It's all a load of Cannonballs in here! This is the virtual Arsenal pub where you can chat about anything except football. Be warned though, like any pub, the content may not always be suitable for everyone.
REBEL GOONER wrote:do they leave on the burka when your having sex
Lets face it, some birds need a burkha. Would you have sex with the person who must not be named? Gives ugly birds a chance.
DS the problem is that most Arab ladies are gorgeous whereas those that should be wearing the burkha (fat middle aged Brit skanks)are walking around in shorts and t shirts.
REBEL GOONER wrote:do they leave on the burka when your having sex
Lets face it, some birds need a burkha. Would you have sex with the person who must not be named? Gives ugly birds a chance.
DS the problem is that most Arab ladies are gorgeous whereas those that should be wearing the burkha (fat middle aged Brit skanks)are walking around in shorts and t shirts.
omg I am so dead
When did I mention Arabs? I mentioned a septic. I meant any ugly bird, no matter what colour or creed. But it would also be good if we could invent a male version and pass a law that no ugly men allowed out in public without one.
Chippy wrote:DS you might have to be banned for dissing ****''y like that,
Public disclaimer.........ds would like it known that at no time did she mention **** and she is aware that no men who frequent this forum would need to wear the male version.
Eboue-Why? wrote:I still think that Brown should be kicked out and the bloke who passed this new law should be UK Prime Minister with immediate effect.
1st law of our land would be: Starve her if no sex.
2nd law: If she refuses to take it up the shitter she has to eat 5 cream crackers without any water otherwise she's stoned to death
In my world
1st law.... starve the twat if he is sexist, ugly or disagrees with me
2nd law..... To take a peice of his own medicine and .....If he refuses to take it up the shitter he has to eat 5 cream crackers without any water otherwise he's stoned to death
3rd law.... If eboue why answers this post he will be castrated
Eboue-Why? wrote:I still think that Brown should be kicked out and the bloke who passed this new law should be UK Prime Minister with immediate effect.
1st law of our land would be: Starve her if no sex.
2nd law: If she refuses to take it up the shitter she has to eat 5 cream crackers without any water otherwise she's stoned to death
In my world
1st law.... starve the twat if he is sexist, ugly or disagrees with me
2nd law..... To take a peice of his own medicine and .....If he refuses to take it up the shitter he has to eat 5 cream crackers without any water otherwise he's stoned to death
3rd law.... If eboue why answers this post he will be castrated
4th law.....No castration allowed
- talking of which, I was out with my dog earlier who we castrated years ago and he met a young bitch who was in season and gagging for it, she was all over him and he just didn't want to know. Made me feel guilty as hell but there you go!
I am in the process of starving my wife and treat her to a 10 minutes stoning once a day but she still wont have sex. Can't or won't - same thing if you ask me.
So these laws are not all they are cracked up to be.
Her sister on the other hand is always walking round with a wide on claiming she is as wet as an otters pocket.
I am cooking her a three course meal and giving her first dibs on the larger stones.
Eboue-Why? wrote:I still think that Brown should be kicked out and the bloke who passed this new law should be UK Prime Minister with immediate effect.
1st law of our land would be: Starve her if no sex.
2nd law: If she refuses to take it up the shitter she has to eat 5 cream crackers without any water otherwise she's stoned to death
In my world
1st law.... starve the twat if he is sexist, ugly or disagrees with me
2nd law..... To take a peice of his own medicine and .....If he refuses to take it up the shitter he has to eat 5 cream crackers without any water otherwise he's stoned to death
3rd law.... If eboue why answers this post he will be castrated
4th law.....No castration allowed
- talking of which, I was out with my dog earlier who we castrated years ago and he met a young bitch who was in season and gagging for it, she was all over him and he just didn't want to know. Made me feel guilty as hell but there you go!
dbrien wrote:I am in the process of starving my wife and treat her to a 10 minutes stoning once a day but she still wont have sex. Can't or won't - same thing if you ask me.
So these laws are not all they are cracked up to be.
Her sister on the other hand is always walking round with a wide on claiming she is as wet as an otters pocket.
I am cooking her a three course meal and giving her first dibs on the larger stones.
RNTGOONER wrote:oil pipeline ... taliban do not want it built
Yep and also it's a very important place strategically due to where it is.
We don't give a shit about the Afghan people or terrorism which is a problem which we have created on the scale it is in the first place. We want control of or the ability to manipulate Afghanistan for our own interests, if the Taliban had allowed that they would still be in power and we wouldn't care what kind of regime they were like we didn't when we armed, supported and trained them in the first place.
