Modern Football Bol**cks

As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
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OneBardGooner
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Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2024 10:40 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2024 1:35 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2024 12:47 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2024 11:58 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2024 12:17 am


Borderline, all three of you!

But also:

Superb. :coffeespit: :lol: :wink:
:shock:


So we aren't (Auto) Bahned!? :D
My my you are motoring along with the puns. :lol: :wink:
Is It Driving you around the Bendz ? :D
:lol:

Well it tyres me out slightly. Boot I do like a good pun! :-P
Oh! That's a tad Engineered and I bet you thought you could Hood wink me there! :D

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Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Sun Apr 14, 2024 9:40 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2024 10:40 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2024 1:35 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2024 12:47 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2024 11:58 am


:shock:


So we aren't (Auto) Bahned!? :D
My my you are motoring along with the puns. :lol: :wink:
Is It Driving you around the Bendz ? :D
:lol:

Well it tyres me out slightly. Boot I do like a good pun! :-P
Oh! That's a tad Engineered and I bet you thought you could Hood wink me there! :D
Ooh, car puns, I hope you can afFord the banter :D

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Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

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Nick Nack wrote:
Sun Apr 14, 2024 10:02 am
OneBardGooner wrote:
Sun Apr 14, 2024 9:40 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2024 10:40 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2024 1:35 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2024 12:47 pm


My my you are motoring along with the puns. :lol: :wink:
Is It Driving you around the Bendz ? :D
:lol:

Well it tyres me out slightly. Boot I do like a good pun! :-P
Oh! That's a tad Engineered and I bet you thought you could Hood wink me there! :D
Ooh, car puns, I hope you can afFord the banter :D
:lol:

Datsun serious punning there my friend. Lets not put the brakes on it yet. :oops: :lol:

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Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Sun Apr 14, 2024 10:47 am
Nick Nack wrote:
Sun Apr 14, 2024 10:02 am
OneBardGooner wrote:
Sun Apr 14, 2024 9:40 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2024 10:40 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2024 1:35 pm


Is It Driving you around the Bendz ? :D
:lol:

Well it tyres me out slightly. Boot I do like a good pun! :-P
Oh! That's a tad Engineered and I bet you thought you could Hood wink me there! :D
Ooh, car puns, I hope you can afFord the banter :D
:lol:

Datsun serious punning there my friend. Lets not put the brakes on it yet. :oops: :lol:
:D


I think you might be Honda something there but we best keep it Nissan simple for the other posters to enjoy! :D

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You lot are taking the Prius.


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Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
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You lot are taking the Prius.


:wink:
:lol: :lol:

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Balls all around the pitch, except where there are needed. Every goal kick today meant a little detour for Martinez to the edge of the penalty box to collect a ball from a cone which he would bring across to the other side of the goal area. Likewise no cones for balls near corner flags.

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arrgee wrote:
Sun Apr 14, 2024 9:15 pm
Balls all around the pitch, except where there are needed. Every goal kick today meant a little detour for Martinez to the edge of the penalty box to collect a ball from a cone which he would bring across to the other side of the goal area. Likewise no cones for balls near corner flags.

Hmmm....so Cone Boy is fucking that up too.

:lol: :wink:

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Retro Gunner wrote:
Sun Apr 14, 2024 9:46 pm
arrgee wrote:
Sun Apr 14, 2024 9:15 pm
Balls all around the pitch, except where there are needed. Every goal kick today meant a little detour for Martinez to the edge of the penalty box to collect a ball from a cone which he would bring across to the other side of the goal area. Likewise no cones for balls near corner flags.

Hmmm....so Cone Boy is fucking that up too.

:lol: :wink:
:D

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The FA Cup 1872- 2024

RIP

A sad day today for the competition :cry:

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Gunner Rob wrote:
Thu Apr 18, 2024 1:39 pm
The FA Cup 1872- 2024

RIP

A sad day today for the competition :cry:
It's terrible for the smaller clubs but also for us fans of the greatest cup competition in any sport anywhere ever. :censored:

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Gunner Rob wrote:
Thu Apr 18, 2024 1:39 pm
The FA Cup 1872- 2024

RIP

A sad day today for the competition :cry:
Can’t say I have cared much for the FA Cup since Man U decided they would play in the world club cup instead. It had a brief revival when it went to Cardiff, but since it has returned to the new Wembley, it has been less than memorable. Even when Arsenal won. Sorry for all the lower league and non-league clubs who can’t even aspire to get a draw to take the big boys to a replay and a big pay day.

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"the FA says the move to eliminate them from an earlier stage has been made "in light of changes to the calendar driven by the expanded Uefa competitions"."

Keep the replays.

Lose the expanded UEFA competitions.

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Apr 18, 2024 2:26 pm
Gunner Rob wrote:
Thu Apr 18, 2024 1:39 pm
The FA Cup 1872- 2024

RIP

A sad day today for the competition :cry:
It's terrible for the smaller clubs but also for us fans of the greatest cup competition in any sport anywhere ever. :censored:
It makes me sad and angry.

For me the FA cup is still my favourite competition. The run of 3 FA cups in 78, 79 & 80 cemented my love of Arsenal as a kid and also the competition itself.

Probably helps that The Arsenal are the greatest side in the history of the worlds greatest football cup competition :barscarf:

And the money grabbing c.unts want to ruin it :cry:

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Not really that fussed to be fair. Replays have been a fucking pain for years and most decent teams put out a weakened team just to get the game out of the way. There's also the fact that games can be decided on the day and that does add some sort of extra interest into them.

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