2024 6:23 pm
Tin hat time here and I could well be banned when our esteemed mod reads this, but the women's game has come on leaps and bounds in the last 10 years and I quite enjoy watching it. As Stuart says, we and Everton were at the forefront of the ladies game, but as with the blokes game, City and the chavs have bought success in quick time.

Interesting what Stu says about tax breaks etc, I didn't know that, but no surprise in this mad, woke world.
I think a lesbian has hacked Retro's account. :lol: :wink:

It's a matter of personal choice but for me it's a shit standard of football. And I despise the entitled shit they carry on with when their very survival is 100% dependent upon the men's game. :roll:
Agreed almost laughable at times TBH...no way comparable to mens game and parity on wages idea is ridiculous
If people want to watch it, that's fine but the standard is woeful and the spectrum of playing abilities within the league is massive. That doesn't make for anything interesting or exciting. Certain clubs and we are one of them have done a huge amount and spent a huge amount of women's football over the years but all you hear from them is how they want more and more and how everything's unfair. They seem to think they are entitled to exactly the same media coverage, money and lifestyles that male footballers have but on their own terms. It's laughable at times just how bad the standard is even after all the money that has been poured in to it but still nobody in the press will ever say what everyone really sees and thinks. It's a novelty act, about the same skill level and pace as a League Two U13's side.

I completely agree that the demands for wage parity and equal media coverage etc is complete nonsense and of course most decent under 15 boys side would beat any of them, but the women's game has improved no end and I don't mind watching the decent sides. Even the goalkeeping has improved....well, a little bit. :lol:

Anyway, you're all misogynistic, neanderthal throw backs and need to be woke and progressive like me. :lol:
I didn't know you were into Progressive Rock Retro!

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Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Mon Feb 26, 2024 8:14 am
Redarmy wrote:
Mon Feb 26, 2024 7:16 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Sat Feb 24, 2024 9:58 pm
Retro Gunner wrote:
Sat Feb 24, 2024 6:23 pm
Tin hat time here and I could well be banned when our esteemed mod reads this, but the women's game has come on leaps and bounds in the last 10 years and I quite enjoy watching it. As Stuart says, we and Everton were at the forefront of the ladies game, but as with the blokes game, City and the chavs have bought success in quick time.

Interesting what Stu says about tax breaks etc, I didn't know that, but no surprise in this mad, woke world.
I think a lesbian has hacked Retro's account. :lol: :wink:

It's a matter of personal choice but for me it's a shit standard of football. And I despise the entitled shit they carry on with when their very survival is 100% dependent upon the men's game. :roll:
Agreed almost laughable at times TBH...no way comparable to mens game and parity on wages idea is ridiculous
If people want to watch it, that's fine but the standard is woeful and the spectrum of playing abilities within the league is massive. That doesn't make for anything interesting or exciting. Certain clubs and we are one of them have done a huge amount and spent a huge amount of women's football over the years but all you hear from them is how they want more and more and how everything's unfair. They seem to think they are entitled to exactly the same media coverage, money and lifestyles that male footballers have but on their own terms. It's laughable at times just how bad the standard is even after all the money that has been poured in to it but still nobody in the press will ever say what everyone really sees and thinks. It's a novelty act, about the same skill level and pace as a League Two U13's side.
The mass publicity, media attention and cheap or free tickets is artifically creating this interest all driven by a woke agenda
England womens team always calling themselves the lionesses...to somehow catch onto the three lions tag...as above very dependent on the mens game
All that said obviously some like it and good luck to them...just dont like the idea of manipulation or moulding people to follow an agenda

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Redarmy wrote:
Tue Feb 27, 2024 5:08 pm
Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Mon Feb 26, 2024 8:14 am
Redarmy wrote:
Mon Feb 26, 2024 7:16 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Sat Feb 24, 2024 9:58 pm
Retro Gunner wrote:
Sat Feb 24, 2024 6:23 pm
Tin hat time here and I could well be banned when our esteemed mod reads this, but the women's game has come on leaps and bounds in the last 10 years and I quite enjoy watching it. As Stuart says, we and Everton were at the forefront of the ladies game, but as with the blokes game, City and the chavs have bought success in quick time.

Interesting what Stu says about tax breaks etc, I didn't know that, but no surprise in this mad, woke world.
I think a lesbian has hacked Retro's account. :lol: :wink:

It's a matter of personal choice but for me it's a shit standard of football. And I despise the entitled shit they carry on with when their very survival is 100% dependent upon the men's game. :roll:
Agreed almost laughable at times TBH...no way comparable to mens game and parity on wages idea is ridiculous
If people want to watch it, that's fine but the standard is woeful and the spectrum of playing abilities within the league is massive. That doesn't make for anything interesting or exciting. Certain clubs and we are one of them have done a huge amount and spent a huge amount of women's football over the years but all you hear from them is how they want more and more and how everything's unfair. They seem to think they are entitled to exactly the same media coverage, money and lifestyles that male footballers have but on their own terms. It's laughable at times just how bad the standard is even after all the money that has been poured in to it but still nobody in the press will ever say what everyone really sees and thinks. It's a novelty act, about the same skill level and pace as a League Two U13's side.
The mass publicity, media attention and cheap or free tickets is artifically creating this interest all driven by a woke agenda
England womens team always calling themselves the lionesses...to somehow catch onto the three lions tag...as above very dependent on the mens game
All that said obviously some like it and good luck to them...just dont like the idea of manipulation or moulding people to follow an agenda

Agree with that Red. The whole parity thing and the ceaseless media narrative to promote it, when it's obvious that it would have trouble as a stand alone sport without piggy-backing on the men's game, is a complete joke. It has, however, greatly improved as a spectacle and the top games are worth a watch, in my opinion. I don't particularly go out of my way to watch it, but often catch the highlights. Interestingly, just like the men's side, in recent years we always come up just short when it really matters, because the chavs and City have bought success.

Mind you, the chavs manager, Emma Hayes, does seem to really understand the game and if a woman coach could make the transition to managing a men's side, then she'd be the likely candidate. I'd like to see how she'd get on....not at our place though. :lol:

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Retro Gunner wrote:
Tue Feb 27, 2024 5:57 pm
Redarmy wrote:
Tue Feb 27, 2024 5:08 pm
Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Mon Feb 26, 2024 8:14 am
Redarmy wrote:
Mon Feb 26, 2024 7:16 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Sat Feb 24, 2024 9:58 pm


I think a lesbian has hacked Retro's account. :lol: :wink:

It's a matter of personal choice but for me it's a shit standard of football. And I despise the entitled shit they carry on with when their very survival is 100% dependent upon the men's game. :roll:
Agreed almost laughable at times TBH...no way comparable to mens game and parity on wages idea is ridiculous
If people want to watch it, that's fine but the standard is woeful and the spectrum of playing abilities within the league is massive. That doesn't make for anything interesting or exciting. Certain clubs and we are one of them have done a huge amount and spent a huge amount of women's football over the years but all you hear from them is how they want more and more and how everything's unfair. They seem to think they are entitled to exactly the same media coverage, money and lifestyles that male footballers have but on their own terms. It's laughable at times just how bad the standard is even after all the money that has been poured in to it but still nobody in the press will ever say what everyone really sees and thinks. It's a novelty act, about the same skill level and pace as a League Two U13's side.
The mass publicity, media attention and cheap or free tickets is artifically creating this interest all driven by a woke agenda
England womens team always calling themselves the lionesses...to somehow catch onto the three lions tag...as above very dependent on the mens game
All that said obviously some like it and good luck to them...just dont like the idea of manipulation or moulding people to follow an agenda

Agree with that Red. The whole parity thing and the ceaseless media narrative to promote it, when it's obvious that it would have trouble as a stand alone sport without piggy-backing on the men's game, is a complete joke. It has, however, greatly improved as a spectacle and the top games are worth a watch, in my opinion. I don't particularly go out of my way to watch it, but often catch the highlights. Interestingly, just like the men's side, in recent years we always come up just short when it really matters, because the chavs and City have bought success.

Mind you, the chavs manager, Emma Hayes, does seem to really understand the game and if a woman coach could make the transition to managing a men's side, then she'd be the likely candidate. I'd like to see how she'd get on....not at our place though. :lol:
It wouldn’t suprise me to find out she has already made the transition :wink: :wink:

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She fucking Looks Like She Has... :D

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Chubbsy Blokeface Hayes wouldn't last a wet week in men's football. There would be zero respect for her from the players. She has managed at a level equivalent to boys under 14s football at best. Certainly not under 15s because any time a woman's team play against a boys under 15s the boys hammer them about 12 nil ffs. :lol:

Also there is the fact she did not come up through the game. And I mean the proper game. The men's game. No player will respect that.

If any club ever did go full woke wankology and appoint a female manager I think I'd be done with the game. :roll:

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xgtdec wrote:
Sat Feb 24, 2024 11:51 am
From the latest edition of the gooner by its glorious social media whore of an editor/"journalist"

"The Arsenal women are just as much a part of the Arsenal as the men. An if you think otherwise then that probably says more about you than them"

What i wouldn't do to go back to Kevin Witcher rather than this absolute Muppet, In the latest gooner i think 16 of the first 22 pages are on women's football.

Subscription cancelled, it can go to the wall if this is the shit they want to push.
I havent bought the Gooner for a while but wow it is clear that the publication is on its last legs

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They may as well re-name it The Girlie Gooner, have a fucking Pink Cover for every publication and give it away free; just like they do with half the tickets because the stadium would be empty otherwise. They could do 'In depth' interviews :roll: with the likes of Karen Carney and Eli Aluko - Who know everything there is not to know about the game, especially the latter; I mean she ticks all the right boxes' She is Woke, Black, a Dwarf, a Lesbian, has Learning Difficulties, a Squeaky high pitched voice, is as annoying as Fuck and thinks the world revolves around her.

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Wed Feb 28, 2024 7:15 pm
She is Woke, Black, a Dwarf, a Lesbian, has Learning Difficulties, a Squeaky high pitched voice, is as annoying as Fuck and thinks the world revolves around her.
Didn't know you and DB10 also qualified!

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