It's all a load of Cannonballs in here! This is the virtual Arsenal pub where you can chat about anything except football. Be warned though, like any pub, the content may not always be suitable for everyone.
OneBardGooner
Posts: 43073 Joined: Sat Apr 04, 2009 9:41 am
Location: Close To The Edge
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by OneBardGooner » Sat Feb 24, 2024 1:25 pm
Stuart L (2) wrote: ↑ Sat Feb 24, 2024 9:26 am
OneBardGooner wrote: ↑ Sat Feb 24, 2024 7:58 am
Stuart L (2) wrote: ↑ Fri Feb 23, 2024 10:18 pm
OneBardGooner wrote: ↑ Fri Feb 23, 2024 9:56 pm
I hear he's famous in Oirland... as Dr Dick GoodFeel.
he likes a stiff one before he starts work.
What a little bit of Milk and Alcohol?
As long as it didn't lead to'Malpractice'
TeeCee
Posts: 9088 Joined: Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:26 pm
Location: SW France
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by TeeCee » Mon Mar 18, 2024 8:33 pm
Midz
Posts: 4969 Joined: Sun Aug 04, 2013 6:36 pm
Location: Rice Rice Baby !
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by Midz » Tue Mar 19, 2024 9:02 am
DB10GOONER
Posts: 59359 Joined: Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:06 pm
Location: Dublin, Ireland.
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by DB10GOONER » Thu Mar 21, 2024 8:51 pm
I think the question is "
what was in volume 1?"
My money is on the queen mother and Boy George.
Nick Nack
Posts: 231 Joined: Sun Dec 10, 2023 7:59 pm
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by Nick Nack » Thu Mar 21, 2024 9:40 pm
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑ Thu Mar 21, 2024 8:51 pm
I think the question is "
what was in volume 1?"
My money is on the queen mother and Boy George.
I wonder if there is a collectors edition
OneBardGooner
Posts: 43073 Joined: Sat Apr 04, 2009 9:41 am
Location: Close To The Edge
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by OneBardGooner » Fri Mar 22, 2024 10:38 am
Nick Nack wrote: ↑ Thu Mar 21, 2024 9:40 pm
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑ Thu Mar 21, 2024 8:51 pm
I think the question is "
what was in volume 1?"
My money is on the queen mother and Boy George.
I wonder if there is a collectors edition
You mean a
Box Set !?
shu
Posts: 1444 Joined: Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:47 pm
Location: Norwich
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by shu » Sat Mar 23, 2024 10:30 pm
Ha ha challenging wanks or the 6 finger shuffle as it is known here in Norfolk
Bard , no my sister doesn’t have 6 fingers
shu
Posts: 1444 Joined: Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:47 pm
Location: Norwich
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by shu » Sat Mar 23, 2024 10:31 pm
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑ Fri Feb 23, 2024 2:38 pm
TeeCee wrote: ↑ Wed Feb 21, 2024 12:33 pm
I went to the doctors for a Prostate exam
He said 'take your pants off'
I said 'Where should I put them'?
He said 'Over there, next to mine'............
Reminds me of my last prostate exam when halfway through it the doctor leaned forward and whispered in my ear "look, no hands....."
Ha ha
Block93
Posts: 266 Joined: Tue Jun 04, 2013 12:08 pm
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by Block93 » Wed Mar 27, 2024 6:11 pm
Girl goes into a record shop at Christmas.
"Excuse me, do you have Jingle Bells on a 6-inch?"
"No, but I have dangle balls on a 12-inch"
"That's not a record!"
"It's not far off!"
(PS Not sure if I have posted that one before but it's just as good second time around)
LeftfootlegendGooner
Posts: 10334 Joined: Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:07 pm
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by LeftfootlegendGooner » Wed Mar 27, 2024 11:16 pm
A man hates his wife"s cat so much he drives to the next town and dumps it.
When he gets home, it"s there.
Next day he drives 50 miles and dumps it.
When he gets home, it"s there.
So the next day he drives to the other side of the country and dumps it.
One hour later he rings his wife and asks, "is the cat home?"
"Yes, why?" asks his wife."
Put the fucker on," he says, "I"m fucking lost."
LeftfootlegendGooner
Posts: 10334 Joined: Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:07 pm
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by LeftfootlegendGooner » Wed Mar 27, 2024 11:17 pm
I walked in the bedroom to find my wife dead in the bed the other day.
Looking at her lifeless there, I decided to have one last go.
Right in the middle she opened her eyes and shouted BOO!
Honestly, some people are fucking sick in the head.