[DB10GOONER]

They say there's a book in everyone, but two You must be a fucking genius
Seriously though good luck with it, a book launch might give you that extra bit of publicity, to get the thing moving.

Cheers Sid. Yeah, will be looking at several marketing strategies in the next couple days.

"Marketing strategies"!

There ya go, not even properly published in the publishing industry and I'm already sounding like a crunt!

[I Hate Hleb]

They say there's a book in everyone, but two You must be a fucking genius
Seriously though good luck with it, a book launch might give you that extra bit of publicity, to get the thing moving.

Cheers Sid. Yeah, will be looking at several marketing strategies in the next couple days.

"Marketing strategies"!

There ya go, not even properly published in the publishing industry and I'm already sounding like a crunt!

Don't worry DB10, it didn't need you to write a book or two to start doing that!!

[DB10GOONER]

They say there's a book in everyone, but two You must be a fucking genius
Seriously though good luck with it, a book launch might give you that extra bit of publicity, to get the thing moving.

Cheers Sid. Yeah, will be looking at several marketing strategies in the next couple days.

"Marketing strategies"!

There ya go, not even properly published in the publishing industry and I'm already sounding like a crunt!

Don't worry DB10, it didn't need you to write a book or two to start doing that!!

True.

[flash gunner]

Congrats mate very impressive. Good luck with it remember us sad bastards here when youre rich and famous

[DB10GOONER]

Congrats mate very impressive. Good luck with it remember us sad bastards here when youre rich and famous

With the profit margins I'm currently looking at, I think it'll be a loooooong while before that's even an issue, mate!

"Profit Margins"!

I'm now officially a piece of shite.

[I Hate Hleb]

Congrats mate very impressive. Good luck with it remember us sad bastards here when youre rich and famous

With the profit margins I'm currently looking at, I think it'll be a loooooong while before that's even an issue, mate!

"Profit Margins"!

I'm now officially a piece of shite.

'You didn't need to write a book ....' , I think you know the rest!!!

[flash gunner]

Congrats mate very impressive. Good luck with it remember us sad bastards here when youre rich and famous

With the profit margins I'm currently looking at, I think it'll be a loooooong while before that's even an issue, mate!

"Profit Margins"!

I'm now officially a piece of shite.

'You didn't need to write a book ....' , I think you know the rest!!!

[DB10GOONER]

Congrats mate very impressive. Good luck with it remember us sad bastards here when youre rich and famous

With the profit margins I'm currently looking at, I think it'll be a loooooong while before that's even an issue, mate!

"Profit Margins"!

I'm now officially a piece of shite.

'You didn't need to write a book ....' , I think you know the rest!!!

True.

[HashKads]

Congratulations mate Sounds like it was tough work especially with having a job and family etc.

I like the sound of the next book so let us know when that's up.

On a side note, if you ever need a face for your cover, I charge by the hour and I may even let my hair down

[storrmin571]

Are they tall tales?

[HashKads]

Are they tall tales?

They can't be, he's on 3ft 10.

[SWLGooner]

Cheers, Hlebby. Kind words and much appreciated. The film rights are yours for a million up front. Dollars, Pounds, Euro, Lire, Pesos, Dinars or Rupees. I don't care, just want to say "Yeah, I got a million for the film rights".

I have a million Zimbabwean dollars here on the wall, if you're still interested...

Ah, General Mfobe Akimbaye... we meet again. Have you been busy since your last email to me?

Yes, I have been very busied sorting out the estate of your dead relative, Jackson Alankelly. Luckily for you, most his estate of left to you, as he was without child. Please call me on 0027 7104 1961 to discuss payment for my services (Jayson, no!) and sending you the monies that you are own. You can trust me as I am a family man and an accredited accountant (that means a lot, AA23 is also accredited, and he's not a paedophile or anything) by the Glorious Independent Federal Republic of Basutoland

[mcdowell42]

Its amazing what some people can do when you give them crayons

[corkbarry]

Congratulations Alan, i suppose you will be on the Late late Show plugging the Book soon

[I Hate Hleb]

Are they tall tales?

They can't be, he's on 3ft 10.

Therefore they must be short stories!!