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NickF wrote:My brother went to see Black Sabbath last night at the o2. I should have joined him as it would have been better than the Watford game.
Anyway he was telling me, hardly anyone knew the words to War Pigs and about a third of the floor left early.

What is it with modern music (and football) fan? It seems to be more about being there rather than actual supporting.

They're mostly cúnts?

Last time me and the lads went to see Metallica in Dublin (for old times sake ) it was full of arseholes with beards, side partings and My Chemical Romance t-shirts that did not know any songs that were not on the Black Album.

Quick question;

Ed Sheeran. Cúnt, or gash featured cúnt?

The low brow women in the office are spazzing out because his Oirish shows sold out this morning. Dear God, have you ever heard this talentless ginger cúnt whining his shit "songs"?

If not, imagine a drill going through your left ear whilst some cúnt plays Rick (silent "P") Astley "songs" at 500 decibels in your right ear... all after some other cúnt has stripped the skin from your body and rolled you in sea salt, and you'll get the idea.

DB10GOONER wrote:Quick question;

Ed Sheeran. Cúnt, or gash featured cúnt?

The low brow women in the office are spazzing out because his Oirish shows sold out this morning. Dear God, have you ever heard this talentless ginger cúnt whining his shit "songs"?

If not, imagine a drill going through your left ear whilst some cúnt plays Rick (silent "P") Astley "songs" at 500 decibels in your right ear... all after some other cúnt has stripped the skin from your body and rolled you in sea salt, and you'll get the idea.

Do you like Ed Sheeran or not? Very unclear from your post...

Bradywasking wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:Quick question;

Ed Sheeran. Cúnt, or gash featured cúnt?

The low brow women in the office are spazzing out because his Oirish shows sold out this morning. Dear God, have you ever heard this talentless ginger cúnt whining his shit "songs"?

If not, imagine a drill going through your left ear whilst some cúnt plays Rick (silent "P") Astley "songs" at 500 decibels in your right ear... all after some other cúnt has stripped the skin from your body and rolled you in sea salt, and you'll get the idea.

Do you like Ed Sheeran or not? Very unclear from your post...

I do not approve of his whimsical musings... he is a talentless ginger cuntoid... he is the Wenger to music's Arsenal... he is syphilis of the ear... he is AIDS for the chlamydia generation... he is to music what Yoko Oh-No was to John Lennon... he is a Kardashian with a pop single whose release cost her a blowjob and swallow... he is but the very fucking shit I wipe from my arsehole of a Sunday morning after 18 hours drinking on a Saturday.

Does that cover it?

DB10GOONER wrote:

Bradywasking wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:Quick question;

Ed Sheeran. Cúnt, or gash featured cúnt?

The low brow women in the office are spazzing out because his Oirish shows sold out this morning. Dear God, have you ever heard this talentless ginger cúnt whining his shit "songs"?

If not, imagine a drill going through your left ear whilst some cúnt plays Rick (silent "P") Astley "songs" at 500 decibels in your right ear... all after some other cúnt has stripped the skin from your body and rolled you in sea salt, and you'll get the idea.

Do you like Ed Sheeran or not? Very unclear from your post...

I do not approve of his whimsical musings... he is a talentless ginger cuntoid... he is the Wenger to music's Arsenal... he is syphilis of the ear... he is AIDS for the chlamydia generation... he is to music what Yoko Oh-No was to John Lennon... he is a Kardashian with a pop single whose release cost her a blowjob and swallow... he is but the very fucking shit I wipe from my arsehole of a Sunday morning after 18 hours drinking on a Saturday.

Does that cover it?

I think you'll find all that wimpy, angst-ridden, self-deprecating shit is very popular with the ladies. My daughter and her friends love him. He's sooooo sensitive, you see.

GranadaJoe wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

Bradywasking wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:Quick question;

Ed Sheeran. Cúnt, or gash featured cúnt?

The low brow women in the office are spazzing out because his Oirish shows sold out this morning. Dear God, have you ever heard this talentless ginger cúnt whining his shit "songs"?

If not, imagine a drill going through your left ear whilst some cúnt plays Rick (silent "P") Astley "songs" at 500 decibels in your right ear... all after some other cúnt has stripped the skin from your body and rolled you in sea salt, and you'll get the idea.

Do you like Ed Sheeran or not? Very unclear from your post...

I do not approve of his whimsical musings... he is a talentless ginger cuntoid... he is the Wenger to music's Arsenal... he is syphilis of the ear... he is AIDS for the chlamydia generation... he is to music what Yoko Oh-No was to John Lennon... he is a Kardashian with a pop single whose release cost her a blowjob and swallow... he is but the very fucking shit I wipe from my arsehole of a Sunday morning after 18 hours drinking on a Saturday.

Does that cover it?

I think you'll find all that wimpy, angst-ridden, self-deprecating shit is very popular with the ladies. My daughter and her friends love him. He's sooooo sensitive, you see.

Yeah, that's it... the women in my office love him. Depressing really, isn't it?

Mark Clattenburg broke ref protocol to head off and see sheeran live on a saturday evening. That proves they're both

arseofacrow wrote:Mark Clattenburg broke ref protocol to head off and see sheeran live on a saturday evening. That proves they're both

Absolute proof.

Going to see two bands next week, The Answer a brilliant band from Northern Ireland, and on Thursday my favourite band Black Star Riders.

DB10GOONER wrote:Quick question;

Ed Sheeran. Cúnt, or gash featured cúnt?

The low brow women in the office are spazzing out because his Oirish shows sold out this morning. Dear God, have you ever heard this talentless ginger cúnt whining his shit "songs"?

If not, imagine a drill going through your left ear whilst some cúnt plays Rick (silent "P") Astley "songs" at 500 decibels in your right ear... all after some other cúnt has stripped the skin from your body and rolled you in sea salt, and you'll get the idea.

Just heard his latest song about shafting an Irish girl, now i realise why you hate him so much

flash gunner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:Quick question;

Ed Sheeran. Cúnt, or gash featured cúnt?

The low brow women in the office are spazzing out because his Oirish shows sold out this morning. Dear God, have you ever heard this talentless ginger cúnt whining his shit "songs"?

If not, imagine a drill going through your left ear whilst some cúnt plays Rick (silent "P") Astley "songs" at 500 decibels in your right ear... all after some other cúnt has stripped the skin from your body and rolled you in sea salt, and you'll get the idea.

Just heard his latest song about shafting an Irish girl, now i realise why you hate him so much

I heard he tried, but failed. I heard that is typical of a lot of you Ingerlish, size (more specifically, lack of) is an issue...

So that's why he is known as the Little Ginger Prick, huh?

DB10GOONER wrote:

Bradywasking wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:Quick question;

Ed Sheeran. Cúnt, or gash featured cúnt?

The low brow women in the office are spazzing out because his Oirish shows sold out this morning. Dear God, have you ever heard this talentless ginger cúnt whining his shit "songs"?

If not, imagine a drill going through your left ear whilst some cúnt plays Rick (silent "P") Astley "songs" at 500 decibels in your right ear... all after some other cúnt has stripped the skin from your body and rolled you in sea salt, and you'll get the idea.

Do you like Ed Sheeran or not? Very unclear from your post...

I do not approve of his whimsical musings... he is a talentless ginger cuntoid... he is the Wenger to music's Arsenal... he is syphilis of the ear... he is AIDS for the chlamydia generation... he is to music what Yoko Oh-No was to John Lennon... he is a Kardashian with a pop single whose release cost her a blowjob and swallow... he is but the very fucking shit I wipe from my arsehole of a Sunday morning after 18 hours drinking on a Saturday.

Does that cover it?

OK point well made, but may I remind you of the unwritten rules of Oirland.. 1. You must like/love Rugby...2. You must like/love Ed Sheeran...

Bradywasking wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

Bradywasking wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:Quick question;

Ed Sheeran. Cúnt, or gash featured cúnt?

The low brow women in the office are spazzing out because his Oirish shows sold out this morning. Dear God, have you ever heard this talentless ginger cúnt whining his shit "songs"?

If not, imagine a drill going through your left ear whilst some cúnt plays Rick (silent "P") Astley "songs" at 500 decibels in your right ear... all after some other cúnt has stripped the skin from your body and rolled you in sea salt, and you'll get the idea.

Do you like Ed Sheeran or not? Very unclear from your post...

I do not approve of his whimsical musings... he is a talentless ginger cuntoid... he is the Wenger to music's Arsenal... he is syphilis of the ear... he is AIDS for the chlamydia generation... he is to music what Yoko Oh-No was to John Lennon... he is a Kardashian with a pop single whose release cost her a blowjob and swallow... he is but the very fucking shit I wipe from my arsehole of a Sunday morning after 18 hours drinking on a Saturday.

Does that cover it?

OK point well made, but may I remind you of the unwritten rules of Oirland.. 1. You must like/love Rugby...2. You must like/love Ed Sheeran...

Yeah, the most stomach turning pile of shite you will ever see is a group of 20something bearded hipsters in a Dublin pub, wearing towel flicker jerseys (collars up of course) and singing along with Ed fucking Sheeran shite at the top of their lungs. Cúnts.

DB10GOONER wrote:

arseofacrow wrote:Mark Clattenburg broke ref protocol to head off and see sheeran live on a saturday evening. That proves they're both

Absolute poof.

Isn't that a homophobic comment!?

OneBardGooner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:

arseofacrow wrote:Mark Clattenburg broke ref protocol to head off and see sheeran live on a saturday evening. That proves they're both

Absolute poof.

I is a homo init!

Hey, that's your choice, mate. Live and let live!