THE CHARLIE! CHARLIE! one of our own 'GOOD GUYS' THREAD
- franksav63
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Wise man is DB10. Never go on your own doorstep.DB10GOONER wrote: I am treating myself to a burrito for lunch, meaning I will destroy the 2nd floor jacks after lunch (I work on the 3rd floor) meaning that arsehole in HR that queried my OT last month will have to smell my chilli ravaged shit everytime he goes in that jacks today
Reminds me of when I was in college.
I got into health food and started eating large portions of brown rice, mixed with peanuts, raisins, broccolli and Tofu. Resulted in large and forceful anal expulsions.
So the student bogs were a bit grim, except one of them, near the library. I reckoned it was the location that kept it so, for the one near the bar was frantic.
Only had two cubicles, but was clean, and seldom visited. A man could sit down in peace and quiet and do his business in there.
Time to time I would clog up the bowl with huge droppings, but a swift exit from the little used toilet saw no real harm done, because the college employed cleaning and plumbing staff.
One day I turned up and there was a lock on the door, and a notice typed on college headed paper.
"This toilet has been subject to frequent blockages. It is a designated staff toilet, and not to be used by students. Entry is now only to staff keyholders".
I had single handedly caused an official change in college policy.
From then on I had to make do with the regular toilets, far less clean and not so conducive to a decent expulsion.
So in honour of these experiences, I nominate number 24. Thomas Crapper.
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oi! mary legend typed that badboy and she was the damn best and ballsiest cleaner wavell house ever saw!QuartzGooner wrote:Tell you what, that notice makes me think this new graduate tax might be a good thing.xDAVEYx wrote:university and poo?
i miss halls
Student layabouts.
We taxpayers foot the bill for all that fancy edumacayshion and they cannot even spell "defecate" properly!
and as soon as i start earning over 15k pa i'll be paying back your tax pennies
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Theo..is that youxDAVEYx wrote:oi! mary legend typed that badboy and she was the damn best and ballsiest cleaner wavell house ever saw!QuartzGooner wrote:Tell you what, that notice makes me think this new graduate tax might be a good thing.xDAVEYx wrote:university and poo?
i miss halls
Student layabouts.
We taxpayers foot the bill for all that fancy edumacayshion and they cannot even spell "defecate" properly!
and as soon as i start earning over 65k per week i'll be paying back my fans
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